The Hoarse Whisperer
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*I didn’t pay for that damn checkmark* “A Twitter rando” - Rolling Stone mag. Possible CIA operative according to OAN. Writer. Photographer. Father.
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Just so I can keep these altogether in one place and pin them for whomever might care.
My personal backstory:
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Last week, I asked if my back story was something people were interested in reading about.
The answer was a fairly overwhelming ‘yes’ so now I suppose I owe it to you to make good.
To be honest, I’ve struggled with this, so this may be a bumpy ride.
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I’d much rather live next door to someone who crossed a desert to become an American than an American who wouldn’t cross the street to help a foreigner.
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Your father has cheated on every one of his wives including your mother.
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Ronald Reagan was surrounded by Secret Service agents when he was shot.
I guess they just needed a few armed math teachers.
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“I’ll vote for a Democrat when hell freezes over.” — Texas Republicans
“Deal.” — Mother Nature
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Went into Starbucks this morning. Paid for my order.
Barista: “Merry... umm...”
Me: “You don’t have to be afraid anymore... Because of Trump, you can say it now.”
Barista: (relieved) “Merry Impeachmas!”
And then everyone clapped.
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I believe something happened to him. I just think he’s confused about who did it. It could have been anyone.
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ABC didn’t fire Roseanne for being a racist.
She was always a racist.
ABC fired her because she wouldn’t keep her racism just below the surface where ABC could profit from it.
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People defending the 2nd amendment seem awfully scared of teenagers armed only with the 1st amendment.
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Suddenly, police are pretty opposed to people profiling a whole group based on the crimes of a few.
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They’re only finding more boats at the bottom of Lake Travis because they’re testing more.
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Ya ever stop to think that maybe the reason is so insistent Biden must have cheated is because Trump actually *did* cheat and can’t believe he still lost?
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I don’t think we’re going to see Trump’s healthcare plan, guys.
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I'm old enough to remember when Republicans banned the Dixie Chicks for criticizing America while overseas.
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Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan and Ted Cruz trying to figure out which one of them is going to fight 70-year old Ron Perlman is just hysterical.
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I’m looking forward to the day when I don’t reflexively check my phone right after I wake up to see what stupid thing the President has done overnight.
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All adults should be forced to work retail one Christmas.
It changes a person.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
...or, you could tell her you're taking it to help kids with cancer but then leave a wrapper trail so she can learn how Trump charities work
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CNN commentator just shocked me with a moment of rare media self-awareness.
He basically asked “what does it say about the media that every time Trump yelled some conspiracy nonsense, we did wall to wall coverage of what turned out to be complete bullshit?”
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With the possibility he may have to take over Trump’s activities this weekend, White House aides are frantically teaching Mike Pence how to play golf.
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Show of hands. We’re all comfortable never hearing from Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz again, yes?
Dr. Phil appears on Laura Ingraham and says we don’t shut the country down for automobile deaths, cigarette related deaths, and swimming pool deaths
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Pretty bad time to be a disastrously bad real estate developer with hundreds of millions in debt coming due and your primary source of laundered money currently banned from world banks.
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The man who just retweeted me is a complete fuckopotamus.
He is also the President.
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Completely unrecognizable. I can’t tell if Leo is the woman on the left or the one who looks exactly like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Leonardo DiCaprio unrecognizable in first photos of new Scorsese film
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If we can mail the government our taxes, we can mail them our ballots.
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If the situation had been reversed, Donald Trump would have said Biden should drop out of the race by now.
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Taylor Swift has 87.3 million followers on Twitter - the exact same number as Trump.
This is the first campaign ad she has ever given permission to use her music.
#onlytheyoung
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I will not watch any network that hires seniors members of Trump’s administration.
Who else is onboard with boycotting and media outlet which hires Trump’s co-conspirators?
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Failing to prosecute Trump after he leaves office would be as much an assault on the rule of law as his crimes were.
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This Trump-Pelosi-Schumer argument demonstrates exactly why Republicans hate Nancy Pelosi with a passion.
She is utterly tenacious, unyielding, unflappable and CANNOT be bullied.
Her non-reactivity is also a narcissist’s worst nightmare. It strips them of all power.
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If we flip the senate, Trump will never appoint another Supreme Court Justice no matter what happens in the presidential election.
