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@DanielFarberPhd
@baileyenorton
Not wrong, but I think OP only meant the guys who were called that regularly and for specific reasons. I for example am regularly speculated about because I am ravishing and I inspire sexual feelings in heterosexual men. It's a very common problem.
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@_RobertSchultz
They did this to my grandma but said I was in jail and my grandma sent them $500 in Wal-Mart gift certificates.
I miss that woman ๐ฅฒ
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@sleepisocialist
@axcomrade
It's almost as if they need workers and not the other way around.
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@no_goblins
Children aren't fully conscious until they've developed a concept of other, so it's not really murder to kill them until they are four or so.
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@EuropeanSpectre
@Chuckgofer
@shaun_vids
My neighbor's ex husband does this when he picks up his kid and one day I'm gonna meet that kid and tell him his dad's an asshole.
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@gixxerblade
@textfiles
If they think this will stop teens from cheating they have never met teens
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@AdamJimenezUK
but an API is just an HTTP server, so all HTML is technically sent over an API
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@ecto_fun
Wait, you're drunk and you are playing video games with him? You have to have sex with him now, it's the rules.
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@JoshuaPotash
@red_oof
It all comes back to viewing others as a threat. Conservatism is about insecurity and fear. They are frightened of the unhoused, frightened of the addicted, frightened of the foreign, frightened of change, frightened of their own impotence and obsolescence. It's sociopathy.
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@DailyCaller
It's so weird reading a story that's clearly making fun of Donald Trump, and then halfway through you realize the writer is actually agreeing with Trump.
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@jpbrammer
it'll keep working until that one load-bearing mac mini in the closet gets shut down
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@NoahTzedek
@AlissaAzar
@abolishICE___
Which is exactly what they all took the job to do; consequence-free violence against people who can't fight back.
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@TheRightCant
The government gives away farm subsidies and yet every conservative farmer I know is first on line for them!
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@sorceressofmath
It's hard to reconcile a planet that's dying from technological exploitation and the idea that more technological exploitation will solve it.
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@joe_ashwell
I used to use Dreamweaver which had a "sync" function that could upload/delete files that were on the server but not local. Needless to say I shot myself in the foot with that a couple times.
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@mortalia
@AlissaAzar
@IwriteOK
Almost as if they have too much money. Maybe we should do something about that...
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@cassiecodes
Wizard-core; my PRs are never late, nor are they early; they get merged precisely when I mean for them to.
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@brianleroux
It's not HTML that's hard; it's representing changing state over time in an event driven UI built by dozens of developers that requires multiple levels of abstraction
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@TheJackForge
Whenever I delete code I also rewrite history to drop the commits where it was added. Never show weakness!
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@guavault
Wanting to bring a person into a world of suffering so you won't be alone is the most fucked up reason to reproduce
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@BuildingWaves
Dear parents,
Pleas force your kids to study business.
Sincerely,
A developer who is tired of working for startups that can't pay their employees.
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@blakegrandhouse
@AlissaAzar
If you think PPB has brought anyone to account by brutalizing them you don't even understand what they were protesting in the first place
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@tlakomy
Junior engineer lifehack:
Tell people you can fix the undocumented, unmaintainable code that the senior engineer wrote, even though you can't.
Congrats, you are now senior.
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I've always felt like Custom Events are the most under appreciated API we have on the web. All these frameworks for reactive programming in JavaScript, but it's been event driven the whole time! Why don't we just use the platform?
@buildWithLit
supports them well
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@Pflax1
When I'm in my car I absolutely am trying to obstruct drivers in order to enforce the speed limit in my neighborhood, and also it of deep spite.
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@kitten_beloved
That's only backend; on the frontend it's 80% querying APIs and putting the results into boxes on a screen.
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@dawnposts
@validchecksum
also, depending on the size of the room, probably apologizing a lot and being very careful what I do with my eyes and hands
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@rafrasenberg
You can't measure programming on a scale, you need to use a spider chart:
Requirements analysis: 9,
Architecture: 8,
Communication: 9,
Implementation: 7,
Debugging: 7,
Groking other people's code: 5,
Operations: 8,
Empathy and emotional awareness: 9,
Hygiene: 6
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Just talked to my dad today and he said they had 13 Covid 19 deaths in Arkansas, TODAY.
Meanwhile the Republicans are trying to outlaw mask mandates. It's not just embarrassing, it's APPALLING!
@ARGOP
should be ASHAMED!
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@RyanBerckmans
PoW is expensive, but that is the utility. BTC is an energy sink. If you have some energy in one place, you can convert it to BTC and transmit it anywhere instantly to re-extract that value. That's a utility.
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@ryanflorence
I hate it when people PushState a carousel, then I go to hit back and I have to go back through dozens of carousel swipes.
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@draffauf
@melissamcewen
@xirclebox
"I see you aren't able to handle learning all the CSS properties, allow me to provide you with this library of classes that you will have to learn instead."
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@freak_monger
@sachee
@goran_dordevic
I definitely have; GraphQL is an abstraction on top of databases, SQL is a language for querying a single database. Nontrivial apps typically have more than one database. It's an easy mistake to make if you aren't a professional.
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@no_goblins
@TheEbonyMaw
Every guy has a house where he's married every woman in the neighborhood
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@Navier_Tokes
I like how they throw in like one mountain and a river like; "this is what they call a river and a mountain, pathetic"
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@littleerik
just the one!? how can he have a nerf gun fight with just the one!? What if it gets jammed, or like a Nerf mortar goes off and he falls in a trench and needs to fight hand-to-hand?
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@Rich_Harris
What if instead of removing these dialogs,
@googlechrome
does what they did with "
http://"
in the location bar, and starts decorating it with shameful messaging
"This is a DANGEROUS cross-origin dialog that can be used for phishing attempts. Do not trust this information."
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@DreamHost
@deadletterboy
You are the domain registrar for
Do you have anything to say about that -LV?
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@patrick_h_lauke
@Adobe
Photoshop cost $1000 ($1800 adjusted for inflation). I couldn't have bought it back then either.
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@telmo
I use outline: 1px dashed red; because it paints *over* border and doesn't impact border-box measurements. The dashes let you see the color of the border beneath it.
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@n8clu
@yhdistyminen
Sounds like a great way to get a Panda infestation! Do you have any idea how hard those things are to get rid of!?
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@coryrylan
I built an app with raw web components, and eventually my comps got complicated (as it goes with manual DOM manip). What was amazing was when I went to upgrade to LitElement, I could just replace one comp at a time, and none of the other comps cared. WC is the universal interface
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Fuck Typescript, all my friends hate Typescript!
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I want to work at a company where at least one person knows what a Web Component is.
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@existentialcoms
Why is it conservatives think all the problems are caused by the new things and not the same things we've been doing this whole time?
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@johnhood4444
@ClubPhotos_
The phone warms the alcohol increasing its absorption rate. Also, alcohol is a solvent and helps to remove particles stuck to the camera lenses resulting in better photographs.
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DreamHost's Social Media team trying to put out the KiwiFarms fire is pure comedy of errors
#CancelKiwiFarms
#CancelDreamHost
#ripnear
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In your 20s you think you're looking for a partner for sex, or maybe to make babies.
But then you turn 40 and you realize that they are actually there to help you bury your parents!
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