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As if Fortinet wasn't shameful enough already (for more, see @uwu_underground), now they are destroying the morale of their most important workers. The only people who can save that company from further embarrassment, and its customers from more breaches.

Shame on @Fortinet They tied their engineers bonuses to their sales team, resulting in NO bonuses to their technical workers Then had the NERVE to pour salt in the wound by sending a phishing test email about 2025 holiday bonuses. GROSS.

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See, I have this problem where I’m a cunt.

Why isn't there a tv show smart Hulk and Beast being nerdy brutes together and seeing their adventures as best friends? I would watch this show.

I look like every single cyberpunk 2077 character

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The existence of baby back ribs implies the existence of elderly back ribs

I mean, I'm talking about 30 years, with ZERO changes. The wrinkles on her face are the same, she hasn't changed her hair much, this woman has been perpetually 48 years old for over 30 years She's 83 now, and looks the SAME as she looked in 1997

I have been binging episodes of judge Judy from the 90s- and frankly, this woman needs studied. She DOES NOT AGE. I'm not saying she has gotten plastic surgery to look younger, or has taken care of her skin- I mean, I strongly suspect that she is an animatronic robot

It's disgusting and cursed and I love it. I feel so seen (haha) No seriously, I love that @TC_Johnson understands me and my weird love for all things gross and anatomical. The artist behind this beautiful monstrosity is

Tc surprised me with a belated anniversary gift and it's beautiful and so gross and I love it so much!! It's a realistic eyeball necklace, but the iris is made up of a bunch of tiny eyeballs. It's perfect.

Just saw @doctorow's interview on the daily show, and I loved all of the points he made- many of which we are trying to address with @VeilidNetwork!! Also, he brought up something SO TRUE- if you let people swear, they're automatically more interested. I learned this with BADASS

There is no cert to demonstrate someone's abilities in one of the most important aspects of cybersecurity, so imma make one. Want to land a high paying Infosec job? Need to prove your 10x skillz? You better get your CUMS certification! Certified Unhinged Mediocre Shitposter

Never have I ever come across someone who has blocked me on bird app which doesn’t delightfully feel like they were doing me a favor

What's it made of? It's about 80-100% of something we call HDP. Human Designed Privacy. And well, it's pretty much what it sounds like. A privacy focused app framework built for humans, by humans. No vibe coding, VCs or profit motives. We still need some space, Carol.

Inb4 some bots climb in here claiming that the trends are organic- they're obviously not. Some may be *actual people* glomming onto what's trending, but that's because they're follower farming or have been fooled into thinking that the topic is ACTUALLY trending

Like, we know the algorithm is being manipulated, either by bots, bad actors, and the algorithm itself being tweaked to feed to the outrage machine. I think it's important to notice what is being fed to you, and who is paying for you to be seeing it.

It's really interesting to see what this app wants me to be outraged about from week to week!! A few weeks ago it was Meghan Markle (again!) Then Erika Kirk Then Indian men Next it was Candace Owens Now it's Somalians. I always like to wonder who is behind each campaign

Hey, I'm looking to follow more folks in both the Development and privacy spaces. Know any cool folks who inspire you to either build cool stuff or fighting forore privacy? Please share their @ ⬇️