sasha solomon
@sachee
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powerful + dangerous. queen of #graphql. eng @pierredotco. prev tech lead/staff eng @twitter, @medium. bsky: @sachee.dev mastodon: [email protected]
pdx | sf
Joined August 2009
you did not just layoff almost all of infra and then make some sassy remark about how we do batching . like did you bother to even learn how graphql works.
Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!.
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i made a separate candy bowl for my (sicko) friends who like whoppers
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the feminine urge to start a bunch of things but not finish them and then lay on the floor.
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ah yes, ensuring the community’s safety with notoriously safe…cars.
Looking to help Keep the Great Highway Open? Please join the community on Thursday July 18th!
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so i’ve been reading the wheel of time. and i’m starting to think robert jordan asked his wife what she found sexy in a man and she said “nice calves” so he made every love interest male character have nice calves.
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so i’ve watched a lot of murder she wrote, and there are so many episodes where jessica is meeting up with a niece or nephew and i was like “how many nieces and nephews DOES she have??”. and the answer is a lot
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people said a lot of horrible things to me after my elon musk tweets, but the one that haunts me the most is someone said“you look like zach braff”.
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when i die, i want my body to be turned into one of those medical skeletons but with a plaque next to it that says “she was hot”.
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“Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary”. lmao no no one remembers when i joined X because i never did and no one knows what the fuck that is. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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it’s because everyone blocked him.
@teslaownersSV Block is going to be deleted as a “feature”, except for DMs.
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wow those people get to be blessed by elon's giant brain smarts.
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