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someone dm’d me to ask if i am morty’s mom (beth smith) and oh my god
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if we only keep one thing from this pandemic, i hope it’s priests with water pistols
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we investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong
JUST IN: NYPD commissioner says officers who drove into crowd protesters did not violate use-of-force policy
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your stepmother believes it’s time you make it on your own and i agree
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this is the most powerful poll i have ever seen. imagine what it will look like in 20 more hours.
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went to costco today where a woman took her mask off to sneeze fully unencumbered, and that’s when i knew for sure that we will be in a pandemic for the rest of my life
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seems like a good argument for setting age limits in congress
"This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It's an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-Tac-Toe. A winner. A winner."
-- Rep. Pelosi
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hello, this is your friendly public defender logging on to ask you to please stop googling your crimes. thank you.
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neighbor got a bass guitar and is dutifully only playing the bassline for 7 nation army until he nails it. i admire the dedication and am looking forward to him learning a second song.
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if you close your eyes and press on them, that's what space looks like and you've saved yourself millions of dollars
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is it rude to ask my upstairs neighbor to pull her bed back from the wall? i don't want to do it right now because she's currently yelling really loud for god (probably praying).
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happy anniversary to this exchange, which is the only good brand reply
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my daughter’s new pink iphone 15 was stolen at edc last month and she marked it as lost/stolen on icloud and filed an insurance claim with her carrier, who had her blacklist the phone. the scammers have started texting her now.
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“she’s divorced and meming on thanksgiving” is objectively the funniest thing i have ever read
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my student loan debt was forgiven!!! i’m literally crying right now, i can’t believe it.
thank you to
@StrikeDebt
who told me about the temp pslf waiver and helped me through the process.
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someone in florida gets to represent this dude and i could not be more jealous
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dollar store suez canal
Boat falls onto highway in Florida, blocks traffic
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today i learned of something worse than a geofence warrant (a warrant that identifies all phones in a specific area during a specific timeframe): a keyword warrant. what's a keyword warrant? one where police ask google to provide info on anyone who searched for a specific keyword
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it’s a tie for me
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do not do this or it will always be expected
Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is to work on the weekends.
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hours after a teen with a water gun was killed by a nyc corrections officer, the nypd tweeted out that they’re illegal and ppl caught with one will get a criminal citation.
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ken klippenstein offered me what appeared to be an ordinary stick of gum. when i grabbed it, a piece of metal snapped on my finger and it stung. i hope his reign of terror is about to end.
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a jury
What's it called when a group that is 90% white say they have no bias?
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a guy wearing a hospital ID bracelet and carrying his possessions in a clear hospital bag walked up to me asking me to call 911 to take him to the VA hospital for psychiatric issues. so i called and waited with him for an ambulance. 3 cops on bikes showed up instead.
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excellent. glad we can get quick legislation that benefits 9 people and their families.
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i’m just really disturbed to learn active shooter instructions are on the back of student IDs
the reactions to this are baffling. did y’all not know that’s what the active shooter training tells us to do? it’s on the back of my school ID and everything.
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🚨 new scapegoat dropped 🚨
The CDC has the power to extend the eviction moratorium. As they double down on masks, why wouldn't they extend the moratorium in light of delta variant?
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see how easy it is to not give cops evidence against you? now they can't arrest this parrot as a conspirator.
Not without a lawyer.
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gonna be so easy to lock these people out of their homes and cars
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putting the burden of not getting murdered on the driver rather than training the cops not to murder the drivers they pull over is really something
We recently purchased some Not-Reaching Pouches to help reduce deadly force encounters between law enforcement and citizens during traffic stops. The pouches store a driver’s license, and insurance card in plain sight in the vehicle on an air vent or other visible location.
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this article is insane
Remember in the summer of 2020, when everybody from wannabe celebrity influencers to your high school friend’s mom was posting about Wayfair being involved in child sex trafficking?
Here’s what really happened.
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greg kelly’s meltdown over snoop and dre is really something else
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in my 16 years as a criminal defense attorney, not one client has talked his or her way into a better situation
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diane deserved to die in a nursing home alone with her kids fighting over her property instead of at her desk where her aides wouldn’t tell her how she voted
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the manhattan institute doesn’t like that i’m reminding people of their 5th amendment rights
Call me old fashioned, but I think public defenders shouldn’t see it as their job to explain how to get away with crimes
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it’s been 18 days since your last update on this hoax.
BREAKING: Sources tell me an off duty LAPD officer allegedly found a tampon halfway thru his Frappuccino at a Starbucks in Diamond Bar on Friday. I’m told he used his police credit union debit card. Sheriff’s Dept. confirms they took a report & they’re now investigating.
@FOXLA
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@mtracey
i was super depressed until i read this, thank you. you have finally pleased a woman.
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i've had 4 jury trials this year and the number 1 reason given for why a juror can't serve on one of my juries is their job won't pay them their regular wages while serving on a jury.
employers should be required to pay their employees' regular wages while serving on a jury.
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