
Jack Forge
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The Intelligence Briefing /War on Truth • 9PM-12AM CT. Repeat until 3am CT. Worship music before main event! Tune in NOW! @realMaryFanning @Dr_K_Albrecht @FSociety_1942 @KingSolomon006
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The weekends are for gaming, watching movies, and eating ice cream. Put the MacBook down.
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I log off for the day and World War III starts. Never logging off again.
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It’s Friday. This is your weekly reminder to ask your boss for a raise.
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One day, you’re someone who gets paid to binge-watch three movies a day. The next, you’re a manager who gets paid even more to binge-watch them.
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Reminder: It doesn’t matter how funny you think it is. No one wants to see the video that is playing on your phone.
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I have officially banned my coworkers from making coffee. If it doesn’t look like crude oil, it’s not coffee.
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“Groceries are too expensive!” - Guy who just spent $150 on Marvel Rivals skins (I’m the guy)
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Goals are important. Mine is to watch at least one movie a day while I’m supposed to be working.
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Father’s Day is great. It means you get to go out for a nice dinner with your family and still pay for it. 😭
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I hope the Internet just stays broken. Then we can start over and build a new one.
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As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized this: Having a 9-5 job that pays well and gives you time to enjoy your hobbies is all you really need.
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Quit believing everything that people say on the Internet. Just assume everyone is lying 100% of the time.
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Was wondering why I felt like shit this morning. Then realized that I forgot to make coffee. Is this Alzheimer’s?
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