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war, woodlands, how they connect to each other. the history of wildwoods and managed woodlands. what it means to be able to radically alter your environment. listen now 👇
WAR AND THE WOODS: episode one is out now! the first in a series exploring woodlands, warfare, the histories they share - and the story of how a woodland came to grow in bethnal green
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imagine you’re an elephant, minding your own business, thinking elephant thoughts. and then the cornucopia truck breaks down right next to you. what a day. what a day to be an elephant
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A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Was Filmed Having Sex in a Capitol Building
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yeah, great place to be fighting guys, real smart, this can only end well
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here are 3 things i've never done:
- left a rental property without thoroughly deep cleaning it
- moved out without a landlord trying to charge me for at least some cleaning
- moved in anywhere totally clean
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people guzzling horse antibiotics to treat a virus when vaccines are available is a failure of many things, of scientific education, media culture and literacy, individualist vs collective attitudes to health, of online content moderation. but also at some point like, c'mon man
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the priest who confirmed me had a story of a woman taking communion in a v short skirt, high heels. after the service someone said to him “did you notice there was someone here tonight who didn’t deserve communion?” to which he said “yes, but I thought you should have it anyway”
Yesterday, St. Patrick's Cathedral hosted the funeral of Cecilia Gentili, a transgender, atheist prostitute. Funeral was attended by hundreds of trans activists in thongs/fishnet/halter tops/fur. They celebrated the dead prostitute by mocking St. Cecilia, saying: "This whore.…
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LEAVE him alone
Testing the grip strength of mice with a Mecmesin BFG 10N digital force gauge.
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one thing i love is when americans go to visit their home towns and post like “can’t wait to go to sloppy mike’s chicken hole, you can’t get sloppy mike’s chicken hole on the coasts”
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it’s not “bezos makes this much while an amazon warehouse worker makes this little”, it’s “bezos makes this much BECAUSE an amazon warehouse worker makes this little”. not a question of unfairness but of material exploitation
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maintaining hard eye contact with me while he eats my flowers
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can’t stop thinking about how when bats get radiotagged researchers often don’t use the location data for the first night to establish roosts, because the bats will go and sulk in a different roost than usual for a day before going back to where they actually live
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good faith answer to this: housing should not be privately owned by anyone but the resident. you own your home, or your home is owned by some common body - government or not - that maintains housing primarily in the interests of residents, not profit generation
I’ve never understood the “we hate all landlords” wave. Motherfucker you expect to live in people’s shit for FREE?
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idk how a society can come back from this, man. how do you go about your day wondering if your dentist or barista or some guy on the bus thinks like this.
Mocking a Palestinian mother in Gaza who worked as a doctor, and had noticed her son was one of the injured that had been brought in. He was pronounced dead.
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one fifth of reported idf casualties in gaza have been from friendly fire. the idf is feared not because of military prowess, but because it is an ill disciplined colonial police force with systemic racism in its ranks, that excels only at inflicting massive damage on civilians
The IDF has proven once again the Israeli people are amongst the most effective combat fighters in the world. That the IDF is in the top 5 militaries on the planet. I don't blame all our opponents for freaking out, yelling slurs, making up lie after lie. I would fear us too. 🇮🇱
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sorry but five queer people were violently killed yesterday so seeing very wealthy athletes who are part of a very wealthy organisation refuse to make a token gay gesture at an international tournament in case they get fined or their feelings hurt really makes you [redacted]
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a high profile, powerful antisemite at auschwitz, wearing a kippah and talking about the need to kill and terrorise palestinian children. absolutely obscene
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@elonmusk
in Auschwitz: “The education of hatred among children in Gaza must stop. When I was in Israel I understood the need to invade Gaza.”
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this is ethnic cleansing. there is no ability for palestinians who leave to return. this isn’t a “good compromise”, this is a population transfer. has everyone lost their minds
Amazing: President Biden is working on a plan with other countries that would allow civilians to safely leave Gaza and cross the border into Egypt. This is great news. President Biden is making sure that innocent people don’t die due to the actions of Hamas. That’s leadership.
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man if you were born into the upper echelons in 18th century europe it was so easy to be a genius, go to uni at 14 then just go around sorting things into some categories you reckoned seemed right and be remembered as a groundbreaking scientific mind
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this is the only good use of this technology
My husband got me a smart bird feeder for Christmas that sends me pictures of every bird that stops by and I’ve never been more delighted by a piece of tech in my life
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‘can men be moved by songwriting’ fuck i love this website
the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?"
do men have someone like that?
