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i'm jackson! i do abnormal mapping and the great gundam project, and sometimes i write about video games! if this site dies you can find all the other stuff i do online at:
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starting a curated graveyard for hall of fame tweets from accounts that twitter suspended. gone but not forgotten
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the great gatsby's out of copyright? sounds like we've been given the green light
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my mum is watching me play dark souls 2 and she just asked “is this in scotland?”
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ChatGPT passed a Wharton MBA exam.
Time to overhaul education.
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cashier at mcdonalds: alright that's 8 dollars
guy who hacked his 3DS last night: its actually really easy to hack your 3DS anyone can do it
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here it is. the most amazing scene in television history. this was written, filmed, edited and broadcast on actual televison.
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inception is the funniest movie ever made. even when presented with the infinite imagination of the human subconscious nolan could still only see men in suits explaining things. a room turns around a bit
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what if it was a movie about spider-man fighting a bad guy on the streets of new york city while struggling to hold down a steady job and his relationship commitments
Spider Man 4 will be another Multiverse movie
-This will be the movie that finally connects all those Sony Spinoff movies (sadly)
-Vulture will return
-Daredevil "miiiiight" be involved
via
@DanielRPK
W or L?
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every single wall street tech guy suddenly noticing that like 30 dudes on reddit realised the market was a fake invention at the same time and posting like this is the moral crisis of our time is objectively hilarious
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why does this real movie they’re showing in cinemas have a cutscene to gameplay transition
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they want me to say “it’s-a me” but they never ask “how-a you”
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there is beauty all around us, if we are willing to open our eyes and witness it
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the thing you have to understand about dragon ball is that it's basically king of the hill
Vegeta was out of pocket for this one. Yamcha ain't even do anything except live in Vegeta's head rent free, apparently.
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the death of the 3DS sucks so bad. i know we joke about how easy it is to hack (and it is) but also like. the DS form factor is so unique and also was so ubiquitous for a while that this is like an entire mode of engagement with games just slowly going away as the hardware dies
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nothing happened in the social network to suggest a photoshoot like this
David Fincher's masterpiece, The Social Network was released 13 years ago today.
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[guy who is generally smart playing wordle, a word game for children] no word in the english language has ever ended with ack
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never gonna forgive the live action avatar show for the fact we are now going to have to see a years worth of posts like “they do not understand the nuance and complexity of this cartoon for ten year olds.” especially because they’re right. how could they do that to us
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if you never read it you won’t understand but this might be the coolest thing that’s ever happened
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every third pokémon npc says shit like “bridges are miracles… they connect people and hearts… and we wouldn’t have them without pokémon”
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video games love to force you to kill people and then be like "bro did you know that was people you killed"
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[in the gamestop] hello i would like to purchase the pokemon for big boys please
Should the Pokémon franchise be split into two branches - one for very young gamers and one for veterans/adults?
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i keep going, wow good for reddit users locking down and taking down the site, then googling an errant question i have and clicking the first result that looks promising, then realising it's down because it's from reddit. like sideshow bob and the rakes
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discord username change is like if your phone company was like hey we changed it so your phone number is just your name. this is for convenience. home it helps
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the rule of final fantasy writing is that if the game is serious men talking about politics the story is going to be a morality tale for children and if the game is silly teens dressing up the story is going to be a melancholy study of identity and existence with no easy answers
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ok we cannot let this be the one. we cannot under any circumstances let this one be the one you have to promise me that
Meta's Twitter alternative, Threads, will be released on Friday
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me: *achieves literally anything*
impostor syndrome:
this is ten percent luck
twenty percent luck
fifteen percent concentrated power of luck
five percent luck
fifteen percent luck
and one hundred percent reason to remember you suck
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every time i see the dogshit digital deaging i think about how everyone's favourite tv show of the past decade does this when jimmy is 31
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this is the funniest character profile of all time
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disney killed star wars in five years truly an impressive cultural achievement. lucas made movies people hated for way longer and never killed star wars once. but it’s over now. a little embarrassing whenever they try to act like it isn’t