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All Disney would need to do to destroy Ron De Santis is announce that due to the current climate in Florida they will be reviewing whether to continue operations in the state with a decision by early next year.
Zero chance De Santis wins re-election if it risks Disney leaving.
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Going on a week now since Ivanka or Jared has been seen in public, no?
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The brain-trust of Chris Christie, Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump came up with a debate strategy that basically centered on reminding women watching of abusive men they dated or married.
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Raise your hand if there is someone in your immediate circle of friends and family who would be extremely vulnerable if exposed to COVID-19 due to existing health challenges.
I have three off the top of my head.
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Secret Service agents agree to take a bullet *for* the President not *from* the President.
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@johncardillo
I bet you thought this tweet said more about Biden than it said about you, didn’t you?
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I spoke with a senior scientist from the team that developed one of the COVID vaccines.
They worked 18-hour days, 7 days a week, through weekends and holidays, for nearly a year.
A former president who rejected science deserves absolutely none of the credit owed to scientists.
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Donald Trump is looking to ban e-cigs because killing children is what guns are for.
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Today, Joe Biden will play his 0th round of golf in his first 53 days in office.
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Note: Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a personal account.
It is:
@SarahHuckabee
She used the federal government’s account for the Press Secretary (
@PressSec
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Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for
@POTUS
and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so
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So much art this morning.
James Corden deserves a Grammy in the political mockery category.
Had my lighter in the air by the end.
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Donald Trump has declared bankruptcy six times.
If you take out a loan, you pay it back.
Period.
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Trump is entirely dependent on Fox News to maintain his grip on his base.
Strip Trump of his propaganda outlet and he no longer has a vehicle to perpetuate his daily lying.
It’s time to aggressively boycott everything associated with Fox News.
Every show. Every advertiser.
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@JennaEllisEsq
Jenna, if there is ever a war on thought, I assure you, you won’t be drafted.
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A group of people ignore a beloved woman’s dying wish and rush to take advantage of her death.
They hold an event to announce their corrupt plan...
...and then one by one they start falling ill.
Gotta admit, it’s all very Stephen King.
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Michelle Obama’s speech is so good, I can’t wait to hear it again with a Slovenian accent next week at the RNC.
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Trump: “They booed me at the Nationals game. I bet they’ll love me at the UFC fights though...”
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A lot of people are going to hate this and immediately reject it but hear me out.
The biggest mistake Democrats have made for years and years is being too nice.
We have cared far too much about politeness and decorum. We have treated a bloodsport like it was a bridge game.
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Trump could eat a live baby on national TV and Republicans would defend him.
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A year ago, we were shocked kids were being taken from their parents.
We are no longer shocked by that.
Today, we are shocked by how these kids are being treated.
A year from now we won’t be.
This is how societies slide toward atrocities and genocides.
Shock. Adjust. Shock.
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So far, flu deaths are down 99% this flu season.
Maybe we will someday unmask the reason for that.
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My mother lives in a county with a population larger than the entire state of Wyoming.
Her activist group has sent hand-addressed vote-by-mail applications to every single inactive registered Democrat in the county.
That's my mom.
p.s. feel free to wish her a happy bday.
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Congressional Democrats:
Subpoena every member of William Barr’s staff.
When the first refuses to show up, cite them for contempt and have them arrested.
This is Barr’s last career stop. Target the people who have futures to consider.
Cut off his legs and work your way up.
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I guarantee you, when Trump committed to attending tonight’s World Series game:
1) He knew the Al Baghdadi raid was happening; and
2) He thought he’d be greeted as a hero
He showed up for what he thought would be worshipful applause.
Sorry, pal.
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Note to media folks:
Stop asking prominent white men how they feel about civility.
White men aren't the ones being locked up in cages, abused by bigots, or shot by police.
Stop climbing to the very top of the privilege totem to ask the unaffected how the affected should behave
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Conservatives are very upset about a private business refusing them service.
In the spirit of unity, I baked them a cake.
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Seven years ago, a brave & composed 19-year old named Zach Wahls stood up in front of the Iowa legislature and delivered a speech about growing up with two mothers in a lesbian household.
Tonight, Zach Wahls won his primary for an Iowa state house seat!
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And Luke Bryan just got crossed off the playlist.
