daisy “dan goose” tackett
@fatstevebuscemi
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sturdy broad. comedian. texas-born florida woman. 5x best comedian in jax. same username on everything. alt: @shrimp_liker
jacksonville, fl
Joined June 2009
before you ever say anything to me please remember that i am super hot, have perfect politics, and have never been wrong a day in my life
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Is there a conservative equivalent to this piece (link in the first comment), an essay that treats immigration with both data and conscience? I’m honestly asking, because if it exists, it’s hiding remarkably well. @bariweiss? @DanCrenshawTX? @DouthatNYT? I can't think of who else
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david you’re valid as hell
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Trevor Lawrence
Anne Hathaway falls during filming of DWP2, but as a veteran actress gets up and resumes filming
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If a newborn horse was going to score a touchdown that’s how they’d do it
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so fucking PUMPED for the Jags game, my first in person one this season!!!! DUUUUVAAAAL
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why did you AI a map of north america
Canada will never be a State. But hey, does anybody want to be a Province? We have universal health care and our leader isn't orange. And, like, don't worry about the language, eh? p.s. hullo there, Gulf of Mexico!
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what a beautiful day for taylor swift haters ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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as someone born and raised in the south (loves it but has lots of issues with it!) and has lived in texas, alabama, florida, kansas, missouri, new york, and DC
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here ya go gang
Okay let’s see everyone’s favorite mirror selfies :p
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some of you leave the post office with only enemies. i leave the post office with enemies AND friends
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