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@TheFigen_
The Figen
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Baby goat falls asleep when its hair is combed. 🤗🤗
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@ratboyjames
james moss
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one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel
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@aziz0nomics
John Aziz
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We are all connected to the wider society economically, socially, and legally, so if the wider society goes insane and starts to propagate nonsensical things, we still pay the consequences in one way or another.
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@KellyScaletta
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦
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I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
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The reason Jews are so successful in every field is that, unlike other people, they do not blame the Jews for every problem they have.
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@Wurmserscribit
David Wurmser
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Actually, israel has every right. Under international law, this territory is still governed by the terms of the League of Nations Mandate, written into the charter of the United Nations Article 80 and thus enshrined in the ratification of that charter by every UN member.
@clashreport
Clash Report
2 months
Italy's Meloni: We believe Israel has no right to prevent a future Palestinian state or build new West Bank settlements. Recognition of Palestine needs two preconditions: release of all Israeli hostages and Hamas’s renunciation of any role in Palestine’s government.
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@MeachamDr
Meacham
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Just got to my desk at Antifa. I can’t believe Karen in HR scheduled the mandatory Molotov cocktail safety training today. Nobody feels like that shit on a Friday.
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@Astro_Panditji_
Researcher of Astrology
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@jaredpretender your path to wealth is paved with intelligence, wise investments, and abundant opportunities. Harness your talents, make smart financial moves, and wealth will follow.
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@petersavodnik
Peter Savodnik
2 months
Obviously not genocide because they can't be blamed on Jews.
@Jonathan_Elk
Jonathan Elkhoury- جوناثان الخوري
2 months
If 60,000 in Gaza is genocide Then what do you call the 500,000 in Syria Or the ~600,000 in Yemen?
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@msmarysopinions
mary ᥫ᭡
2 months
I'm a nurse who works in "Amish Country". The Amish are not healthier than the average person-in fact, their kids get a lot sicker a lot more often bc they have no vaccines. If they have "no autism" it's bc they don't get diagnosed, not bc they have some magical no-Tylenol life.
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@isaiahrmartin
Isaiah Martin
2 months
On behalf of the United States of America, I would like to apologize to the world for the moron we’ve sent to address the United Nations!
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@adgirlMM
MM 
2 months
Trump began his political career on an escalator in 2015. Today the escalators fought back.
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@nikicaga
Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
2 months
I love how the week of propaganda just didn't really change much
@USA_Polling
Polling USA
2 months
Charlie Kirk Net Favorables: All: +1% GOP: +69% Ind: -11% Dem: -60% YouGov / Sept 22, 2025
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@sharghzadeh
شرق‌زده sharghzadeh
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Democrat house / Republican house
@aaron_lubeck
Aaron Lubeck
2 months
WE ARE DOING IT WRONG! 1920 vs 2020
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@demsocsean
Sean
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Jimmy Kimmel is more popular than Charlie Kirk. A total cultural victory.
@PollTracker2024
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
2 months
Favorables (RV) Jimmy Kimmel (47/39 favorable) Donald Trump (56/42 unfavorable) Charlie Kirk (40/38 favorable) Nicolás Maduro (40/7 unfavorable) Benjamin Netanyahu (45/30 unfavorable)
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@ElizabethHolmes
Elizabeth Holmes
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@bmherring83 I would prefer to take the flea ridden pizza from pizza rat than eat either of those options.
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@MichaelCGlasper
Michael Glasper
2 months
Elon Musk in his "What would Orwell think?" t-shirt. He'd think you're a cunt, mate.
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@VerminusM
Uri Kurlianchik
2 months
It's important to remember that not everyone in Gaza is Hamas. Some are Islamic Jihad.
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@spooked75
AnthroVet50
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I have spent the last 3 days painfully sitting through Charlie Kirk debates. Here are my conclusions: He was a political grifter pandering to his MAGA base for personal and monetary gain. He purposely chose divisive topics to maintain relavence. His videos were manipulated,
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