Jeff Dye
@JeffDye
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I’ve been in LA for 17 years and while being surrounded by liberals, queer people, and pretty much all walks of life financially and socially I have ALWAYS been polite, respectful, and tolerant. Never once did I cut anyone off or stop talking to someone because they thought,.
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Bill Burr on Kimmel, worst take in the history of late night.
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Hey @billburr , You don’t need to be an expert to see that our mayor who grosely cut the fire department budget was in Africa at a cocktail party while our houses were on fire. I’d say that “management” is worth criticizing even if it is blasphemy to the liberals to criticize.
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Taking a date to a Justin Bieber concert is like saying "Hey tonight wanna go watch a guy you'd rather fuck?".
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Probably should scrub all old tweets before getting pregnant with the richest man in the world. 😂
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Can’t believe there are actual Americans who are defending Zelenskyy . 🙄
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Tonight on @gutfeldfox ! @joemachi , @EmilyCompagno , @sagesteele , and meeeee ! My fav episode yet! I love being on this show and I love you Greg!
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If you’re going to get mad at a comedian, don’t wait 67 minutes to finally walk out 😂
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After reading everyone’s strangely hatful responses to my opinion of Bill Burrs Kimmel spot about the LA fires I’ve changed my position. In fact it was so smart and funny. You’re alllll correct, only fire experts should talk about fires and while maintaining that we are NOT fire.
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I think she might be one of the dumbest people to ever get famous.
Sunny Hostin: Many blacks and women will not be able to vote if we require ID
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I think this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in a cemetery.
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Dooooonnnnnnntttt care. I’m not an actor. I look wherever I’m most comfortable.
@JeffDye .Mr. Dye,.On Gutfeld tonight you made a major rookie mistake: looking at the camera while talking. Only the host looks at the camera. Viewers are watching a discussion. Your name today is Jeff ‘Where’s the camera?’ Dye.
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Heartbroken to hear about my guy @GeorgeForeman . Loved this guy. Had the pleasure of traveling, talking, crying , arguing, eating and hanging with this guy all over the globe on a project called “Better Late Than Never”. Gonna miss you champ.
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Bill Burr in GQ magazine. Bill Burr on the Veiw. Bill Burr making fun of nerds while being in Star Wars. Bill Burr posting videos with his wife of all the expensive shit they bought.What happened to this guy?? .Can we have the old Bill Burr back?!!??????.
Bill Burr: Elon Musk is a "nerd" because he wants to build rockets and explore other planets.
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Never thought I’d see Americans so sympathetic to rapists and gang members. I don’t get it.
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Mortal Kovid!!!!! Everyday I’ve worn a Mortal Kombat mask to my local coffee shop. #mortalkovid #mk11 @noobde
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People weren’t at home in their underwear posting on the internet about the fires. They were in a hotel because their house was on fire!.
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Acceptable Instagram story: .__________ ____________ ____________. Unacceptable instagram story: . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
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The “fan” at Wrestlemania who got “hit” by the barrier during the Stone Cold Steve Austin 4 Wheeler entrance flopped harder than Vlade Divac. It’s sad and insane the way people will behave and what they’ll do for attention and or money.
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So so so so thankful for many things this year. This is my family
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Ashamed of nothing and offended by everything. STOP applauding narcissism.
Multimillionaire celebrity Cynthia Erivo says her life is hard because we don't affirm her chosen pronouns (them)
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Male or female, if the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of you, JUST YOU, you’re a douche.
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Imagine being so obsessed with race and so brainwashed by propaganda that you think even the NBA and NFL are racist. 😂😂😂 .Get your brain worms checked.
WNBA player Paige Bueckers: "As a white, I want to shed light on black players"
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No one believes I can chug a pint in under 3 seconds. Well here’s the proof.
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If you thought I was annoyingly political before these fires destroyed LA you’re really gonna be annoyed by me now. This is government corruption and negligence at its highest.
