“If you walk through a Guitar Center, you see an awful lot of $300 guitars. If I’m a serious musician, it doesn’t feel like the right place for me anymore”: Guitar Center’s new CEO explains why the firm’s future must prioritize premium guitars
@tom_on_here
I lived with a guy who kept the apartment at 80° when he was there and only ever ate chicken and eggs and he smelled like fresh diarrhea and his farts made me want to die
Ion Gavrilă Ogoranu, led a small group of partisans in the Făgăraș Mountains from 1948 until its demise in 1956.
Such units were supported by thousands of civilians which supplied them with food, shelter and clothing.
While Fallout is in the limelight please don’t forget this amazing game by Obsidian too. I highly recommend this to all those who are enjoying the Fallout series. 🪐✨☄️
The fact that AI can generate a realistic 1950s Super Mario movie with just a few prompts is mind blowing. We are so not prepared for what AI can do. 📎👀
@AISafetyMemes
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@elonmusk
I have a discussion with a friend about this, she is currently in Japan, and she told me that the Japanese prefer Heroes because they are the perfection that a Japanese should be in society and they hate villains cause they are all the opposite of perfection
If you’re gonna block traffic, what do you expect us to do? Society is not gonna stop so you can throw your temper tantrum.
Look out the window. Notice how there are all those cars on the road around 9 AM? It’s called a job.
And don’t threaten our goddamn police with violence.
This is Mike Cessario.
He turned Liquid Death into a $1.4 BILLION brand in a boring industry.
Mike sells water in beer cans & hires pornstars for ads.
Here's how he used branding to build a $1.4B water brand 🤘
Shitting my pants and sitting in it on the ground and mushing it beneath me and rubbing my shitty ass on the floor. Is that what you want? For me to be a Madison Beer poop snail? Huh?
Ween’s April tour dates have been canceled. Ticket holders will automatically receive a refund from the original point of purchase. The previously announced August and September shows will proceed as scheduled.
My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine should be better labeled too
I always drive around with a bag full of diarrhea in case I get pulled over I can quickly pour the diarrhea into my pants and claim to have shit my pants as the reason for driving poorly
MF DOOM: Hurgundy burgundy trousers where the detergent be. She let the swagger stagger at her after Bourbon Street. Hey batter batter, do it matter if it's currency? Smattering of antimatter shatters Hercules
Khmer sample run through megaphone: Ling ding dong, dingy ding do-ong
Keep seeing this take floated around that student protesting is a charming little rite of passage and no it isn't, only an evil genetic libtard would feel compelled to participate in public disorder and shrill messiness at any age
I’m like Dostoevsky’s Grand Inquisitor about this — I think deep down people crave to be enslaved by their employer to a fixed routine and place of work, they can’t admit it to themselves but they can’t handle the freedom of flexible work arrangements.
a hill I'll die on is that it's weird that we control the reproductive capacities of our pets for our own benefit and one day when we rethink our relationships with animals we'll be ashamed of how much animal slavery we did
has anyone reached a stage where you just have so much lore that it’s not feasible to tell people in its entirety anymore so you’re just doomed to never have someone fully know you
Hey our second album drops in May and this is the first single off of it, goofy bouncy fun shit to play. ffo modest mouse, cymbals eat guitars, Brave Little Abacus. 10000 years drunkle
Evening viewing recommendation? On
@criterionchannl
, watch Paul Verhoeven's sensational SHOWGIRLS—an orgiastic depiction of consumerism, crass spectacle, & the dark side of the American Dream.✨
Now playing in our AND THE RAZZIE GOES TO. . . collection!
People are skipping over starter homes, and jumping straight into 300k+ Mortgages. That’s one of the reasons they’re financially failing. Your first car shouldn’t be a Bentley.
I make Dylan list the fundamental and overtones in my farts and their exact frequencies in hertz and if it takes him longer than 3 seconds I waterboard him
#musictheory
I don't know who needs to hear this, but blocking a bridge or berating folks in Starbucks isn't righteous, it just makes you an asshole.
Demand Hamas to send every hostage back home and surrender.
All I’m saying is Tortured Poets Department as a name sounds like something you come up with to make fun of Dead Poets Society in 7th grade and the entire planet has made this woman a billionaire and I don’t see it.