For real tho how funny is it that a pedophile got shot by a kid larping as a troop? America is the best country.
I’m in another country right now and they have stray dogs like fucking idiots.
Lower the hoop to 7’5
Bring out the CD player
Put on Ruff ryders vol 1
Layup line dunks with my boys
Mini ball. We palmin it
Turn it down when my friends mom comes outside
When the woke crowd went for Shane Gillis's career,
@pattonoswalt
egged them on. But when the crowd turned on Chappelle, Oswalt declared he's not "done evolving, learning." Interesting.🧐
Take control of the tv at your thanksgiving and make everyone watch quenton Nelson highlights
When they wrestle the remote from you scream “Alexa play dragula”
Sorry about these ticket prices for my shows. I try to keep them as cheap as possible. There are too many scalpers. Also buy the tickets directly from my website if you can
The green knight was bad. Made me look like a fucking idiot for suggesting it. My entire party was decimated. I looked like a jerk. I wish someone would cut my fucking head off.