Brian Floyd
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doing audience dev things, some work for non-profits and hollering about college football usually
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Does everyone else know you can just do 1 cup of water, 1 cup of milk, some butter, the cheese packet, and the box of mac and cheese in the saucepan all at once for a better, easier mac?
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this turkey is so white and unseasoned that it tried to overthrow the government
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the thing about twitter employees is a lot of them are molded by the fire of this hellsite
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29 saw an opportunity to lay out kirk cousins and ran like he was dk metcalf chasing down budda baker
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this was after a seattle police officer going 74 mph in a 25 without lights or siren hit her as she crossed the street in a crosswalk
“Yeah, just write a check.
$11,000, she was 26, she had limited value.”
*laughs*
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i looked up what a scooped bagel is and honestly this guy is lucky he didn’t get beat up
new york needs to start turning californians away at the border what the fuck is this shit
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the chiefs keep finding new ways to rule kadarious toney out of games
An NFL player in town for the Super Bowl was attacked by a coyote last night at Lake Las Vegas, according to a source.
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you spend whatever you want on golf lessons, i’ll be over here learning from this man
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heard a dude start a popeyes order with “check this out…” and immediately knew there was zero chance his order was coming out correct
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i have many but here’s an underrated one: the time an arizona fan dressed up as a ref, blew a play dead, ran on to the field, stripped, and ignited a full-on brawl between arizona and ucla
In honor of the final pac-12 game tonight, please share your favorite pac-12 memory
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when insecure dudes can’t attack the points they attack the person. mina is brilliant and we’re lucky to have her. y’all be nice and not sad and angry like jeffrey here
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this is a shark preserved in formaldehyde that mets owner steve cohen purchased for $8 million
Mets' Max Scherzer arrives in Porsche, joins fellow pitcher Gerrit Cole and other players as union and MLB meet for a third straight day in an attempt to salvage opening day on March 31 amid lockout.
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Props to Jayron Kearse for noticing and running to catch him
Brutal game. This is Daniel Jones a few moments ago after a huge collision at the goal line
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What's the most out of nowhere sports performance of all time
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there’s an f-22 pilot whose call sign was just definitely just changed to balloon boy
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oops the anti-vaxxer also accidentally admitted to being anti-semitic but doesn’t even realize it
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screenshot in case it disappears because this is an instant classic
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so tom brady’s plan was to fake retire, become an executive with the dolphins, bring in sean payton to coach, then unretire but the brian flores lawsuit blew everything up
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every single time
please quote tweet a video that never ceases to make you laugh…
i need a good laugh right now.
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good news for liberty fans on the eve of their favorite holiday
Liberty star quarterback Kaidon Salter has withdrawn from the transfer portal,
@mzenitz
and I have learned for
@247Sports
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Salter led the Flames to a Conference USA title this season and was one of the top overall QBs in the country.
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jason kelce vaulting straight over the ropes is his true dream come true. you know he’s thinking “f—k yeah jason that was cool as hell”
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todd graham was a notorious sign stealer and the pac-12 coaches hated it. mike leach would get annoyed and signal directly to todd during games
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And here’s the women behind the camera (and sometimes hyping him up in the background of videos)
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jason kelce found the luchador mask on the dance floor and put it on like it was a power up
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I got vaccinated so my chances of dying or killing someone around me by spreading a virus would go down significantly. Pretty simple reason imo. Not even hard to talk about or defend
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oh neat its the weekly anti-vaxx segment on the pat mcafee show (where pat laughs along and aj hawk gets paid to smoke and stare at a camera)
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dude is out of his damn mind
#Gonzaga
has suspended the season tickets of its most prominent alum, John Stockton, for failing to comply with the school's mask mandate.
What's next for Stockton and his alma mater?
"I’m sure we’ll get through it, but it’s not without some conflict."
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the parents decided to trial by fire this kid putting him on a spirit airlines flight alone for his first trip ever
Spirit Airlines has apologized after it mistakenly put an unaccompanied 6-year-old, who was flying for the first time, on the wrong flight during the holiday season travel rush.
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these big babies missed the credential deadline and want special rules because they don’t know how a calendar works
Outkick was not granted a credential to tonight's WNBA Draft, a week after the outlet generated controversy at the Women's NCAA Final Four. ⏬
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all right time to check who coaches michigan’s special teams … oh no
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aaron rodgers is questionable to return (studying 9/11 conspiracies in the injury tent)
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everyone else: talks about the game and rivalry hate
pat mcafee: how can i make this about me!
College GameDay announcers they're going to Washington-Oregon next week. Pat McAfee is excited!
"I cannot wait to get to that state, that state really likes me."
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it’s early in uconn-iowa but so far i’m confident that kim mulkey is a bad coach
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that micah parson’s tweet was dumb but seeing pass rush limbaugh go flying by in response is an all-timer
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you know it’s serious because he’s wearing sleeves
"I can see exactly why Jimmy Kimmel felt the way he felt, especially with his position. But I think Aaron was just trying to talk shit."
Pat McAfee opens his show by responding to the fallout and threats of legal action coming out of his Tuesday interview with Aaron Rodgers
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this feels like someone who should be preemptively arrested for financial crimes
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the pac-12 can survive if mike pence has the courage to do what’s right
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there’s bad nights and then there’s oops i hit the presidential motorcade nights
The man who crashed into the presidential motorcade last night was under the influence of alcohol, authorities said
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chuck is perfect to deliver this because right up until the reveal nobody has any clue if he’s being serious or is about to insult the women of san antonio
Chuck surprised Ernie with the news that he will be inducted into the Sports Broadcasting Hall of Fame 👏
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rece davis: “and that’ll be a gain of 6 for a first down”
david pollack: “GIRLS BELONG IN THE KITCHEN”
Broadcast personalities officially confirmed to be in EA Sports College Football 25:
• Rece Davis
• Kirk Herbstreit
• Chris Fowler
• Jesse Palmer
• Kevin Connors
• David Pollack
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they are unapologetically themselves and that’s the most american thing possible. if you have a problem with that, it says a lot more about you than them
Don’t kill the messenger. This
#USWNT
is polarizing. Politics, causes, stances, & behavior have made this team unlikeable to a portion of America. This team has built its brand and has derived its power from being the best/winning. If that goes away they risk becoming irrelevant.