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*because*, *because* his workers sleep in tents
Jeff Bezos earns an insane $230,000 per minute, while Amazon workers sleep in tents outside the warehouses where they work.
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"you think being left wing is so great, but actually my family's ill-gotten gains were redistributed under socialism, " is the absolute best genre of post on here
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i think i can explain them.
Bruises and broken ribs - Israel's unexplained prison deaths
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probably a less popular opinion but i do really think that being able to get literally whatever you want at all times of year from hundreds of producers in any supermarket was only ever going to be able to exist for an historical blink of an eye, utterly unsustainable
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logging in from an active warzone that you have chosen to visit to tell everyone that you, as a man, are only into women but in a way that is gay actually, is exactly what this website was built for
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I Do Not Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care Whether You Are A Disease Vector For Other People
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find the idea of a 93 year old man walking endless laps of his garden to raise money for a tax funded public service absolutely obscene, and you should too
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i find myself often thinking of the time a woman was hounded for days, forcibly outed as trans, and her work removed from the internet, because she wrote some sci-fi that dared ask the question “is queer identification with neoliberal militarism maybe a bad thing”
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you’re not genuinely wondering anything. you know exactly what’s happening in schools, that kids are more able to wonder openly about their sexuality and who they might be without it implying immediate social punishment, and you don’t like that
Daughter tells me her class has been discussing LGBT issues. One friend has since defined as “non-binary”; another has since declared she is bisexual and has “known it for ages”. The first is 12 years old; the second is 11. Genuinely wonder what is happening in our schools.
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you wouldn’t think, reading these headlines, that israel very recently bombed an iranian diplomatic site, would you
Biden vows 'ironclad' support for Israel over Iran attack fears
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i only have one piece of advice for young queers: ignore every single very specific but vaguely sourced infographic you see about what terms people with extremely granular varieties of gender and desire are allowed to call themselves. this thinking will make you miserable
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christ didn’t wash people’s feet for you to freak out because you saw some fish nets in church
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i don’t disagree but it’s interesting i think that by this point this isn’t a man dressed badly in a professional space, this is a man dressed in a particular business uniform that communicates certain values precisely the way a suit would in another context
It's not a new point but I can't help repeating. No female founder could show up dressed like this in public and expect to get handed billions of dollars. via
@nytimes
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aaron schwartz died by suicide in 2013 awaiting trial on federal charges for mass downloading jstor articles. just good to not forget these things at this time, i reckon. he was 26.
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idk about you but when i say ceasefire i don’t just mean down arms and stop the air strikes, i also mean turn the water back on, turn the electricity back on, and open the rafa crossing for food and medicine. otherwise it’s still war on the whole population of gaza by other means
Just spoke to someone with family in Gaza. He says the fear of starving to death has taken over. His entire family, from the elderly to the toddlers, are all just about eating an orange a day from the tree in their garden. One orange.
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this is the sort of wrenching headline you see after a massive natural disaster. this was done on purpose, and any attempts to undo it are being violently opposed
The average Palestinian in Gaza is living on two pieces of Arabic bread made from flour the UN had stockpiled in the region, a Gaza-based U.N. official said. But the main refrain now being heard in the streets is: "Water, water."
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look no one's hands are clean, but if you deliberately build your reputation by yelling at people online all day that their opinions about books or what have you constitute material oppression, you better make damn sure your job is at the kitten petting factory
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if 21 military personnel die while preparing to demolish civilian homes (which is a crime), and you then mark that by detonating a further 21 civilian homes, i think it’s safe to say that something has gone extremely wrong with what you consider to be normal behaviour
“In memory of the 21 fallen, we blow up 21 terrorist houses”.
Israeli soldiers filmed the moment twenty-one houses were destroyed in Gaza.
Israel’s military said on Tuesday that at least 21 of its soldiers were killed in a single attack in the Gaza Strip, the deadliest day for…
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it rules how in about 18 months supermarkets turned loyalty card schemes into a food pricing extortion racket where they just make up entirely outrageous prices for things if you happen to walk into their shop as a non member, as though buying food is a private members club
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sorry i know we all bang on but within my lifetime it was unlawful to tell school kids that being gay is fine
Teachers forcing left-wing ‘ideas’ on pupils, says ex-Tory minister
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people becoming catholics because mainstream secular culture isn’t sufficiently homophobic for them, and then realising the catholic church isn’t homophobic enough for them either, continues to be one of the funniest ways to be broken by the internet
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america is a really funny country because two core tenets of its national ideology appear to be “small government and self sufficiency” and “your house can be in a sort of union that forces you to not plant vegetables in your front garden”
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almodóvar complaining that the marvel movies are insufficiently horny is the only take in this discourse that i can truly respect
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you are describing a protest
No, protests won't work. We should all stand in the street as Trump passes, point at him and laugh. Much more powerful. And more fun too.