DeSantis just walked out on stage at Luke Bryan. It’s deafening in here.
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Why does he always sit like he’s trying to lay an egg?
Trump had a stack of campaign hats next to him in the Oval Office today as he was talking to reporters.
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Take the time to watch the videos in this thread in order.
It’ll be worth it.
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Good news for economy class air travelers:
When boarding, if you see an empty seat in first class, you can now take it because, according to a Supreme Court justice, if it’s empty, it’s free.
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This is the only true cranberry sauce.
I won’t be taking questions at this time.
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Someday, historians will look back at the last two weeks and recognize that Biden and American intelligence outing Putin’s plans to fabricate a cause of war was a major historic domino.
It led to Putin’s unhinged rant about restoring imperialist Soviet Russia…
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Just so ya know, Nancy Pelosi just put on a clinic in how to deal with someone with narcissistic personality disorder.
Flat, unemotional, fact-based responses. Refusing to be baited. Staying on message without being distracted by nonsense.
That was a “managing an NPD” clinic.
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Trump, who insists he is a billionaire, has not donated one penny to COVID-19 relief.
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Texas green energy providers:
Sue Fox News. Announce intentions to sue today. Do it.
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Koko could also demonstrate empathy.
Koko the gorilla passed the same cognitive tests Trump’s been bragging about, except using sign language.
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It should be illegal for federal employees to profit from books about crimes they didn’t report.
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“He brought back one person... and it was his son. So it was biased.”
OMG, this dude does a dead-on Trump.
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I fear Trump may never share with us his very excellent healthcare plan now.
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If you had “Republicans elect a dead pimp” in your 2018 office pool, things are looking good for you.
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Years ago, my mother and stepfather hosted an exchange student from China.
After not having heard from the student in years, she called my mom today.
Called to see if she was okay and ask if she could send her masks.
There’s no shortage of masks in China.
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Chuck Woolery blocked me for saying he looks like an old catcher’s mitt and is about as bright as one.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has no legislative power.
Now let’s take away her megaphone by not amplifying anything she says.
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Susan Collins didn’t just vote for Kavanaugh; she called a press conference to taunt other women with her vote.
May she never, ever live that down.
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I hate this piece of shit with the fire of a thousand suns.
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Andrew Yang says Trump Admin officials should be free from prosecution for crimes after they leave office.
Boy, bye.
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Trump is gone. Ivanka and Jared are gone. Stephen Miller is gone. Pompeo is gone. Mnuchin is gone. Kayleigh is gone. Kellyanne is gone. Betsy DeVos is gone.
Joe Biden is President. Kamala Harris is Vice President.
All of those terrible days. We survived them.
Here’s to us. 🥂
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Fun-fact: Jeanine Pirro's husband went to jail for tax fraud. His 66-count indictment derailed her plan to run against Hillary for NY Senate
Fox News calls on Hillary Clinton to be jailed.
"It's time to shut it down, turn the tables and lock her up."
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Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Merrick Garland.
Do it.
Senators could demand millions of pages of records from Brett Kavanaugh’s time in the Bush White House – and grind the SCOTUS confirmation process to a crawl (1/5)
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That lady who just cut funding for the Special Olympics lives here.
I'm kidding. Betsy DeVos doesn't LIVE here. She visits sometimes though. This is her summer place.
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Nine states representing 1/3 of the country’s entire economy just formed two regional partnerships to manage the eventual reopening of their states.
Trump’s leadership vacuum is being filled by competent, responsible governors.
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I’ll never forget the scandalous email Hillary sent to Huma Abedin asking “Should we be bad? Should we get a creme brûlée?”
Thank god we dodged THAT bullet.
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If you’re a blue dot in a red state, I see you and appreciate you.
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Whenever I see videos like this, I think “Here is a person who has never experienced a real problem in their life.”
Karen wore a mask for 45 minutes and now she's crying because she can't see strangers' faces or hold their babies.
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Attention, good people.
I *NEVER* ask for retweets but I’m asking now.
We NEED to find people who worked with Mark Judge at Safeway in the early 1980’s.
Their knowledge can help corroborate Dr. Blasey Ford’s account.
Let’s find them together.
Share widely, if you will.
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I assume I’m not the only one who wakes up around 3 am and checks to see if President Zelensky has made it through another night.
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