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@palmerj3
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AI Infra Product Management @ Meta. ex-Netflix (Spinnaker) | ex-Spotify (Web Infra, Soundcheck, CI)
Joined January 2008
Ever wish your code editor could warn you when you're making changes to dangerous files?. BEHOLD!.Code Vibes
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Have the confidence of the PlayStation portal team who apparently never anticipated someone would want to download a game while using the device
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CEOs who force RTO have run out of good ideas.
Those who work from home do a lot less work at home. Hard truth realized as a CEO.
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Someone needs to get Jony Ive on some Ayahuasca so we can get a better AI interface than goddamn chat.
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I wonder if people are aware just how insufferable they are
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They need to make a separate case that washes my airpod pro case.
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which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind? I have many, but I think about this one a lot
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So it seems like they made a dumber model with faster inference. Cool.
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I've reached the "local burger restaurant calls me to thank me for all the business" level of fitness.
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gpt-oss-20b is pretty impressive but honestly gemma 3 12b seems way better at writing and holding context. gpt-oss-20b constantly gives me this error when doing relatively simple shit (e.g. critique my resume). Running each on a M4 Macbook Air with 32gb ram.
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RT @seldo: My beloved dog Wily is lost in SF. Please help return her by calling SF Animal Control at 415-554-9400 if spotted. https://t.co/….
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Ordered a turkey burger tonight for dinner. So I basically have abs now.
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Big fan of the metric system but there is no way Celsius is better than Fahrenheit. Fahrenheit is designed for humans not water. 0: cold as absolute fuck.100: hot as absolute fuck. Meanwhile Celsius.4: cold as shit.16: oh pleasant day we have here.
americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said “let’s make that 32”.
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Why is everyone rushing to buy FIG on IPO day?. IPO day is always super volatile and you usually lose money. Calm down, buy in a few days.
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I've been out of the web dev game for a minute but can someone explain to me why Twitter's notification bell needs 24 CSS classes
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The closest thing to actual cloud storage we'll ever do.
This is one of the craziest ideas I've ever seen. He converted a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram (PNG -> Soundwave) then played it to a Starling who sung it back reproducing the PNG. Using the birds brain as a hard drive with 2mbps read write speed.
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I was tracking test flakiness on the Spotify desktop client and needed jest to make junit files. Made a little utility so it would and open sourced it. It still gets downloaded 5 million times every week (jest-junit).
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