Bob Is Tired Of Data
@BobLovesData
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80s pop culture fanatic. Software engineering fundamentalist. Visible Dark Matter Developer. USAF vet (technically). Perpetually exhausted autistic.
Overland Park, KS
Joined February 2012
I have no idea what skibidi is and there is no way I'm asking this late in the game.
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Thinking you're behind in life is kinda bs because, it turns out, most people plateau. You can totally catch up to them and you don't even have to be pressed about it. š.
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Fun fact:. James Earl Jones had never met Carrie Fisher IRL until their guest appearance on Big Bang Theory in 2013. James had always been in a sound booth and had never actually come to the set.
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Dr Amy Farrah Fowler calling the owner of this website an underappreciated genius is very 2014.
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Scrambled eggs are gross, slimy, and have the consistency of chunky vomit. Why in God's name would you ever put that s**t in your mouth willingly?!.
weāre cancelling each other over FOOD takes today, post your cancellable FOOD take.
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Monetized autism.
So yeah ā¦ one of the things that Autistic ppl do privately is talk about which celebrities we think are Autistic ā¦ but we rarely talk about this publicly ā¦ but ā¦ anyway ā¦ . Weird Al apparently has something to say:
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The universe when you achieve something you're proud of.
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"Treehouse of Horror" first aired in 1990, so it was not a part of my childhood. That said, in terms of Halloween nostalgia, it's still up there with "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" and "Garfield's Halloween Adventure" because I kept watching cartoons well into HS. š.
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Apropos of nothing.
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F**k Jakku. All my homies hate Jakku.
Final confrontationā¦. on Endorā¦. I just keep losing over and over. IT ENDED AT JAKKU!!!!.
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Idk who needs to hear this but come out of hermit mode. Your legacy is connected to self expression. We need to SEE YOU.
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You know, this reminds me of one of the reasons Dave Chappelle left Chappelle show. In an interview, he was talking about how there is no lifestyle difference between $10MM and $40MM dollars.
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If you got 20MM net worth and can't entertain yourself, maybe you aren't as rich as you think you are.
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Also, if you DO own a plane and want to do some good:.
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One of the things I was working on in life was getting myself to a place where I could purchase an airplane and join Angel Flight so I could fly sick kids to their fancy doctor. If you're rich and don't know what to do with your hands, you need to examine why that is in therapy.
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Iām sorry, didnāt we all agree that gifted programs were BS? I thought I read that memo somewhere. The most intellectually gifted person I knew in K-6 wasnāt in the gifted program. The ones that were, didnāt really stand out once we got to high school.
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Embarrassed to admit that this is how I found out the No Doubt song was a cover. š¤¦āāļø.
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Its time for me to come clean. I've been controlling the weather for years. This device is connected to a weather control satellite in geosync orbit. The midwest is my AOR. Any requests? Anybody pissing you off? I can strike your MILs house with an F5 with pinpoint accuracy.
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