The differences between seals and sea lions are so funny. Basically every distinguishing feature (having ears, barking, being big) is one that sea lions have and seals don't. Seems like seals are small featureless blobs.

thank you for reading my bird takes, more will be added soon.

the promise. the delivery!!!

a king (eider) among his commoners (common eiders)

the royal tern looks like a balding old man

in case you're curious this bird is the black skimmer and it uses its lower beak to "skim" for fish as it flies by

this bird looks like it was drawn by someone who had never seen a bird before. real "two monks draw. " vibes

Have any of you bought term life insurance recently? Have any recs on who to buy from?.

I like how Excel's "we can't do that to a merged cell" error implies that I'm some kind of pervert for asking.

I mean come on even the color scheme matches

This is just like the new Wes Anderson movie!.

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wow this rules

damn i loved him as the architect of the city's very destruction, a shame he oversaw its ruin too.

i love how spotify thinks my liked songs playlist has a different number of songs depending on the direction in which i sort the songs.

TIL airpods now have a native white noise feature, no need to play some possibly distracting music or get a hacky app, and it integrates pretty well with the other audio you might be listening to. Sad it's not clearly named, and I had to be bored and sleepy on a plane to notice

RT @tracewoodgrains: Zohran Mamdani promised "to implement recommendations from the 2019 School District Advisory Group" at elementary scho….

RT @ScarletAstrorum: I know why we can’t have 4 kids to a row in the car and it’s a silly regulatory thing. Currently, US testing protocols….

Yeah what's the deal with Iran and incredible brickwork???.

i promise i won't tune out or get confused if you say "the baby" or "your baby" or "the mother" or "you".