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imo not being able to get every kind of fresh produce at every time of year is actually good, and something we should both be aiming for and getting used to
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i do feel like, what you’re gonna end up with here, is two mountain rescues
The Great North Air Ambulance Service testing a Gravity Industries' jetsuit for mountain rescue.
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@raphtist
i assume you don’t mean me as I start the tweet with “the priest who confirmed me”
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what i think is that having seen gamergate, seen online transphobia leap the blood brain barrier into 'real life' and become bathroom bills etc, it's worth not being naive about whether fascists using pride kink as a homophobic wedge issue might become A Real Problem
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dying at how utterly camp it is
King of Bahrain arrives in Dubai with his robot bodyguard fitted 360 with cameras and in built pistols. Technology moving very fast than ever in history. Now politicians might order this too
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i don’t know how we find enough mourning in the world to honour these people who worked every single day, while the world around them was blown apart, in service of humanity and life, only to be killed by a relentless death machine
🚨The Israeli army killed Dr. Abdulkarim Al-Rekeb, an obstetrician and gynecologist in Khan Younis -
#Gaza
Strip
Dr. Abdulkarim has been treating the wounded and fulfilling his duty to assist pregnant women amidst the difficult circumstances of the genocide war for 152 days.
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massive behaviour for a royal to publicly question the utility of anything
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hey remember like a month ago when it was verified by multiple palestinian and foreign reporters that the idf engineered a situation where several premature babies were left to die untended in incubators and then EVERYONE IN THE PRESS JUST FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT IT
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feel like online has left people with an implicit concern that if they don’t immediately believe the worst possible claim about any situation they’re somehow being reactionary. but a base level of ‘does that seem likely’ scepticism is actually crucial to not becoming reactionary
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how often do you think about how a leftish mp was murdered in broad daylight by a man screaming hard right slogans and literally nothing happened. some people said ‘be nicer when you email mps :)’ and that was just it
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why, is the sort of not-quite-rural-tradwife aspirational domestic content, is the way they interact with objects so… deliberately limp? not quite holding a wooden spoon, vaguely poking at food with a spatula, it’s so eerie
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you simply cannot decide that for one minority, adulthood begins at a different age to everyone else. we already did this with age of consent for gay men, and people fought back and won
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someone posting that it's traumatic for children if their parents have sex in their own bedroom would just be funny if it wasn't part of an environment that's becoming increasingly hostile to sex and sexuality and using 'threat to children' to punish sex and gender deviance
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it’s so funny how everything musk does is based on a small child’s idea about how a computer works
New: Elon Musk had some Tesla engineers visit Twitter HQ today to assess the company's code, ahead of the deal closing. via
@KurtWagner8
@EdLudlow
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‘we’re not all bad’ meet the feudal lords allowing their vassals to keep an extra pound of potatoes at christmas
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when people sit down in the road to protest during a genocide they are not trying to “win you over to their side”, they are trying to disrupt business as usual to create the kind of pressure that can stop the killing
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a cool thing we're learning at the moment is that literally none of the institutions of meritocracy have achieved anywhere near the levels of financial preparedness about which their defenders consistently lecture those unable to access them. this, to me, is hilarious
Private schools likely to fold as result of the Covid-19 crisis, independent schools boss warns
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this is fascinating because “they don’t serve you enough water in europe” seems to be mutating into “europe itself will make you need to drink more water”
Interesting: a new and inexplicable folk belief appears to have emerged among Americans that being in Europe makes you somehow dehydrated
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feminism is when you farm out your husband's domestic failings to an ever-swelling underclass of racialised women labourers, then yell at a gay man on the internet about it instead of yelling at your own husband
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you shouldn't have to batch cook every meal to survive! you shouldn't have to scour 3 supermarkets for the most bargain deals to survive! you shouldn't have to eat the same food every day to survive! in such a rich country we should reject these terms absolutely
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I’m glad you all enjoyed the jesus tweets - trans liberation now. free palestine
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
Still thinking about this bird's nest made out of anti-bird spikes
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let him learn business english
Well that as an unusual visitor to the shop😲 Safely rescued and released now.
