Seth Meyers
@sethmeyers
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Joined June 2009
RIP Betty White, the only SNL host I ever saw get a standing ovation at the after party. A party at which she ordered a vodka and a hotdog and stayed til the bitter end.
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You remembered!!! Happy Anniversary, Boo
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner was a failure last year, but this year was an embarrassment to everyone associated with it. The filthy “comedian” totally bombed (couldn’t even deliver her lines-much like the Seth Meyers weak performance). Put Dinner to rest, or start over!.
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Good news: Andy is back on NBC!!!.Bad News: Andy has SO many unpaid NBC parking tickets!!!
'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Saved by @NBC 1 Day After @FoxTV Cancellation. #SaveB99 #BrooklynNineNIne.#Brooklyn99 @Brooklyn99Fox
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The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!) We are canceling the rest of the shows this week, so tune in next Monday to see what cool location we will try and pass off as a studio!!!.
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We'd love to have you! Studio located at 15 Penguin Avenue, Antarctica.
Late Night host are dealing with the Democrats for their very "unfunny" & repetitive material, always anti-Trump! Should we get Equal Time?.
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Five years ago today I married my amazing wife Alexi. We’ve since added two incredible boys, neither of whom would take their hands out of their mouths for this picture.
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Few people go to DC and accomplish what they set out to do while staying true to themselves. @michelleisawolf is one of those people.
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What an embarrassing moment for people who have proven time and again they are incapable of feeling embarrassment.
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I saw Us and can confidently say that my current favorite film genre is @JordanPeele movies.
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This was my third week at SNL. It was a month after 9/11 and the week someone sent anthrax to NBC. Everyone was scared and losing their minds. But for these six minutes I didn’t think of anything but how fucking lucky I was to be in this sketch.
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Imagine how many hours you have to work just to be average in the NFL versus how few you need to be terrible at President.
If a player wants the privilege of making millions of dollars in the NFL,or other leagues, he or she should not be allowed to disrespect. .
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RIP to a great giver of joy and knowledge.
Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.
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Five years ago @LateNightSeth debuted with guests Amy Poehler and train enthusiast Joe Biden. Thanks to everyone who has watched and to our incredible staff for making each day a joy.
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Adam Sandler's new Netflix special 100% Fresh is fantastic. Hilarious all the way through and yet also wonderfully sentimental. So much so that I'd like to say a few sentimental words about how much Adam has meant to me over the years.
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This is a heartbreakingly beautiful display of composure and grace
Heather Heyer's mother inspires round of applause: "They tried to kill my child to shut her up, well guess what, you just magnified her."
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When this is all over I hope we can all agree that the best election analysis was @Lesdoggg opining that @SteveKornacki wears a reversible belt.
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I’ll never forget this piece or that it led to this exchange with my wife. “Ugh, what’s making you cry now?” “A story about Charles Barkley”.
After Charles Barkley’s mother passed away, a cat litter scientist from Iowa showed up at the funeral. “Everybody’s, like, ‘Who’s the Asian dude over there?’ “ Barkley recalls. “I said, ‘That’s my boy, Lin.’ ".
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It happens!.
This woman delivered her baby in a parking lot thanks to the help of this midwife
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I could not read this to my wife without laughing out loud.
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The shock is your name not in the headline! Everyone should follow @sarahcpr.
I like how my face is actually shocked to be included in this image
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Project 2025 is too long to read which is why it's great that a bunch of comic book creators got together to show you exactly how scary is
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If you're wondering what I've been up to the past 11 years. AGING!.
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The real news is Ted Crockett is now available for other campaigns!!!
Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible
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Happy 4th! So lucky to live in a country where we're free to make fun of those in power.
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Shout out to every last one of you who knocked on doors this week.
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Local kid makes good?.
New Hampshire native Seth Meyers banned from Russia - WMUR Manchester #NewHampshire #NH
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Ugh, why am I wasting my time refreshing Twitter to see the name of a third client I'm not even gonna kn ---- HANNITY!?!?!?!.
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This is not a movie but despite this it is my favorite Christmas movie. "You don't know me? You know me" Is my favorite line from any movie.
It's the Billy on the Street AMY POEHLER CHRISTMAS CAROL AMBUSH!!! A HOLIDAY CLASSIC!!!
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Just heartbreakingly beautiful. Read it and make your day.
After Charles Barkley’s mother passed away, a cat litter scientist from Iowa showed up at the funeral. “Everybody’s, like, ‘Who’s the Asian dude over there?’ “ Barkley recalls. “I said, ‘That’s my boy, Lin.’ ".
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We have been checkmated. Congratulations to mom and baby and I can’t wait to watch your special!.
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Also, it's fun to use this website to say nice things about people!.
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News on @Brooklyn99FOX and @LastManFOX is a double gut punch. Two great shows with hilarious writing and terrific ensembles.
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A guy I made fun of once ran for President. And won.
Comedians, how many close calls have you had? I’ve had two (that I can remember lol). One lady got on stage. But it wasn’t nuts.
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Here’s the story of how my wife Alexi heroically delivered a baby in our lobby while I stood by and did. very little.
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It’s not Academy love but I’m going on record and saying I’ll still be thinking about “Uncut Gems” in ten years.
Bad news: Sandman gets no love from the Academy. Good news: Sandman can stop wearing suits. Congrats to all my friends who got nominated, especially Mama.
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The Late Night writer's room is filled with David Lynch fans. The backward written cue cards for this still hang on the wall. RIP to a legend.
From 2017: The time Late Night went full Twin Peaks.
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I've been a stubborn hold-out but after today I'm gonna start calling Freedom fries French fries again.
