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you are a bad person. may you fix this as soon as your heart is able
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this is such a funny insane person tweet
i know their PR team told them to sit in front of an innocuous normal-person looking wall, but unfortunately for them i have also watched their architectural digest house tour and know exactly where this was filmed
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headlines you can hear
Tracy Morgan says he ‘gained 40 pounds’ on weight-loss drugs: I can ‘out-eat Ozempic’
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absolutely love that the blink 182 submarine stepson has gone onto Instagram to say he can’t look for his dad in the ocean because he only has $100 and a “legal situation” that prevents him from getting on a plane
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i’m not above handing one to biden once in a while
“Lots of luck on his trip to the moon.”
— President Biden responds to Elon Musk saying he has a “super bad feeling” about the economy
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the real vaccine is here
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this sort of cultural clash is producing absolutely wonderful content
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you will never; ever in your life guess what this could be in reply to
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I don’t think any of you know what “unhinged” “chaotic” “out of control” or phrases of that nature mean whatsoever
the closer we get to rep tv announcement the more unhinged taylor gets…we should be terrified
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this is such a funny and mean read of someone I’m losing it I love her so much
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Amtrak guy scanned my ticket and I said “how are you” and his response was “only 23 years until retirement”
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The shein factory influencer trip is actively breaking me
@megan_blush_
I was at a loss for words honestly 😭 they took her to the model unit equivalent of the sweatshops like this can’t be
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ariana grande selling a custom starbucks drink on international women's day is like. you cannot write better parody of woke capitalism than the actual thing. you can't do it. happy international women's day from ariana grande and starbucks. you're doing feminism with the coffee
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the “who got eaten first” comments are so wild to me because they’ve been missing for like. 2 days. you do not need to eat another person at 2 days lmao
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hypothetically speaking, if a landlord does not give you your security deposit back and instead blocks your number without giving you an itemized list of deductions that’s a fairly solid slam dunk in small claims; yes?
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the best part of the elmo and larry clip is when elmo is shaking with rage after larry apologizes to him
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been cackling laughing at this trend for a few days but the beaver really got me good
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i genuinely feel empathy for people who just want to see a woman in office but I wish they’d think about and compare that passion to “I just want to see a doctor” or “I haven’t been to a dentist in 15 years”
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minute for minute this is my favorite lady on tiktok right now
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guy behind me at citifield says he’s “done with baseball” and “might try like, books”
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I understand this sounds like brain rot but: Mr Beast understanding and having empathy for trans issues is what happens when you have a single fucking irl trans friend. it’s always very easy to see where that shift happens in allyship
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The verified accounts are the scammers I’m going insane
UPDATE: Twitter to change policy to help reduce Spam DMs later this week.
Only verified users will be able to send DMs to users that don’t follow them back.
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sorority girl hungover at target
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I don’t think Taylor Swift queerbaited for a decade I think you perhaps just don’t leave the house
Won't be staying up to listen. Fuck that and fuck her for queerbaiting for a decade and then suddenly acting like it never happened. Was it truly all narcissism to pull the biggest audience she could get?
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making my head hurt from laughing at Amazon reviews of cat nail trimming bags
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putting aside the dreadfully boring moralizing about a guy who went to rehab 3 years ago, he is very much still in the life of Olivia Munn and their child, so much so that she was his date tonight. but that’s not a hot little take, now is it
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my take is that Billie Eilish should be allowed to be a child instead of singing songs about banging dads that her brother wrote but I also accept that I’ll be pelted with tomatoes for this one
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no youre not lol
This picture is going to be historic. You will see this picture in books for the next 100+ years.
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when can we turn the tide on all newer “museums” just being selfie/Instagram photo spots. it sucks so bad
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hey guess what. the fight is still on
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delegate count (1,991 needed to win):
Biden 459
Sanders 403
Bloomberg 46
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Buttigieg 26
Klobuchar 7
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one of my greatest claims to fame is that I was in the crowd and watched this happen as a child. a cop ran forward with his gun out ready to shoot Barney
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all jet travel information is public. it’s not doxing. watching the window shift on this in real time is making me feel crazy
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these people are all out of their minds. yes! next question
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underrated part of the Panera death lemonade is that they had like a drinks membership they heavily advertised where a monthly fee got you unlimited lemonade
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i used to think that you could just idly watch Star Wars and enjoy it and then think about other things. this site has taught me that that’s a mistake and I’m an oaf for going “that was fun, what are we having for dinner”
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I’m gonna say something on behalf of all guys. Valentines Day coming on the day after the SuperBowl is total bullshit. No way any guy can be expected to think about Vday till football season is over. It’s ridiculous and setting all men up for failure.
