Lorenzo Quiogue
@lorenzo_quiogue
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Princeton '17, ORFE, Tower | Working in consulting, though I mostly tweet about other things | As always, thoughts here are mine alone
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My coverage of Laverne Cox's talk at Princeton this evening for the
@princetonian
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Kept a record of how many poops I took each month of the year
Alright. We’re wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023
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@UnionSaltBae
Probably stress related, honestly - was on a very tough project at work in January and played a very stressful paranoia-inducing online Survivor game in July lol
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@kamalexm
Apparently there is a very broad spectrum and normal looks v different for a lot of people! I’d always been a 1+ a day person
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@WorldWideWob
The Milwaukee Bucks beat the Toronto Raptors 108-100 to take Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals! Brook Lopez played a great game with 29 points, and Giannis Antetokounmpo showed us why he’s the MVP!
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@Daaavvveeeee
@rachelmillman
Good suggestion! I did not keep to that level of detail but I def remember when I had significant upticks
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The basketball game in The Office when Jim ruined Roy’s life
@SheaSerrano
If you could attend any fictional cinematic sporting event, what would it be and why?
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@jonfavs
@sethmeyers
Realized this while watching A Closer Look: Confederate monuments are LITERALLY war participation trophies
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The best dating app idea I’ve ever heard is still the one from
@clubtrillion
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Tech Twitter will never get close to “meet me in Temecula”
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I think it's time for Manny to retire from boxing...and government...and singing...and basketball
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@AnthonyIrwinLA
2008, 2012, 2016 Olympics? No Celtics, no Spurs, gold medal
2010, 2014 World Cup? No Celtics, no Spurs, gold medal
2002 WC? Pierce, 6th place
2004 WC? Duncan, bronze
2019 WC? Tatum, Brown, White…7th place
Seems pretty clear ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@brandi_soccer
The musical introduction to Taylor Swift’s “Last Kiss” is 27 seconds long because that’s how long Joe Jonas’ breakup phone call with her was
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At my screening, every time the bear came on screen, the same person would yell, “That’s the cocaine bear!”
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Highly recommend going on a Taylor Swift booze cruise on a summer night and yelling the Cruel Summer bridge as loud as possible
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@such_hockey_wow
@redditships
That said, Royal Ivey played 10 years and never did anything notable in the league, so it’s a very random favorite player to have...so you might be right haha
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On court: the block
Off court: the school
In celebration of LeBron’s birthday, we want to know: What’s his single most iconic moment?
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A copy of “The Purpose-Driven Life”. For four years in a row. From the same person.
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@ShadowTodd
They’re not pretending to be anything deeper/more profound than they actually are, and they generally deliver on promises. Plus the “jump the shark” (they’re dropping cars out of a helicopter! They drove it out of a skyscraper into another skyscraper!) is part of the appeal
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@ShadowTodd
It depends if you were a g*ylor or not - most other people thought he was a good fit because he was well-adjusted and didn’t play into tabloid stuff
It was funny how often she called him poor in her songs, though
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@GabbaDaHutt
Agreed. The “future leaders” angle is iffy, but at the same time, those accomplishments are still great. Being as hardworking as they are doesn’t negate their privilege, but having privilege doesn’t invalidate how impressive/difficult it is to do what they did - both can be true
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Fun fact! The lowest score ever in an NBA 3-point contest is 5...
by Michael Jordan
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@holy_schnitt
This is exactly how I feel about onion rings. About one in every seven times you have them, they’re perfect…every other time they’re just underwhelming or bad
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@damanr
Steve Nash the RA reiterating “you can be great friends without being roommates! And you can be great roommates without being great friends”
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@being_woke
@HPbasketball
It’s a defensive stat, not an offensive stat - means that ballhandlers that Lonzo was guarding were going iso against him. Daring him to shoot (which is true) had nothing to do with it
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Jimmy Butler
which player is laying in their room in the bubble right now listening to
#folklore
you know there’s at least one
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@hmfaigen
Mom-and-pop family owned franchise just trying to do something nice and provide an extra bonus for its employees during the holiday season
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Alright, so…this is an Easter egg that means that Nick Nurse is the next coach of the Lakers…
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VONTAE MACK NO MATTER WHAT
The hill I’m most willing to die on is that Draft Day is a good movie.
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Honestly this might be my all-time favorite TikTok
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Mina Kimes is in the rare pantheon of writers that make me both sad I never pursued journalism (because, I mean, this stuff is incredible) but also happy I never pursued journalism (because I could have never ever produced anything as good as her work). Best feature writer today
New cover story! I wrote about Baker Mayfield, underdog no more.
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Alvin and the Chipmunks
Which singer would be most embarrassing to lose a fight to?
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These are clean
NEW
@KyrieIrving
NBA x Nike Nets 2020 Classic Edition Swingman Jersey available direct from
@nikestore
#promotion
BUY HERE ->
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So
@UniWatch
may have already noted this, but it’s pretty cool that Buffalo started guys wearing jersey numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5
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Also, did Liana really want Evvie out that badly that she wanted to steal an idol WHILE SHE WAS SAFE from someone who is ALSO SAFE and would be around the following day for her to deal with? That’s a weird one
#Survivor41
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@damanr
The Lakers believe in empowering their employees, that’s why the highest-performing employee is worth more than the owner
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@DragonflyJonez
There was a guy in my class in college who did the Seven Summits (including Antarctica)…he was the first openly LGBT person ever to do it lol
We both applied for the same internship and as soon as I saw I was up against him I knew it wasn’t gonna happen for me lmao
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@___Colb___
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Pelinka saw this tweet and was inspired
Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.
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14 hours, NYC to Tokyo, middle seat, between a baby and a dog
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@ChaseHughesNBCS
Gigi Datome did this a few years ago!
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The Love Affair - not bad! Richard Gomez and Dawn Zulueta are still both quality actors. Plus Bea Alonzo did her thing. Solid movie.
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@lalasoo
Saw someone on Tiktok who had scheduled their courthouse wedding for immediately after the indictment…they’re using # arraignedmarriage as their hashtag
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As someone who had 60k Yakarma at one point and got a Yik Yak flag out of it, let me just say…if you were in college in 2014-15, you know what a horrible idea this is
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@truedorktimes
Yeah, I think they didn’t trust each other to do that…too great a temptation for one of them to send the other home in a 3-2-1
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