
stacy
@stacycay
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Hi I’m Stacy Cay I’m an illegally female comedian from the south. Touring in June- NYC, CHI, Omaha, KC, and Denver.
Joined July 2022
The “legal loophole” is just sentencing a guy convicted of 34 felonies to prison like they do with literally everyone else.
New York State has found a legal loophole that would force Trump to serve his prison sentence for the entire 4 years of his Presidency. -Keep in mind Trump is sentenced on Nov.26, that is before he’s sworn into office and even then cannot be pardoned from a state case.
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We’re gonna have to Nuremberg this entire social media team in a few years aren’t we.
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@mikitaisbased Literally yes. Fungus spores are literally everywhere and they can activate whenever the conditions are right. They’re everywhere in the dirt and they create networks and shit. This stuff is wild. There’s an argument to be made that the earth belongs to fungus, we’re just here.
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The president of the United States is threatening to shut down the hospitals in Maine until they kick the two trans girls playing sports in Maine off their team.
🔥 President Trump calls Maine Gov. Janet Mills (D) out to her face over her refusal to comply with the executive order keeping men out of women's sports:. "You better do it — because you're not going to get any federal funding at all if you don't."
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Never in the history of the world has someone ever gained so much out of tying for 5th place.
Three years ago to the day I raced and tied a man at the DI NCAA Championships in the 200 freestyle. Today, the Trump administration paused $175M in federal funding to University Pennsylvania for this reason. Serendipitous.
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My family cut me off years ago because I came out as transgender. They made public Facebook posts to inform everyone they knew and read a formal statement in front of the church that I was dead to them. I think that’s probably worse.
Not once have I seen a Republican brag about how they’re cutting off their Democratic friends and family.
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Rolling up to the White House to cheer on the president destroying the agency that makes sure kids in wheelchairs have equal access to education is wild.
At the White House right now. Headed to see President @realDonaldTrump return control of education back to the states—where it belongs.
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After a decade of misunderstanding pronouns, conservatives have moved on to adjectives.
If transgender women are women, what is the word "transgender" there for?. My wife is a woman and she doesn’t call herself "transgender". My mom is a woman and she doesn’t call herself "transgender". My female relatives are women, and they don't call themselves "transgender".
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We should’ve Pokémon gone to the polls.
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I don’t think arguing that ��trans women have an unfair advantage in chess because cis women are dumb” is the feminist stance you think it is.
Of course I do. I worked alongside leadership within to make sure of it. Women's opportunities are meant for women, full stop. Men shouldn't be in women's category in chess, pool, or any sport. Why even have women's category in the first place if men can play wherever they want?.
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Just fyi Ukraine has been out of ammunition for months because we’ve stopped sending them aid, and they’ve lost substantial ground and are organizing a mass retreat because they’re outgunned. Also, Russia has killed over half a million Ukrainians. But sure, they’re “rich”.
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