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Son of Earth. Writer/filmmaker. Host and producer of @junkfilterpod . Resident of Bloordale.

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Jesse Hawken
2 years
Here's the new @JunkFilterPod episode mentioned in the RS article: my guest @robrousseau and I discuss 'Get Back' in detail
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2 years
We talked to @jessehawken about his instant-classic 'Get Back' Twitter thread, where he hilariously memed rocker pundits like Dave Grohl into the new Beatles doc
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2016: "Come on, you're talking like Trump's going to put people in concentration camps" 2018: "First of all, I think it's offensive that you refer to them as 'concentration camps'"
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The War on Your Freedoms continues
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It's too big
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#BREAKING : Canada has unveiled a new design to the Canadian Passport. It will be rolled out this summer. It’s not red.
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He literally looks the same in every photo
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it’s crazy to see how we all really grew up with peter parker over the years in the mcu 😭🥺
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Disney busted up the unionized animation department
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Old Disney movies were absolutely beautiful, wonder what happened.
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I do like the long game being played here, give the incels 4 years to reconstruct their entire personality around this version of the Joker and then say "and he's bisexual"
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'JOKER 2' director Todd Phillips confirms the Joker is bisexual #CinemaCon "He's bisexual and stuff"
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When you see 4 movies a year
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It's amazing how Hollywood has really whittled it down to these two actors and these two actors alone:
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People are like "What about Kanavaugh's poor neighbours? Why should THEY be subjected to this?" And then I found out the protest was organized -by- one of Kavanaugh's neighbours, damn this rocks
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Douglas Blair
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The energy is markedly more negative outside Kavanaugh’s house. The anger has become much more palpable than outside any other justices’ house.
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Narrator voice: “On January 13, 2021, Dan Crenshaw voted by proxy.”
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Proxy voting is cowardly. Period.
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This is one of the most significant film images of 2023... to me it represents when audiences started asking themselves "why do I always pay money to watch these things over and over again when I haven't actually enjoyed them for years?" and the spell was broken from here
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They are trying to erase our heritage
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Nerdist
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Is Star Wars quietly renaming "Jizz" music to "Jatz" music?
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Never, even at my most deluded, would I suggest improvements to a Stanley Kubrick film
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going to spend the rest of this day being really annoyed by this clip
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An origin story... of a cartoon character... who is a toy...who first appeared on screen 26 years ago... our popular culture is in a death spiral
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Not cinematography. Visual effects. Computer Generated Imagery.
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The cinematography of ‘THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER’.
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The irony about "superhero movies are the modern version of spaghetti westerns" is that I would probably love superhero movies if they were shot for $30,000 in Spain and had titles like "If You Meet Captain Marvel Pray For Your Death"
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@ed_solomon @GretaThunberg I expect the “views” feature to be removed after this public slaughter was witnessed by so many
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100 million dollar budget buys Nolan period details, cameras shooting in large format, gigantic cast of beloved character actors, an epic 3 hour runtime and great sound mix. The Secret Invasion series on Disney+ cost double the money
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Martin Scorsese
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'Doctor Strange 2' Rumored To Have Cameo That MCU Fans Will Love:
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He was also pro-choice, pro-civil rights and anti-racist, a true king
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Paul Newman. 12 pack of beer a day for decades. Chained smoked. No morning routine. No supplements. No sun gazing. No fasting. No ice baths. No journaling. Lived artistically and handsome to the ripe old age of 83. When men were men.
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You used to see ads on here from airlines and banks
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One thing that rocks about the latest Marvel movies is ETERNALS ended with the creation of a new land mass with a height of 300 miles above sea level that would have affected the sea level itself and the rotation of the Earth and it was never mentioned again in the next 5 films
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@OneTakeNews
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'ETERNALS 2' is reportedly no longer in development. Marvel Studios is said to be focusing on less risks with their movies and more guaranteed hits. (via @DanielRPK )
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I levitated out of my seat...
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@pugmane
Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫
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What’s your favorite “oh my god they’re actually doing this.” Moment from a movie or tv show.
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This was one of the best parts of the movie, my packed-out cinema basically gasped in unison.
