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Zach Harper
4 years
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What's the first thought that comes to your mind when you see this photo?
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I don’t care what anybody says. This is brilliant.
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I mean this respectfully: What in the ever-loving-fuck?
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16-YEAR-OLD QUINCY WILSON JUST POSTED A 44.37 4x400m SPLIT!!!🤯😱
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Thank god for that umpire. That kid almost had fun.
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You will NOT admire your home runs with this umpire
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This is the look of a man who knows he’s not allowed back in Vegas and his family has no idea
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Nobody can find this jersey
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Charlotte’s City Edition uniforms (h/t @WilliePStyle )
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Ant dapping up the ref as he’s trying to usher him to the inbound spot 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Man if you told me back in 2008 we’d have LeBron, Dwight Howard, Rajon Rondo, Carmelo Anthony, and Anthony Davis all on the same team one day, I’d have responded, “who the fuck is Anthony Davis?”
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LMAO he picked a geriatric man and the Rockets account tries to meme it
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7 years
This dude LaMelo Ball pointed at the half court line and then casually pulled from there he's our new god now
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Oregon Trail (1985)
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Tyler Villlain
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My first Duke game of the season. This guy’s got a Cherokee Parks thing going on. ⁦cc @BoogSciambi
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I will take Chris Paul’s $44 million option since he declined it
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2 years
Lance Stephenson! Joe Johnson! Brandon Knight! It’s 2021 Christmas Day NBA slate of games presented by 2013!
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Ant forever
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Avery Bradley and Kelly Olynyk instead of Caris LeVert and Jarrett Allen. My god.
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6 months
Did anybody post this Quincy Acy video yet?
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TikTok is great because you could just be scrolling and then get shown Ben Wallace X MF DOOM highlights
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Tim Duncan wore this to accepting an MVP award. Can’t wait to see what he wears as an assistant coach
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“I also don’t think I’m an accurate enough puncher to do a full 360 and connect with someone” is one of the funniest explanations possible
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Draymond Green apologized to Jusuf Nurkic for his swinging hit above the shoulders, but said it was unintentional and he was just trying to sell a foul
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Caris LeVert had 14 points going into the fourth quarter. He finished with 51
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I predicted in October he’d grab the scoring title this season
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jordan poole is trying his best.
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4 years
And I’m supposed to believe Steph changed the game?! Copycat league!
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4 years
“Kawhi went to Cranbrook, that’s a private school”
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8 years
“Tim, we’re doing the MVP photoshoot tomorrow. Please dress up.” “No problem."
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5 years
Is that the WiFi password for the students?
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NCAA March Madness
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2 years
Exactly what his character on the show would do
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Dime
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Jerry West apparently wants to sue HBO's 'Winning Time' and 'take this all the way to the Supreme Court'
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3 years
Russ averaged 27-18-20 this season against the Pacers in 3 games. 27-18-20. That’s a locker combination.
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6 years
**WRITERS ROOM** “Are we worried this is going to be panned as a Die Hard ripoff?” “Give The Rock a prosthetic foot.” “Are we worried we’re going to make TOO much money?"
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3 years
Is Thibs guarding Kyrie?
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Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎
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The city is alive.
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JaVale’s comment 😂😂😂😂
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Kyrie’s home/road splits are insane this season
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7 years
Amazing
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6 years
Honey, I Shrunk The Dion Waiters
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5 years
Can’t have a glass if you’re pulling from the bottle
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my life is a lie
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3 years
Sure LeBron spends over a million dollars on his body each year but if we count Postmates, so do I.
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Coach Cal going to blame this on NIL because Jack Gohlke has been selling solar paneling for the last 11 years
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LeBron James is the third player in NBA history to reach 35,000 points. That was after becoming the third player in NBA history to reach 34,998 points. Couple of milestones right there.
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4 years
Nah he would’ve joined them
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C.Kelley 🐬🐬⬆️
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@talkhoops Kevin Durant would score 137 against that Celtics team
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Klay Thompson forever
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Man, if you told me back in 2009 that LeBron, Dwight, and Anthony Davis would all be on the same team some day, I would’ve been like “who’s Anthony Davis?”
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4 years
He’s a crazy person
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Butler on spoiling the Lakers party: “I’m sure they (Lakers) wanted to win. Thought they were going to win going into it....I think it’s going to be even harder the next game (for us). And I like our chances <smiles>.”
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It’s a stupid fucking rule and it’s not defense
@MoDakhil_NBA
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Ban the charge, rotate over and try to play defense instead of just getting in the way. Being a traffic cone is not playing defense.
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I love the internet so much
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3 years
This was peak internet
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Wait you have to take off your jersey to suplex someone?? Like it’s a written rule? In a handbook?
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There’s a Russian version of basketball where you can suplex your opponent…
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5 years
Competitive Jenga leagues are out of control
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My 11-year old niece in Australia just reacted to the Anthony Edwards with “WOW” and now I’ve got to explain to her that he only had 7 points and didn’t have a good shooting night.
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3 years
Please be safe, Minneapolis. They’ll look for revenge and any slight “reason.”
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4 years
Aaron Gordon keeps complaining he was robbed every time he loses and I guess I didn’t know he wanted to play for the Rockets that much.