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call of duty streamers getting mad about SBMM is inarguably the funniest gaming discourse. beautiful content every time. grown men furious that as they get stronger they must fight stronger opponents. listen to yourselves man. what would goku think
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every euphoria post makes me feel like i'm being pranked because it's always like "you've never seen anything this real before" and then the clip is word for word the riverdale high school football scene except the camera's depth of field is so intense it looks like a 360 game
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the actual thing that makes me realise how the world i know is never coming back is every time i try to find a fucking desktop wallpaper on the internet in this day and age
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if they market this movie right it has a shot of making two, maybe three hundred dollars
Tom Holland to play Jak, Chris Pratt eyed to voice Daxter in live action Jak and Daxter movie from Sony directed by Ruben Fleischer (Venom, Uncharted)
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sega are hyper aware of the extremely online sonic fandom and acknowledge it with little jokes or create an OC modes
nintendo on the other hand have no idea and so they will be like "in mario wonder use the peach inflation power up to float and avoid obstacles!" on stream
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i hope cubs fans never learn why this is so funny so they keep doing it
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laughing at my tv being like hey bitch i’m abandonware now. thanks for letting me know
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obsessed with r/whowouldwin now. for every nine could captain price beat batman posts there’s one philosophical quandary from one of our people’s greatest minds
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this was six months ago guys
starting tomorrow you can only send one discord message per day
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not to put any stock in liberalism's ability to police itself but the disaster in ohio should be a presidency ending level scandal and it's pretty bleak how it's barely a story beyond some tweets. nightmarish situation that will be causing suffering for decades
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going into my sherlock holmes mind palace seeing if anything happened recently that might explain this
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"how do they introduce such an amazing scene? how do they give it context?"
i'm glad you asked,
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there's no delicate way to say this but steam needs a button to remove the 3d porn games from the visual novel tag this is a usability crisis
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you know when people say a single big mac would kill a medieval peasant. thats basically how i feel about this image and 2006 forum posters
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the moderate position on climate change is the immediate state seizure of energy production and international dissolution of all energy companies, with executives tried for crimes against humanity. you dont want to know what the actual left leaning position on climate change is.
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"which order should I play/watch--"
release order. it's always release order. let me stop you right there. it's the order they came out in
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me: i am fundementally opposed to the monarchy and the church as ruling powers. history is a record of their atrocities
my therapist: that's fair
me: but i love it when the chosen king reclaims his divine sword and leads his army in glorious battle
my therapist: who doesn't
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everyone remembers the bad politics no one remembers the ghost you fight by standing still and shooting it for approximately thirty five minutes
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you guys all deserve thousands of dollars of compensation
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a lot of debate and consternation on how best to spend our limited time on this rock so i thought i’d offer some clarity for those feeling pressured. your 20s are for gaming. your 30s are also for gaming
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philosophically unsettling that this prompt isn't just 500 people posting this clip.
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my therapist: british town names aren't real. they cannot hurt you
british town names:
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rise of skywalker is the only movie that i’m like actually shocked happened. even the flash makes sense to me. but the series of events that had to happen for RoS to be written, shot, edited and re-edited countless times to release Like That. no one stopped it.
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the current discord mobile ui is incredibly intuitive, perfectly functional, and the user base has 8 years of muscle memory using it to navigate and access basic features. so of course they are going to get rid of it
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fucking come on
CONTROVERSIES: lots of people jacked off to "beetlejuice" because they thought he was a girl. it's perfectly normal & good [citation needed]
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look i do not think everyone has to like zack snyder. i am up on down on his films. i just think joss whedon taking an industry shattering L is something we can all celebrate
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lol remember when pewdiepie basically had a disney contract set for life and all he had to do was play videogames and not say the n word
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pissed the fuck off when the worm gets me and says i was doing a 17/13 polyrhythm. like how the fuck was i meant to know
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RETVRN
We're bringing dragon ball button downs back. No time for silliness anymore.
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Ghislaine Maxwell breaks silence via an attorney on impending Epstein list release: "It’s all about men abusing women for a long period of time… and it’s only one person in jail—a woman."
