Luke Mones
@LukeMones
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when your girlfriend runs into her friend and you’re stuck with the other boyfriend
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the FBI let us have one day of Wemby before the NBA is destroyed forever
VICTOR WEMBANYAMA TONIGHT: 40 POINTS 15 REBOUNDS 3 BLOCKS 77.4% TS% THE LEAGUE IS REALLY IN TROUBLE
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gulp!
If Terry Rozier is being investigated Chauncey Billups needs to be as well. Deni Avdija has played 35, 39, 34, 38 and 38 minutes in 5 of his last 6, in the other he played 26 which was also conveniently against the Magic. Billups clearly deciding to bet the under on him v Orlando
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Hey we now live in the V for Vendetta universe but at least inflation is worse and insulin is really expensive now
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Want to know a Dennis Haysbert Fun Fact? I am a certified Deep Sea Diver. Pretty cool, right?
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wow micah parsons just bought 3 tickets to see @lukemones tomorrow 👀 👀 👀
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would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room
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Hunter Biden breaks down the difference between crack & cocaine and why crack is so addictive
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Come for the STD test, stay for the everything bagel flavored hummus
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Very sad but i can’t believe he didn’t die jumping from space
Felix Baumgartner, the Red Bull athlete who jumped from the stratosphere in 2012, has tragically died in a paragliding accident in Italy
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my dog and I have an arrangement: I put my fingers in her mouth and jiggle her face, and uh yeah thats it
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