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She’s crying???? Everyone she’s crying!! Open the borders up. Give her our money and buy her a phone. Give her a place to stay. Fuck our homeless and needy and veterans. Just help every illegal immigrant. Have a heart. 🙄.
Fuck anyone normalizing what is about to happen. Look at the pain on her face.
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I’ve been a standup comedian since 2005 and it still makes me mentally crash out when I bomb. Bombed hard last night. A great reminder that every night is different and I can’t just wing it.
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Why is it only considered pandering when you’re talking about conservative ideas?
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What a wild night. It’s true @HeymanHustle is the best on the mic that’s ever been. #WrestleMania Wrestlemania Roast. @TonyHinchcliffe @PatMcAfeeShow @mikethemiz @RonKillings
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A comedian who I won’t name called me a misogynist. I mansplained it to her like this.
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JRE Episode drops tomorrow!!! Special drops tomorrow!! Tomorrow will be a good day.
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Remember when Ted Danson did a nazi salute in black face for Whoopi and she thought it was fantastic. Lemme guess . “THATSSS DIFFERENT”.
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Man builds house, bangs average girl till ex comes back before her alzheimer's kicks in #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Wait so why exactly is anyone upset that DOGE wants to find out and tell us where tax money is going??? How could anyone be upset about this? I don’t care who it is Bush, Obama, Biden or Trump if you’re spending our tax dollars on bullshit I’m upset and we all should be.
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@blainecapatch @chaddenick I water my fake plants every day and they keep their mouths shut.
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I’ve always heard people say “Dance Like No one’s Watching” but then you see Britney do it and it’s like “Well maybe let’s dance like a few people are watching”.
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This entire time we should’ve been hating less on Nickleback and hating more on Katy Perry.
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IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE EGGS!!!! . WAKE UP!!!! ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE CRAZY PRO WAR, TRANS OBSESSED , GENOCIDE FUNDING PUSSIES!!!.
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USAID had 700,000 subscriptions to Disney+ ?????? .This entire thing is as gross as it is bizarre.
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Why don’t we just leave them there? Seriously just leave them. Then when people walk by a starved to death corpse that glued themselves to the road we will all say “They did that to themselves.”.
What do you think is the most appropriate response to climate activists gluing themselves to roads? 🤔
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Can you believe that people who aren’t legally in America are in trouble for being in America illegally?.
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Hit me with a Retweet if you want more @nbcbetterlate . Also not sure where we should go? Any ideas?
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I see Donkey Kong smoking a cigar. 🤷🏻♂️.
Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see a plane, you're right-brained. What do you see?
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I’m not anti therapy but some people don’t need a therapist. They need a pair of running shoes, or an inspirational book, or a bible, a hero or a friend. Not some person charging them 200$ a visit to teach them big words to blame everyone else and society and not take.
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Everyday I’m asked about @nbcbetterlate , and everyday I talk about the 4 legends I got to work with. Everyone always says how nice @hwinkler4real is but let’s talk about how he’s 73 and STILL the funniest and coolest cat on TV. 🙌🏼
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It is not a political statement at this point to say that our government has been robbing us and getting rich in the process and now they are panicking and trying to spin it and doing a terrible job.
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Oh nooooo. Could you imagine???? A world without the WNBA?!???? Noooooooooo!!!! Don’t do it Angel!.
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Asking the government to show us where our money has been going is not dismantling our democracy. Spending all of our tax dollars on bullshit like condoms for people in other countries and Sesame Street for Iraq Is a threat to my democracy because I don’t remember voting on my.
Elon Musk, an unelected billionaire, worth $420 billion, is dismantling our democracy. The GOP is protecting him at every turn. No one voted for Elon Musk. This is a constitutional crisis.
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I love these men. Thanks for watching me and my dads tonight! @nbcbetterlate @WilliamShatner @GeorgeForeman @hwinkler4real @terrybradshaw
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We should all dress like this when William Shatner returns from space.
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