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3 years
Me and the fellas out at the bar as soon as the pandemic is over
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It’s insane the Mavericks got someone from the Hornets and someone from the Wizards in the middle of the season and it turned them into a good defensive team
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3 years
We don’t need these fans in 8K
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3 years
“Force Chris Paul left!” — he said while eating Mac N Cheese on his couch
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Steph had 62 tonight. Oubre is up to 58 points on the season.
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This was a worst kiss blowing motion than Trae’s shushing motion yesterday. The fundamentals in celebrating and taunting matter. We’re losing recipes
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Jusuf Nurkic has fouled out in Denver.
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“Is this the championship for the Wolves?” They’re either the worst franchise in modern NBA history or they’re second behind the Kings. This shit basically is the championship for the franchise. They’ve got to let out the emotions for this one.
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Le Batard Show saying, “we don’t need your shit anymore, ESPN,” and then four months later getting $50 million from one sponsor is so incredible. The ultimate heat check
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7 years
Steph is selling a PT Cruiser for your feet
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Jae Crowder is shooting 5.8% from 3 in the playoffs so far.
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Cavs playing 2K right now
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Here are my betting odds for 2019 Rookie of the Year: Mo Bamba +500 Trae Young +350 DeAndre Ayton +240 Luka Doncic +180 Ben Simmons -280
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Wow you push ONE kid out of a castle window and they never let you forget it
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This is the worst Wemby will ever be in his career
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Fingers crossed LeBron finds it
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Oh my god
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4 years
The 👑
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Watching this stuff and remembering that Draymond said at his presser he watched the video of the punch at least 15 times is so fucking funny
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“I never really knew how much it blew up. … I was just at home chillin with my children.” Draymond reflects on the viral video of his altercation with Jordan Poole (via @NBAonTNT )
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That’s why you get Pat Bev. So he can tell the story of that bucket he gave up on the pod
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Spray painting yourself orange just to watch your team down 40 at home in Game 7 has to be a terrible cleanup
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I’ll never capture a better summer league moment than this in 2018
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One team. Bone goal. Forever.
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😤😤😤😤
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Paul Pierce tried to reverse jinx LeBron by predicting a Lakers sweep, and now he has to compliment him at halftime. He must be sick.
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Butler is going to give Embiid so much extra material for him to say to KAT on the court. The trash talk from JoJo will be brutal.
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So Katie Nolan was a bartender? Why is that relevant? I worked in the stock room at GAP for a while. I wish I had been a bartender before this career.
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Buddy what
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CANCEL CULTURE IS YOUR SEASON BEING OVER
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4 years
Can we get Damian Lillard on the Virtual Fans screen to wave Pat and PG goodbye when the buzzer sounds?
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2 years
Ok sometimes this app is good
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4 months
Like announcing you’ve given up the McRib when McDonald’s takes it off the menu
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4 months
BREAKING: Aaron Rodgers is done as a guest on The Pat McAfee Show for the NFL season, McAfee announced Wednesday.
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The @LeBatardShow is a shining example to so many of us that the archaic way of doing this business isn’t necessary to succeed. Not everybody wants their sports to be angry. Some want it to be fun. Some want it to be stupid. Some want it to be a marching band to nowhere. Salut!
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I love that they started out stealing DVD players
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IGN
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Michelle Rodriguez has seemingly confirmed that the Fast & Furious franchise is headed to space.
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One owner committed $300 million to Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins. So all of the owners committing $300 million over a decade to a good cause doesn’t feel like enough to me. But I’m not a cap guy.
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Will Ferrell has a 5-year run that’s pretty insane from 2003-08: - Old School 2003 - Elf 2003 - Anchorman 2004 - Kicking & Screaming 2005 - Wedding Crashers 2005 - Talladega Nights 2006 - Blades of Glory 2007 - Semi-Pro 2008 - Step Brothers 2008
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Mike
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@talkhoops Has there been a better four year comedy run?
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Guys used to get a Kia for winning All-Star MVP but now they get Boogie as a teammate.
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Live look at Tony Parker in Charlotte
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The more veteran he gets, the weirder his faux leadership is
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Wolves After Dark
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Karl Anthony Towns on Anthony Edwards performance tonight #Timberwolves
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Here’s a stat: Pistons, losers of 20 straight, have a lineup of Killian Hayes, Cade Cunningham, Ausar Thompson, Isaiah Stewart, and Jalen Duren that has a net rating of -10.1 on the season Warriors lineup of Steph, Klay, Wiggins, Draymond, and Looney has a -10.2 net rating
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4 years
Hitting .200 in AA baseball after not playing for 14 years is insane
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3 years
I hope KD responds to every single one of you tonight
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This is the craziest image from the James Webb Space Telescope so far
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4 years
But they’re all touching the same cards, right?
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Andy Slater
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NEW: Casino in Hialeah, Florida tests their updated poker tables.
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3 years
James Harden right now
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Doesn’t he go to prison after that in this movie?
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HARLAN Z. HILL 🇺🇸
4 years
🚨 🚨 🚨 @realDonaldTrump ’s concession speech...
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1 year
The anthem
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10 years
One reason to look forward to this Donald Sterling lawsuit, potentially getting him back under oath: http://t.co/I1WexFRuET
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@FreeEnterprise_
theGod
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@talkhoops you are a bonafide clown for comparing Jrue Holiday to Marcus Smart defensively. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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