Alan White
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Editor in Chief @politicshome / @TheHouseMag. Fmr Lord Chief Justice of Twitter. RTs ≠ Endorsements. Listen to The Rundown podcast: https://t.co/0fDyLbKg42
Joined March 2009
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This is one of the most terrifying things I’ve seen in all my life
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Incredible scenes on channel 4. Worth staying for the last five seconds of this
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My favourite subset of internet video is dogs that think their owners are drowning and this one is gold
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This is the best and clearest explanation of why people need to stay at home you could ever wish to see
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haven't seen a more aggressive British assault on Italy since the 1943 Allied landing on Sicily.
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BORIS JOHNSON ASKED A FORTUNE TELLER FOR A PREDICTION AND THIS HAPPENED
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XL GULLIES.
Where are the HARDEST seagulls in Britain? MailOnline tests how long it takes dive-bombing 'XL gullies' to pinch ice cream or chips at most popular seaside resorts
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2019 has barely begun and if I see a better act of trolling I'll be stunned.
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An important component of dramatic tragedy is a brutal plot twist
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If you want an indication of how much of a hellscape this is going to be, last night a mate told our friendship group he couldn’t do a virtual dinner on Friday because he had “other digital commitments.”.
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On balance this is actually one of the best media performances by a Tory politician in the last 24 hours
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the crowdfunder to make this fly over central London during Trump's visit has, I am not entirely surprised to report, smashed its target
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Look forward to Trump having a shitfit over Kristen Stewart in a few hours
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Martin Lewis says it’s not true that the government can’t take action on the energy crisis
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I think it's just that it's been a long week, but this has made me have a meltdown at my desk
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This is it. This is the exact moment, after years of turmoil, that Britain finally lost its collective mind
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Hmm. Weird silence on the timelines of certain media commentators who have been very vocal about a lack of social distancing at recent BLM protests.
Violence erupts in Parliament Square as people gathered erupt and charge at police and a cyclist, throwing bottles and swearing, but no fighting.
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This is the most captivating 15 seconds of political drama I’ve seen in years
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This is probably the greatest entrance in the history of home improvement television
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Either that or Ed Davey’s forgotten the campaign’s over.
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I think Dan Hodges’ defence of Dominic Cummings might carry a little more weight if last week his paper hadn’t gone after Keir Starmer for buying his elderly mother a field with some donkeys in it.
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I refuse to ever let this video appear on my timeline without giving it the like it deserves.
🚨 Adam Boulton is leaving Sky News. Let’s never forget how he once gave us the best thing that’s ever happened on a British news channel.
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Can someone pls fetch a bodybag for Steve Baker we have a casualty here
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Day 14:.Rishi Sunak: Labour will raise taxes.Labour: Rishi Sunak is lying.Ed Davey:
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It is perhaps a little unfortunate for Nadhim Zahawi that this was published at the exact moment Boris pulled out.
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There’s a lot of “the Internet was always bad” chat around but literally all I remember from 2011 is Fenton.
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Former Home Secretary Priti Patel unveils memorial bench to swans killed in catapult attack.
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This is it. British politics has peaked. Dissolve Parliament and call it a day.
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Every media person who thinks they’ve solved Brexit on their skiing holiday should be made to transport a lorry full of insulin back the other way and livetweet the process.
Just approaching the border between France and Switzerland. .
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The Tory target vote when you tell them they should make sacrifices too
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Every time the British government says it’s secured meaningful concessions from Europe
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Rishi sunak going to bed:
STORY. Rishi Sunak caught taking private helicopter flight home hours after gushing about train travel.
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One and a half million views of @rafaelbehr’s Brexit rant now. I think people may feel he has a point
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Can confirm Theresa May getting locked in her car is much better when you put the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme over it
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I remember turning up at the private eye office for work experience as a 23 year old and Hislop telling me I was going to get paid a decent salary for it: "well you're going to be working for us so it's. work, isn't it." It really shouldn't be more complicated than that.
Also, shoutouts to orgs like @FT who actually pay interns enough to live on during placements!.
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Imagine being owned so bad that even children's book publishers are coming for you on the internet
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Sue Gray, sighing, adds another column to her excel document.
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At some point the governing party might have to give the fact its deputy chair appears on this channel some consideration.
Laurence Fox just did a whole speech on GB News on why men apparently won’t shag me ?
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when the center parcs cops come to remove me from the pancake house on Monday
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Easiest deal in history, all it took was five years, two prime ministers, and a border in the Irish Sea.
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There’s absolutely nothing Oxfam’s management could do from this point that could make things wor-
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If you're looking for reasons to love Twitter, there's a bookshop currently tweeting an entire Harry Potter novel at Piers Moron.
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this might be the best picture of Jeremy Corbyn I've ever seen
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fair play Burger King, fair play.
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The Guardian has found Britain's most politically chaotic man, I love him
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I know there's a lot going on but have we found who it was that shut down Gatwick over Christmas with a drone or are we just letting that one slide.
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Weird how none of this lot have shared the latest reports on the Dortmund bus attack.
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They’ll be teaching this one at the city uni ethics in journalism course for years to come
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However bad a weekend you had at least you're not the guy on Robot Wars who lost to a team of kids and stormed off
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Suspect Penny Mordaunt will be beyond apoplectic. I wouldn’t be surprised if this has cost her her seat.
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Have to admire how well the Mirror masked his identity, in retrospect.
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If you were given a million chances, you would never guess what happens in the final seconds of this video
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The Chair of the Bar council has written to Boris Johnson over his remarks about lawyers at Conservative Party Conference
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On balance I'm thinking chaos with Ed Miliband might have been the simpler option
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My drug of choice? watching every single video of this hustle that social media has to offer
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An excellent visualisation of why millennials need to spend less on avocado
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