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An account of the banter era of Arsenal Football Club (2006-present)
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Corbyn has been campaigning for all human rights for decades and the media made you idiots think he’s racist so you went and voted for an actual racist. Enjoy 5 horrible years.
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Matty Cash
🚨 Steven Gerrard is in talks to become the new head coach of Poland! 🇵🇱
(Source: Meczyki / Liverpool Echo)
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Bukayo Saka is 19 years old and had never taken a penalty before in his senior career. Having to take the decisive penalty in a European final when more experienced players ducked it shows his character. ❤️
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Just needs to find his hands now
André Onana is starting to find his feet at Manchester United
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4-2 up in the final and lost 7-4. It all makes sense now.
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How big a challenge do you want son?
𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Robert Lewandowski wants a new challenge away from Bayern Munich but the club has valued him at more than £100m.
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That Harry Kane tackle looked bad at first but on a VAR replay you can clearly see he is the England captain
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Why are Man United fans upset? You’ve been supporting Man City all season
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Just banged my head against a wall for a full hour to reduce my IQ to 56. Man United fans, I am one of you today
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I wonder who the definitely completely random Premier League fixture generator will have them start the season against on a Friday night
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Fucking hell, he could pass it to anyone
JUST IN: Spanish football legend Xavi tests positive for coronavirus
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Chelsea paid World Cup tax for Enzo, war reparations for Mudryk and put food on the table for all of Caicedo’s siblings. Over £100m each for all of them is insane
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Saudi Arabia
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Throwing bottles at a player in a charity match is exactly why this sport is the best in the world
😅🔴 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝖦𝖾𝗋𝗋𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗅𝖾𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗆𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝖾𝗅𝖾𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇-𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖢𝖾𝗅𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝗌!
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Call me racist all you like but can someone please explain to me why loads of African men are always defending rapist footballers on here? Every single time in the replies.
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The ITV presenter closes the show with “Vieira wins it from the spot against a Manchester team, I’ve heard that before” while Roy Keane glares at him 😭😭😭😭😭
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Please eat the full cake by yourself
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If anyone asks, Arsenal won the Super League and Spurs came last
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Boris Johnson and Maggie Thatcher having the biggest majorities in the last 40 years says all you need to know. Majority of Brits are horrible cunts. Feel for the tens of millions of good ones.
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It really makes you wonder just how good Brandon Williams must be
5-0 England.
SAKA SCORES A HATTRICK AT OLD TRAFFORD! STAR PLAYER! 🌟🏴
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Is he the first player to ever be bought for his FPL price?
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Different kind of fear when Saka is standing over a penalty, feels like it’s my own son out there
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He’s shit and free, therefore he will be signing for Juventus.
Youri Tielemans has just confirmed that he’s leaving Leicester City as free agent. 🚨🇧🇪
#LCFC
Tielemans, now available on the market as several clubs are keen on signing him.
Nothing agreed with any club… yet.
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Mustafi did it first
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Kingsley Coman won a league title in all 11 seasons of his career. Then Harry Kane became his teammate.
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The Emirates cheering Harry Maguire being subbed on was so rude 😭
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Kane retiring at Spurs without winning any trophies in his career then winning a Super Bowl would be the funniest thing in sports history
🎙️| Harry Kane on potentially playing in the NFL after his football career is over: “It’s something I want to definitely explore. I know it’ll be a lot of hard work. I’m not expecting to just walk up and start kicking field goals. It will be a lot of practice, a lot of hard work…
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Arteta might be a better rattler than even peak Mourinho was, everybody hates him 😭
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The problem with these lot is they grew up in the Fergie era and every decision went their way
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Jogo your way back to Portugal you fucking terrorists
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Hi, don’t know if it’s too late but we would like to accept this please
Raheem Sterling plus cash for Alexis Sanchez?
Manchester City are set to make an offer to Arsenal this week:
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We keep getting worse with every Premier League game. It was 6-0 two weeks ago. 5-0 last week. 4-1 today. What’s it going to be next week? 3-0? Pathetic.
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I don’t understand. Ten Hag is the best manager in the world. Varane and Martinez are the best centre back partnership in the world. Shaw is the best left back in the world. Casemiro is the best DM in the world. Rashford is the best player in the world.
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Michael Oliver really gave Dalot two yellow cards in five seconds for shouting at him for not doing his job properly but didn’t book Kovacic for two studs up tackles from behind in five minutes
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We need to start slipping Martinelli into these Hale End photos. We can rewrite history.
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We spent £30m on some kid who had only played a handful of senior games, sent him away for 3 years and he came back the best defender in the world 😭
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Giroud is a World Cup winner and has over 100 caps for France. He could end up as their top goal scorer ever and reach 100 Premier League goals. Not to mention many incredible goals. How am I supposed to explain to my grandkids that he was fucking shit
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Gallas gave up. Fabregas went on strike. Van Persie made a public statement to leave. Koscielny went on strike. Xhaka told the fans to fuck off. Someone needs to put the pride back in being the captain of Arsenal football club.
