***ANNOUNCEMENT*** An absolutely huge new appointment here at the Celebration Police!!! After his fantastic work telling Arsenal not to celebrate their win against his beloved Liverpool, we are delighted to welcome Officer Carragher to the force👮‍♂️🚨🫡 #ARSLIV @Carra23

Richarlison, if you’re gonna do an excessive shirt-off celebration like it’s the winner in the World Cup final, try to make sure it is actually the winner 😂😂 What an absolute clown🤡 #TOTMUN

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Zero goals conceded in over six weeks of football? That is absolutely mental. As a neutral, I think I speak for all of us when I say that Arteta has built one of the greatest defensive units in the history of the game #SLAARS #UCL

How's that fake hard man act working out for you?

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Perfection 👌🏻 #ARSCRY

IF Arsenal do win the league or Champs League this season, the vindication will be truly biblical. Gloating off the chain. Can’t even imagine what 20 years of being relentlessly bantered, cooked, mocked and memed will produce. Football Twitter will never recover. #UCL

Arsenal are an absolute disgrace. Should be banned from Europe for celebrating this win. It’s only Athletico Madrid in the Champions League, lads. 4 lucky set piece goals. Gyökeres with his stupid little Batman celebration. Horrible. All units to the Emirates🚨🚨🚨 #UCL #ARSATM

Spending £500m over the summer and breaking the British transfer record twice yet still getting beat by Ruben Amorim’s Man United. At home. Oof. #LIVMUN

As a neutral, I don’t mind admitting that this Arsenal defensive unit is up there with the greatest in Premier League history. Arteta’s brick wall. #FULARS

Laura out here doing the Lord's work 🙏

Totally unacceptable Minimum 3 match ban 🚨🚨🚨 #NEWARS

Until now, Liverpool taking 3 points with late winners has been “the sign of a team that never gives up”. All of a sudden it’s become the sign of a “lucky team” VERY interesting 🤔 #NEWARS

Absolute scenes out here in Denver. Arsenal putting the absolute shambles that is Newcastle United Football Club to the sword. DISGRACEFUL celebrations aplenty. All units to St James Park 🚨👮🏻‍♂️🚔 #NEWARS @DenverGooners

Absolutely insane decision. 100% a penalty. VAR fucks it again. #NEWARS

Class 👮🏻‍♂️🚨👍🏻 @ESPNFC

Arsenal are the only British club in this year’s Champions League with a 100% win record. Truly outstanding stuff from Arteta and his men 💪🏼 #ATHARS

Madueke has been absolute class. A lot of people owe Mikel Arteta an apology #ARSNFO

That’ll be why England have won fuck all in 60 odd years then 👍🏻

A goal from Madueke. An assist from Declan Rice. Arsenal carrying yet England again. #SRBENG