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The least bad part of this very bad op-ed is that it gets my name wrong and @Stephenathome’s right. It’s always important to fact check even condescending garbage. I should know, I’m a doctor (honorary!) #GoCats
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We’re back Monday! No guests for the first show, just an hour long CLOSER LOOK to catch up on, you know, everything?
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Have a ton of respect for Bernie and supporters but also have this msg for "or bust" crew
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Losing an Oscar in a category that Julie Andrews presents is as good as winning an Oscar in any other category.
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There is good in this world!.
Amber Ruffin is getting her own series, and it's headed to NBC's new streaming platform
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Love the National Spelling Bee. Love this Emma story. But the best part of this post BY FAR is the fact it spells my name wrong. (I know, I know…proper nouns aren’t their “thing”).
Remember that time in 2017 when Emma Stone had just won an Oscar but told Seth Myers it's her 4th grade spelling bee trophy she still displays? Win or lose, the power of the bee always stays with us.
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Our reward awaits!!!!.
Hey @SeanAstin @RealGDT @Lin_Manuel & @sethmeyers. Is there anything worth watching on TV tonight at 9/8c @nbc? 🤔.#AskingForAFriend
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.@jemelehill is sharp. Speaks her mind and never has to "get back to you on that." We're lucky she's on TV.
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Football is a brutal game but at least it’s decided by men in headsets deciding if a ball moved a little bit.
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Great news for people who like great things!
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I can report that the final Game of Jones with @Lesdoggg was just recorded and will air later this week. #ValarMorghulis.
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Definitely though this was Trump’s hair at first glance.
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I miss audiences but this was way more fun without. Felt like a Space Ghost interview. A perfect 28 seconds.
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Conner is my Kubrick.
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Amber makes me laugh a lot and then other times she just takes my breath away. .
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Willard great in everything but his BEST IN SHOW performance is the comedy equivalent of Nicholson in A FEW GOOD MEN. Just insane return for the screen time.
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No, YOU’RE crying at a department store commercial!!!!.
It’s here! This year’s Christmas ad, as launched by our Partners, featuring the wonderful @EltonOfficial 🌟🚀 #EltonJohnLewis 🎹
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And hey everyone, I know it’s irrational, but I’m really happy the @steelers still have the most Super Bowl wins. #CityOfChampions.
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From last night, our statement on Charlottesville and our CLOSER LOOK
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It's the last night of Emmy voting and I feel STRONGLY that @rheaseehorn deserves a nomination for BETTER CALL SAUL.
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No one brought more humor and joy to the role of straight man than Carl Reiner. RIP to the gold standard.
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Tonight America’s most joyous award show is being hosted by these two joy machines. WHY WOULD YOU MISS THAT?!?!?
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My waiter just brought me soup with a fly in it but then gave a rousing speech about how flies shouldn't be in soup. #Hero.
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Here is a true thing I am excited about - I have a @Netflix special premiering November 5th. Please enjoy this promotional video in which the children are better actors than I am.
Wow! This @sethmeyers action figure walks, stands, and even has a new special premiering November 5th.
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You always have to be careful you're not retweeting a parody account. Or nominating one for President.
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We canceled our show tonight but had a CLOSER LOOK ready to go and as it was relevant we decided to record it in the studio for some of our staff before we all headed home. Stay safe, everyone.
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Kenan is like a Swiss Army knife with extra stuff they don’t usually have like a telescope a fire hose and a corn on the cob.
Hey Emmy voters: Here’s a tribute to Kenan Thompson I wrote about four years ago. It’s even more true now. He’s been consistently great on the SNL for 15 years. Please consider him this time. via @BrowBeat.
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This is a true fact! #SaveAPBio!.
I mean, there’s no better way to spend Memorial Day than binge-ing @NBCAPBio on @hulu. Who KNOWS what might happen if those numbers spiked? Whoooooo knows? #SaveAPBio #BingeBioOnHulu
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The man has been in one million comedy sketches and he hasn't lost a step
It’s bananas that @officialkenan hasn’t been nominated for an Emmy for @nbcsnl he is so genius.
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“How many years were you President?”.“FORE!”.
"At the moment the race was called, the president was golfing." via @kadiagoba.
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Insanely good.
Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂.
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FYC: Best Attic in a Variety Talk Series for producing adorable wasps, cute firemen and Ethan Hawke
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We didn’t like your tie. Are you planning on wearing it Saturday?.
Everyone from Lorne Michaels to @sethmeyers to Emma Stone to the entire crew: everyone looks annoyed with me in this photo. November 2011. Hosting this week.
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Goddamn this made me happy.
HAHA ANDRE IS A VERY SPECIAL SPIRIT AND OBVIOUS NATIONAL TREASURE W MOIST HANDS
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These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
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My heart goes out to Pittsburgh, a city that is near and dear to me.
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Oh man, came back from breakfast to find Scott Pruitt squatting in my apartment and he won’t let me in. He just slipped a twenty under the door and said it was for, “the next two months.”.
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After negative tests Monday and Tuesday I tested positive for COVID this morning. Canceling shows the rest of this week. Apologies to our scheduled guests and loyal viewers!.
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Exciting news about an exciting person!.
@theofficenbc @COZITV @parksandrecnbc @nbcsnl @mariolopezviva @ElizBerkley @josietotah @TiffaniThiessen @Psych_USA @DuleHill @JamesRoday @maggielawson @Omundson @moonfrye @NBCOlympics @nbc30rock @KevinHart4real @LOLNetwork @FallonTonight @LateNightSeth @sethmeyers @jimmyfallon You’ve laughed at her jokes on @latenightseth and now @AmberMRuffin is stepping out on the Peacock stage with her own late night show. #PeacockTV
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If he really wanted to put it out of business he should have named it Trump Airstrip.
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So much to love here from premise to jokes to perfect performances from Kate and Cecily
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