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Saka and Martinelli. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo in the same team but respecting women + paying taxes
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Carragher criticising Arsenal for understanding the offside rule in a game we aren’t involved in is incredible head loss
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Ajax every transfer window
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You sucked 700 dicks to find out that Emery is starting 3 DMs 2 hours before everyone else, L
I’m never going to say no to a stadium tour when offered. You go be bitter in your mom’s basement, and I’ll keep being a West Ham fan that has once in a lifetime opportunities to see starting lineups 3 hours before they’re announced 🤷🏽♀️
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😂😂😂😂😂 Harry Kane said it’s a one off and the Sky interviewer said it’s not it’s the second time it’s happened this week
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There are people who think Vincent fucking Kompany was better than Van Dijk
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The fans who ejaculated to Andy Robertson pushing players into advertising boards for years sure are crying a lot about a 50/50 shoulder
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Stops scoring until Ranieri is sacked because Brexit means Brexit
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Now I know why he was walking like that
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IMAGINE THAT ALERT GOING OFF IN THE SPURS DRESSING ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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If you spend £400m in a year and get dominated by Wolves and Spurs, maybe the Glazers aren’t your biggest problem
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Rio Ferdinand is enjoying this too much. Man United fans are so weird. When Spurs were in the final I wanted to die
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I have never seen so many players slip and fall over in a game before. Terrible pitch
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Hard to believe the road to Messi winning an unprecedented 7th Ballon D’or began with Neal Maupay hacking down Bernd Leno
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Messi winning the Balon D’or under the criteria they created to stop him from winning the Balon D’or every year is so funny. Let me explain.
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This is so weird. You didn’t see Arsenal announcing Vieira to Palace, Chelsea announcing Lampard to Norwich or Man City telling us what Paul Dickov had for breakfast
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Almost every game we forget to praise Ben White for being flawless because it’s the norm. Ridiculous player.
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I’ve said it six hundred billion times, I’ll say it again. There is nothing better than beating those bastards
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Did Jamie Carragher tell the West Ham fans to get down the tunnel and go home?
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Goodbye legend
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Fucking love the reaction from the fans to Saliba. The culture has changed at this club.
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What time will she get there if she leaves at 9AM and travels at a constant speed of 60MPH?
A girl at a London school is planning a four-and-a-half-hour journey to make her maths A-level exam on Tuesday as the rail strike sparks travel chaos
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Get down the tunnel
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He’s free from Spurs he can finally name a kid after his idol
Welcome to the world Henry Edward Kane. 20/8/2023. Love you baby boy! 💙👶🏼
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We did it. One full season without conceding a goal to Jamie Vardy.
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If we don’t win this, Arteta will never rotate again. Saka will need a wheelchair by the time he’s 28.
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For anyone who is not aware, Arsenal fans keep voting for Tony Adams and it’s making British Karen’s mad
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How the fuck did a manager six months into his first job win the FA Cup with this team
The class of 2020...
Where are the members of the 2020
@Arsenal
#EmiratesFACup
winning squad now 👀
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Martinelli out here like Pontius Pilate, desperately trying to put Jesus on the end of a cross
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This Leeds fan was spot on about Ben White. What a player he is
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Varane is lucky everyone loves to mock Maguire because he has been a huge flop
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The only way Juventus will pay more than £40m for Partey is if we tell them he is a referee
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12 players is genius. Would give us an advantage over every other team. Can’t believe we never thought of this before
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Ceballos intercepting a pass to the goalkeeper when the ball was out of play is exactly the type of bastardry I want to see
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“Who could’ve seen this Spurs collapse coming?”
Every Arsenal fan:
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I love Wrighty so much. During those bad years, he seemed to be the only legend who was just hurt and wanted the best for the club with no selfish motives or attacks that further harmed the club. He deserves to enjoy this more than any of them.
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If I told you an away team conceded a penalty and got 3 red cards all at once, you would know what stadium I was talking about instantly.
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Saliba Gabriel Rice. Unbelievable. Now imagine them without having to put up with Zinchenko’s shit.
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The assistant flagged for offside then the ref went over and asked him "Do you want Liverpool to win the league?" Goal given. 1-0.
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We don’t praise Ødegaard enough anymore. The guy is just outstanding.
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🚨🚨🚨 Gary Neville has started ranting about the Glazers, our work here is done
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How have all 3 title chasers had to play their backup goalkeepers this weekend
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Where were the Saudis when Özil was rinsing us dry
DEAL DONE✅ 32 year old N'Golo Kanté has joined Karim Benzema at Saudi Arabian side Al Ittihad on a free transfer. The Frenchman will earn €100M per season until 2025. That’s €300M in wages just between Benzema & Kante🤯📝⚽️
#kante
#transfers
#benzema
#chelsea
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Ben White would be known as a hard as nails traditional English defender but he has a sun tan and tattoos
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You’re not proper Arsenal if you don’t want Elneny to stay for life
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Was too scared to tweet about Doku all season in case it came back to haunt me but he is fucking shit
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How do you get 22 penalties in a season and not win anything? Lmao
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When we gifted Havertz that penalty vs Bournemouth, I have never seen such an awkward, nervous celebration by a player. He seemed uncomfortable getting too close to the fans. Noticed yesterday how different he was celebrating. Confidence is so important.
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