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ok he rocks
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the McMuffin lady’s sly brag about wanting to pay for her own food has me losing it
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merry christmas from the trans furry pride flag in my mom’s neighbors yard
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Guess who’s 3 for 3 on rescued AirPods
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how are all of you regressing? i listened to a coheed and cambria song earlier
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David Koch spent 27 years of his life fighting prostate cancer. he poured his money into cancer research, & due to that prostate cancer is often manageable. if you’re inspired by that instead of angry about how much power billionaires have over our lives, you should look closer
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VIN??????????
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based on how you all talk about her I think Sydney Sweeney should be allowed two kills a year no questions asked
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just overheard a guy in target say “please don’t call me a worm and hang up on me again” to someone on the phone
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open for a surprise
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“i do not own my home; i have a mortgage” is sincerely so funny that it makes me want to save this site
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im too scared to see Pet Sematary I think but I would like to say I support how handsome and big that cat is
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“my hate name” referring to “eve fartlow” is so funny it’s transcendent
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8 months of this shit and you dimwits still can’t figure out that you should be blaming governments and leaders instead of geographical residents for case spikes
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wow almost like if stars with better screening and ample testing can get it this easily, so can every person forced to work at Starbucks! almost like none of us should be working right now
UPDATE: Robert Pattison has tested positive for Covid-19, causing filming of The Batman to be halted just days after the superhero drama resumed work
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big shout out to the guy who just airdropped a dick pic to everyone on this plane. Mikey your name is assigned to your seat dude
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once again my theory that theater kids should not have rights is proven correct
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opening up twitter wasn’t how i expected to learn i’d lost my job today, but that’s how that goes, i guess
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just asked a guy in a bar how often he gets told he looks like Jai Courtney and he said “well that’s me, so”
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full offense but this is the most mid to late twenties ass thing possible
everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30
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yesterday while knocking doors we had a guy open the door for us and when i asked him if he knew who he was voting for he said “well my wife said we’re voting for bernie, so bernie”
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It's Iowa 🍆COCKus🍆 day!! You know what that means👀😏!! Make sure you show up for the 😳HEAD😜 count and get the most HEAD🤤👀😏 for your 💦🍆canDICKdate🍆💦!! If you get enough 👅SUCKport👅 you might just cross the 🍑RIDEability🍑 threshold!! If you really 😈DOMINATE😈 the com
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holy shit just defund the police you huge simpering weirdos
Hulu has removed an episode of ‘The Golden Girls’ in which characters wear mud face masks. The episode was removed due to concerns over racism.
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fred willard was so beloved that he got caught jacking off in public and the universal response was “SO? LET HIM”
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hand sanitizer is in the back to school section at target how fucking grim
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will happily repeat what everyone else is saying: if these protestors were anyone but white conservatives we'd have already watched all of them be killed
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genuinely funny to me how many business models are “lean cuisine but we mail it to you”
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tough day for Gaylors, but I believe in their ability to continue to refuse to listen to actual queer music
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the choice to show Ken Jeong disgusted and walking off The Masked Singer is very intentional. it’s how the show can have its cake and eat it too- by creating the scenario of disgust and then distancing itself from its own programming decisions
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This is the socialist cat, retweet and the money will be distributed evenly among the people
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it is actually okay to not comment when you don’t know what you’re talking about
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really angry that we were on the edge of our seats in the first place tbh
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insanely funny. it’s like they found the bad kind of WWII memorabilia in his house
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apologies but I’m not going to purposely burn my 6 month old cat
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these are all definitely words that are next to each other but I am having trouble parsing it as a whole sentence
Listen to Pitbull's take on Toto's 'Africa' from Aquaman soundtrack
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i just wanna say thank you to the Ariana Grande fan who emailed me informing me I’m poor. you’re correct
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this has been the recommendation since at least 1997
The CDC says that you shouldn’t even be allowed to sit in the front until youre 13. This is some whacky nanny state shit!
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as a feminist, as an ANNOYING ONE, the presidency isn’t a marvel movie cast list. it’s not going “oh that’s nice, we own similar sweaters” it’s enacting the best policies for everyone. oh my god
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Listen I love the Martin Short celebration we’re doing today and he is hysterical, absolutely a legend, but this simply isn’t true. The best one is Gene Parmesean
Uncle Jack might by the best one off character on Arrested Development. Martin Short is a legend, top 5 funniest person to be put in front of a camera.
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keep thinking about Colleen Balinger rehearsing the ukelele cancelation song before she did the video and stopping and going “sharp. I’m sharp”
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