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getting real tired of people going on the networks that killed the pac-12 and asking who killed the pac-12. stop being patronizing
"It is UNFATHOMABLE how they weren't able to get a deal done. Like a network deal done. The reason why the Pac-12 is now the Pac-2 is cause they weren't able to get a TV deal?! ..."
"Let's enjoy the HELL out of this last year of the Pac-12" ~ Pat McAfee on the Pac-12
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she gets a little riled up around her favorite holiday of the year (jan. 6)
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one of the gunners went from on the ground missing the tackle to chasing him all the way to the goal line, that’s outstanding
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ok so what do i do about the fear of my kid getting shot everywhere he’s supposed to be safe colin
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every time
“Hats off for your bank account” is the chant to Patrick Cantlay on the 16th. What a scene.
#RyderCup
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this guy and the naked bass pro shop swimmer are your future senators from alabama
oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen
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here’s five minutes of the best golfers in the world hitting balls into the water
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nebraska fumbling the kneel down was like a missing man tribute to scott frost
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a floating QR code commercial is a test of how vulnerable Americans are to being hacked in the dumbest ways
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okay so i found his linkedin and this man is living his best college life, i respect it
Miami tight end Cam McCormick announces he will return for his NINTH season of college football. He was in the same HS recruiting class as Rashan Gary, Nick Bosa and Jalen Hurts. McCormick battled thru season-ending injuries in 2018, 2019, 2020 and 2021.
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the sun bowl is today. thinking about that time tony the tiger had to beg furries to stop horny tweeting at him before bailing from twitter
I’m all for showing your stripes, feathers, etc. But let’s keep things gr-r-reat – & family-friendly if you could. Cubs could be watching 🙂
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look who got canceled by the sun
Jason Aldean suffers heat stroke, ends Connecticut concert | Charlotte Observer
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we’re gonna get helicopter shots of the michigan team busses like it’s the oj chase today
Jim Harbaugh’s attorney, Tom Mars, tells ESPN he fully expects Jim Harbaugh to fly with the team to Penn State. “I’m confident he’s going to be on that plane one way or another," Mars said.
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tom brady moving from new england to florida, getting divorced, and watching helplessly as his body and professional skillset decrease is a very american story if we’re being honest
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the last time we sent a large group of athletes down there for a big event ryan lochte cause an international incident so i can’t wait for this one
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messi retiring to miami after a lifetime of international tax evasion just feels right
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John Clayton is a legend and we were lucky enough to have him in Seattle for the longest time. Rock on, king
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what if opec isn’t cutting oil production to influence the election and instead is doing it so texas a&m can afford to fire jimbo fisher
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who cares? this is all dumb. nobody needs an injury report on hungover pat macafee
Moments ago on
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@PatMcAfeeShow
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this is about to be a cover of an atlanta rap album
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it’d be so fun to work in the taco bell test kitchen. just getting ripped and saying things like “what about a huge cheez-it”
The experiment: A massive Cheez-It, which is 16 times the standard size, serves as the base for Taco Bell's new "Big Cheez-It Tostada"
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sir, the cracker barrel has fallen
We take no pleasure in reporting that
@CrackerBarrel
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A once family friendly establishment has caved to the mob.
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oh not not santa’s assassination coordinates
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this is like when a football team just goes dark and doesn’t tweet the final score whoops
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the dog is flying up the family member rankings if this graphic is to be believed
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giving bobby a car allowance again is a choice
Bobby Petrino's new gig comes with a $1.35 million starting salary and a country club membership.
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tired: jim harbaugh’s lawyer sent a long letter legal to the big ten
wired: jim harbaugh’s lawyer plagiarized from an anonymous mgoblog post in the letter
inspired: jim harbaugh’s lawyer wrote the mgoblog post used in the letter
Parts of this letter from Jim Harbaugh’s lawyers appear to have been lifted almost verbatim from a fan’s blog post, without credit of course.
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mlb umpires would be way more popular if they threw ass behind the dish once in a while
The Savannah Bananas danced to Beyoncé’s TEXAS HOLD ‘EM at their game tonight in Arizona
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he grew up in macon which has a larger population than all of the seattle suburbs including bellevue
When u grow up in a small town, it’s that unspoken rule of “we all have each other’s backs and we look out for each other.” It feels like somewhere along the way, that sense of community and respect has gotten lost. Deep down we are all ready to get back to that. I hope my new…
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undertaker said i am good for one (1) choke slam and you better have the ice bath ready
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MARLBORO JESUS
SOURCE: The Seattle Mariners have signed 17-year-old 1B/DH Marlboro Jesus, one of the top players from Puerto Garbanzo.
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vaxxed?
Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash
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gave him a three piece and a biscuit without missing a beat. give that man a record contract and boxing deal
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don’t know why he even needs to perform even more community service because he already served his community well by whacking that man with the chair
Man who wielded folding chair in Montgomery riverfront brawl avoids jail time; ordered to perform 50 hours of community service
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new york cop walks in, asks what happened, and arrests the customer after the guy behind the counter yells “this fuckin guy tried ordering a scooped bagel”
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