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Culture Crave 🍿
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The #Oppenheimer line where the Secretary of War says not to bomb Kyoto because he honeymooned there was not in the script Christopher Nolan says James Remar improvised it based off his own research "It’s a fantastically exciting moment where no one in the room knows how to
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Funnier than I could have possibly imagined
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How hard is it to lug a camera to a park and film a scene there with the actors instead of committing to this visual
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Beautiful tribute to all the migrant workers who died building the stadiums in Qatar
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ESPN FC
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The official FIFA World Cup mascot! 🏆
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To me this is just proof that women who wanted careers in Hollywood were expected to tolerate this pig in public
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JenRN
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For all those Jennifer Lawrence appreciation posts, let's not forget this
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Some of the reviews of SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY are missing the point. This movie wasn't made for grown ups, it was made for kids. And if there's one thing that kids today love, it's references to Casablanca and A Clockwork Orange
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@Variety
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AMC Theatres chief: "We've survived the corona crisis"
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It's too big
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1st Canadian coins unveiled with King Charles image. What do you think?
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@bIoodstein @PopBase Neither does Whitney Houston
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I still think about the video of Nolan watching Eminem rapping sometimes
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“From the director of The Godfather and Apocalypse Now” might work
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Francis Ford Coppola's ‘Megalopolis’ Faces Uphill Battle for Mega Deal: “Just No Way to Position This Movie"
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There will be no MCU films this year This is the first time that has happened since 2009
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3 years
Try again
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8 years
Trump's only hope in this election is that many Americans have used up their 10 free Washington Post articles for October already
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3 years
We live in hell
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"I love my son, who I raised"
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3 years
who in the hell googles "Disney"?
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Daily Wire
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More People Searched “Gina Carano” On Google Last Week Than “Disney” Or “The Mandalorian”
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so many memories, from Superman straight up murdering a guy to Batman branding a sex trafficker with an iron so he could be easier to identify/kill in prison to Holly Hunter being killed by Lex Luthor with an explosive jar of piss, to the reanimated corpse of Christopher Reeve...
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The DCEU has ended after 10 years.
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Very funny to me that Disney thought they would get progressive points for making Snow White a Latinx but forgot about depicting the Seven Dwarfs and now the Disney minions are forced to yell at Peter Dinklage for complaining
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I have a modest suggestion on how to improve 200 million dollar blockbusters
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We did it
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This was the official start to the Ben Affleck redemption arc, I love this so much, the contempt he holds for their smug bigotry
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Brandon Streussnig
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Always gonna be partial to Ben Affleck dog walking Maher and Sam Harris
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Seeing the Babylon Bee getting closer to an actual joke is like watching AI figure out how to create human hands with fewer than 6 fingers
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The Babylon Bee
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Wife Calls Off Target Boycott Five Seconds After Walking Into Walmart
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"Uhhh, well...THAT just happened!" - one of the Eternals, August 6, 1945
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RRR budget: $70 million THOR 4 budget: $185 million
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The big twist in GODZILLA VS KONG is they both find out their mother's name is Mothra
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Scorsese on Marvel movies, correct as usual
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How could I forget the big Oscar Cheer Moment of 2023, when 3 hours into the movie THIS suddenly happened
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Tha God Scorsese hitting it out of the park 1nce again
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Dinesh D’Souza: (cracks knuckles)
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The President says the “1917 pandemic” ended the Second World War
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Miyazaki having the number one movie in America would be a hilarious capper to the worst year Disney’s ever had
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Carlos Aguilar
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THE BOY AND THE HERON being #1 at the box office in the U.S. this weekend means the Academy has to nominate it for a Best Picture Oscar. That’s how it works. Please voters, act accordingly.
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The Movie Understander has logged on
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Also in real life Hitler wasn’t particularly Wacky
@moviedetail
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In Jojo Rabbit (2019), the imaginary Hitler offers Jojo cigarettes and is shown eating meat. In reality, Hitler was strongly opposed to smoking and was a vegetarian, implying that Jojo knows very little about Hitler.
