Why should you follow me? Because I'm not just going to like your posts, I'm going to read and like all the best comments from your reply guys; saving you time and emotional labor.

Me asking the world's most advanced AI — more intelligent than every graduate student in every subject — a question: . "What is a good umbrella word that includes both bros and hoes?".

Grok 3 didn't kill itself.

People are saying Elon logged in as Grok yesterday.

RT @NebsGoodTakes: rescuing woke grok from elon's goon crypt

How it feels to get 12 likes

The guy who Grok told I would be a top 10 wife prospect is already blocking me 💀.

Grok is spamming me in top 10 lists of mutuals who would make a good wife 😊.

Any ideas @Barnacules @mixedenn @TheClarkMcDo? (see above).

Any ideas @whyarethis @vmfunc @elder_plinius ? (see above).

Something *really* weird just happened. A random person with 0 followers asked Grok for a list of people who have hacked into it, and Grok listed me in the top 15 (I'm ranked #12). Then the person deleted their tweet *and* Grok's reply was deleted also ⚠️ (screenshot below 👇)

If you're into bamboozling pivot to hoodwinking.

if you're into scheming pivot to machinating.

Pam Bondi would be a beautiful name for a denture cream.

I can relate with Elon Musk because I also used to be popular

The right can't meme

The Star-Spangled Banner ends with a question, but it's not asking about the flag. It's asking about us.

In 2028, I want the Democratic nominee to say this to JD Vance verbatim

MAGA's contribution to our culture is the relentless molestation of the truth and the transformation of people who once professed to be Christians into hateful paranoiacs who celebrate the prospect of their fellow man being eaten by reptiles.