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let's talk about the real controversy of the final fantasy vii remake demo: heidegger clearly has a touch-screen smartphone. this is a spit in the face of canon and artistic integrity. bring back cloud's panasonic flip phone
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(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are
(in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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jk rowling: dumbledore is gay
me: for wizard hitler?
jk rowling: for wizard hitler, yes
me: bu--
jk rowling: johnny depp wizard hitler
me:
jk rowling:
me:
jk rowling: he's so gay for wizard hitler that he lets facism happen
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most striking thing about reading dune, which i'd always heard about as having dry (lol) and obtuse prose, is that it's actually like death note levels of direct. there's no scene where it cannot break established perspective to give you the internal monologue of literally anyone
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environmental storytelling when a youtuber’s old videos are like “dragon age 4 wish list” with 1.8k views and then suddenly there’s a vaguely culture war one that out of nowhere breaks 2 million and now every video after is like Disaster: Spider-Verse Woke and Gay??
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george lucas: i love dracula. i think i will call this christopher lee villain a count, in tribute.
seventeen novel and comic book writers in 2002: oh jesus christ ok first off someone google what a count actually is like legally
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one of the funniest ways the culture war has changed is 20 years ago every gamer invented new slurs whenever they saw an anime prettyboy and now all those same people are like uh link is clearly embodying traditional christian values and restoring the kingdom through marriage
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sometimes you see a youtube video in the reccs and are like well this could go one of two ways
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the fact that any of us are still using twitter despite how rapidly fast its destroyed every single facet of its usability and purpose shows this site has a power of audience retention and loyalty that money literally cannot buy. so sincerely, from the bottom of my heart: lmao
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me: people making fun of kingdom heart fans are being shitty. dunking on them for enjoying something so earnest is unfair. let them have their fun
kingdom hearts fans: when a character turns evil we say they got "norted"
me: you're not making this easy guys
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the salami cat meme is funny because it has an unintended secondary purpose which is to destroy the brain of people who are too online as the "little a salami" typo gets completely lost to time
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Sony has said the PlayStation 5 is entering "the latter stage of its life cycle."
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this fuckin sucks. entire generations of games just wiped out of existence i guess. anyway support emulation don't be a cop it's the only way to ensure anything resembling preservation in this medium
Report: PS3, Vita, and PSP stores to be permanently closed in a few months
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“pirating anime is colonizer bullshit” is a take so beautiful that i can’t even be mad at it. i must simply bathe in its majesty. this is what it means to log on
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the very special police brutality season of the funny cop sitcom is going to be THE single most embarrassing cultural product of this decade unless something remarkable happens. it's gonna be the one to beat
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nobody is ever happy to see this exact screen in every video game yet they keep putting it in
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nintendo
Now that you've had time with
#MetroidDread
, tell us: who’s been Samus’ greatest threat in the Metroid series?
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10 years ago: ooh. a free wiki platform that every fan site can use. this will be so handy
today: to look up anything about any show you have to attempt to access the single worst website ever designed by human hands
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personally if i were sony i would not say "a playstation fan favorite is coming to PC" and then leave a several second long pause. thats time for the bloodborne guys to live a thousand lifetimes in a single moment
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reminds me of one of the most important clips online
avgn having a large japanese fanbase is so fucking funny. here's an avgn reference in a fate manga for some reason
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capcom is GOING to make this lil guy as photorealistic as possible and there is absolutely nothing we can do to stop them
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9. Financial Institution
"If done right, X would become half of the global financial system."
The vision is to create the most efficient database for the thing that is money.
Goals:
• Least amount of fraud
• Everything real time
• Seamless integration
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i would show him dragon ball z
If Lenin resurrected today, where would you start him in his catch up of what’s happened in the last 70 years
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i think a lot about how jo cox was assassinated by a fascist only three and a half years ago and it's had absolutely zero effect on anything whatsoever and there's still an entire class of people paid to write about how nasty disabled people are for not wanting to be starved
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the good thing is that saudi royalty are super chill when they invest billions of dollars in a culturally important soft power institution and you blow it all up in less than a year and become an international laughing stock. they take it super well
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all things considered i think the robocop commercials were too subtle
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turned on the BBC and i forgot how absoloutely mental the election graphics packages are. this man is in PS2 Parliament
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