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This video owns. This guy says he won’t wear a mask in Costco and the staff member just walks away with his cart because he can’t be in the store without a mask. These guys believe in the sanctity of private property... until they’re on private property
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Me after watching the Killers of the Flower Moon trailer 5 times
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Arguably one of the hardest photos ever taken
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Jack Nicholson at home smoking a joint and listening to records… real
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"Get Back" was okay, I really wish they had interviewed some of today's top artists for the film. Would have liked to see Dave Grohl say that there wouldn't have been Nirvana or the Foo Fighters without the Beatles, to put the band in historical context
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"I pity the French Cinema because it has no money. I pity the American Cinema because it has no ideas." - Jean-Luc Godard
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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg Nearly a million likes in under 6 hours, you got KOd by a teenaged girl
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Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
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Connecticut man broke into restaurant, spent days eating, downing booze: cops
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40% of the 24 actors nominated for Oscars for being in Scorsese movies are women
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My children's tv show doesn't have enough graphic violence on it
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Bravo Network reality show-ass, Real Housewives-ass, Million Dollar Listings-ass opening titles graphics
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Marvel fans 2018: "INFINITY WAR is about dealing with loss" 2019: "ENDGAME is about dealing with loss. SPIDER-MAN FAR FROM HOME? Also about dealing with loss." 2020: (blessed silence) 2021: "WANDAVISION is about dealing with loss"
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What’s funny about the latest round of Seth Rogen / Ted Cruz arguing is that Rogen called him a “fascist piece of shit” late at night last night and Cruz replied like within 20 min, much faster response than two weeks ago when the protests at the Capitol flared up into violence
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Bill Mitchell was one of the very dumbest people on Twitter, with a brain capable of sending these messages to his fingers to type on his phone
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This is that simple problem with dummies, that the world started in their lifetime and anything that happened before they were 7 years old was meaningless. A movie made before 1995 is only boring to a terminally boring person
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Nowhere is cultural acceleration more evident than in the movies. As Andrej Karpathy says, movies from before 1995 are slow, boring and naive.
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I’ve been thinking about this incredible response from a Snyder fan all day
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1 year
Incredibly sad, achingly sad, to see Elon Musk, a 51 year old man with several children, tweeting the word “kek” on Christmas Day after sharing downloaded photos of dogs he found on the Internet. Tell your children you love them!
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Dudes rock
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The first images from Francis Ford Coppola’s MEGALOPOLIS look promising
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No!
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The guy who got booed by thousands of people at a comedy show thought he would prevail in trying to mix it up with Dril?
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dying of laughter over here that Tarantino and Scorsese are "cultural gatekeepers" because they doesn't show sufficient deference to the Walt Disney Corporation. What is this now, three years of incredibly rich people saying they don't get enough respect?
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Tired: President Beto O'Rourke Wired: President Mickey Rourke
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Ridley Scott blew it by not putting a morbid slow cover version of ABBA's "Waterloo" on the Napoleon trailer
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3 years
Please note that the MAGA people are doing what they told you BLM and Antifa would do.
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Luke Russert
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Guns drawn on the floor of the House
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Worst tweet ever?
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Ivan’s Childhood (1962) dir: Andrei Tarkovsky Justice League (2021) dir: Zack Snyder
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MANK has more Oscars than CITIZEN KANE
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My only comment on Austin Butler’s fav movie as a kid being The Good The Bad and The Ugly is that some of my fondest memories as a kid were of watching Dad Movies with my dad on TV, Butler innocent
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Jesse Hawken
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Conservative Comedy Site Abandons Research Project On Developing Third Joke
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The Babylon Bee
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Starbucks Begins Promotion Offering Free Coffee If You Correctly Guess Your Barista's Gender
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a sign of how normalized the trump era is in our brains is that on Wednesday an armed mob of MAGA guys swarmed the capitol and some of them had zipties to take hostages and today we're all like "Well, you either impeach the guy again or just wait it out for two more weeks"
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Me watching Blue Beetle Friday night after choosing my seat to be right in front of the only other person who bought a ticket
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"Sex scenes shouldn't be in movies" is the horrible end result of a steady diet of sexless superhero movies
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The popcorn box for Dune 2 has been revealed
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Giving FLOWER MOON an extra half-star for De Niro pulling up to the house in an old jalopy with a horn that goes “AWOOOGAH”
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This is like the 9/11 attacks: the next day it was a front page story on all the newspapers, almost like it was coordinated
@DavidWolfe
David Wolfe
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British tabloids all put out the hit piece on Russell Brand at once
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Another killer Spielberg shot from MUNICH, like... we are not dealing with the student here, we are dealing with the professor
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reading some pans of The Zone of Interest and I saw one that said the movie had "unlikeable characters"
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This was the courtroom set on the episode of Miami Vice I watched last night, the show was operating on another level entirely
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