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one of the funniest things about england is that my entire life people here have behaved as though it’s a country that’s very good at football, but during this time this has never been proven
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every day someone logs on to this website to say like "picking out clothes for your children to wear is actually low key abusive" to a million retweets. this person is always american
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you understand right that the death toll hasn’t levelled out at around eleven thousand, eleven thousand or so is when the systems to properly count the dead began to collapse. im sorry that’s horrible to think about but it’s true
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coming for a dead man’s daughter because she said her father wouldn’t agree with your transphobia? that’s when you know you’re on the side of the angels
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could socialism build the iphone? is a boring, unilluminating question.
what telecommunications could we build within a system that values a different configuration of distribution? is an intense waking daydream that should obsess you.
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nobody becomes incredibly wealthy because they decide to wake up for work at 4am; incredibly wealthy people decide to wake up for work at 4am because it is a status symbol within their professional culture. this is true of almost every ceo corporate life hack you read about
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that judith butler interview is great in and of itself, but it is also always delicious to see pundit brain collide with someone who has thought about something for more than 15 minutes
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@MargaretAtwood
@TorontoStar
good news, we still can! big fan of your fiction on the dangers of enforcing extremely rigid bio-essentialist ideas about gender btw
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oscar isaac is so attractive it makes people genuinely a little unhinged on contact and i love that. that’s a once in a generation hottie
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my dudes, flipping burgers is not 'an easy job', service work is brutal physically and emotionally not that labour denotes worth anyway
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sorry but it’s absolutely depraved that americans call him “thomas the train”
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ive thought about this image every day for a week. can i get a hup going in chat
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two weeks ago everyone was arguing whether it was even epistemically possible to conceive of the notion that they idf would even think of bombing a hospital, and now it happens every single day
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i tried to move the plate he was licking crumbs off away from him and he just.. came with it
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when talking to cats you should follow the same advice as lawyers asking questions in court: never ask a question you don’t know the answer to. im asking “who’s dingus?”, “have you got little feet?”, but really I know already
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the tags they have these days are teeny tiny, we’re talking mere grams and millimetres, but still takes them a little while to get used to. makes me very emotional
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this war really feels like it’s reached a crime saturation point where so many unfathomable, unconscionable things are happening in quick succession that it’s impossible to be outraged by any specific instance before the next one hits. ceasefire now
Hani Mahmoud reports on Israel bombing a United Nations school that was being used as an evacuation centre, and as people panicked & left the school they were attacked by low level Israeli attack drones.
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@redlianak
what’s the implication here? that people cannot be arrested in front of children, or that killing a child who’s standing near a murderer is acceptable?
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this isn’t going to happen, the nhs simply cannot afford it. what this is instead is violent signal to tell trans people they’re not safe in hospitals, they’re not safe with doctors, and they’re not safe in public life. “stay away, and disappear”
🚨 BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards, says Wes Streeting.
Labour would ban all trans patients from "single-sex" wards, instead putting them in separate wards solely for trans people. Streeting says this is a "priority" for Labour.
(Via Sky News)
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if you were wondering whether something can be profane even in a context where we don’t fully understand the precise details of how something is sacred, the answer turns out to be “yes”
Our spellbinding homage to Her Majesty The
#Queen
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We've projected eight portraits of Queen Elizabeth II onto Stonehenge in celebration of the
#PlatinumJubilee
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american twitter is wild rn it’s just people with very expensive educations telling people with pretty expensive educations that people they assume have no education are upset that the people with pretty expensive educations are too gay
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i don’t think you have to be a boring old anarchist (although i am) to find the near instant online hero worship of a president for loudly defending his country from invasion (hardly a surprising thing for him to do) incredibly strange and unnerving
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tempting to say “lol, ofc not” but you know what, sure! saying good morning is gay now. have you every said good morning to a man of the same age? you’re now a homosexual. every day we’ll make one further thing gay until you learn to calm down
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i've long been fairly committed to the view that bad personal medical decision making is overwhelmingly a reflection of structural and social problems, rather than a specific failure of rationality in certain individuals. but please stop eating the horse paste.
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don’t worry, i know it looks like an invading army occupying the parliamentary seat of another nation, but they’re actually carrying out very precise hostage freeing and hamas militant capturing operations in there
IDF Golani brigade took over the parliamentary chamber in Gaza and brandish Israeli flags
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if u stay up late on election eve, you might catch a glimpse of santa arriving with a big bag of cans for the lads
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