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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
28 days
I’m trying to get on disability benefits, but that’s a long haul and i’m worried that my condition will keep worsening as I wait. the days where the pain is persistent keep increasing and i’m really desperate for relief and i want to live. please help.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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this one is also banger
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@_oh_Shit___
Jameel 🇵🇸
1 year
thinking about this bit from the Onion again
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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this is without a doubt one of the funniest things someone has done on this site, and it’s entirely not for the reasons they think it’s funny.
@VentrCapitalist
Blokhin’s strongest soldier
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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If you have trans loved ones, and you’ve ever struggled with finding them the perfect gift, consider getting them a gun.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@emmabeforenone the first thing i would suggest is that you encourage him to have agency. that no matter what he can say no when his friends, or his dad, or relatives, or pastor say or try to make him do something he's uncomfortable with and you'll back him up.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
10 months
@AndromedaPip the fuck’s a ”wordcel”?
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
@FreeRosedark @Bernhar78253434 sounds like a you problem, stop projecting it onto everyone else.
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@ChaosIsMel it just keeps happening!
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
11 months
@dieworkwear he really went
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
i have accidentally accessed the place that mortal beings were not meant to see
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@SamMongoose
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@FoldableHuman how did you access Ted Nugent’s reddit acc?
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
there is no way to express my anger that would not read as a manifesto for ceaseless violence. i pray this nation burns forever until even the ashes are gone. RIP Eden.
@CYBERANGELFAERY
eden knight O_o
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Final Message Read:
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
@timgill924 so we can give up on mathematics too then, right?
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
i’m going to spend the rest of my life believing that the english have a symbiotic relationship with trichinella
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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it’s not contradictory that art and literature can be both reactionary and also genuinely remarkable. art is not an inherently radical activity. hating the values present doesn’t diminish their power as artisitic works. that which has moved you to disgust has still moved you.
@MsUngovernable
Nina 🏳️‍🌈🏴🍉
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As an Eastern European godless queer killjoy, left-aligned folks putting respect on Dostoyevsky's name and mentioning him as an example of a great conservative artist for the sake of nuance is such a pet peeve to me. Man was a raging Orthodox christofascist and his reactionary
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
8 months
just to be clear, Yisrael Dovid Weiss (the guy in the video) is someone who has seen fit to rub shoulders with holocaust revisionists in furtherance of his cause. not everyone who hitches their wagon to the Palestinian cause is worth elevating.
@CensoredMen
Censored Men
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🇮🇱🇵🇸 Pro-Palestine Jews explain why they support Palestine. “You’ve cut yourself off from Judaism by affiliating with Zionism.”
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1 year
@johnm_jenks “back when i had a vague conception of marx, i also had a vague conception of anarchy. then i read a lot of authors who all more or less agree with each other & filled my bookshelves with a bunch of literature that confirms what they say. now i proudly defend a cop ideology.”
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 months
oh so you don’t remember how portlanders fucking besieged a federal building because DHS and other federal agents had been sent to blackbag BLM protesters? you just forgot that?
@Penny_J_Thomas
Betsy 🍌🍌
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Y'all did not have this dog energy when Trump was in office.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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the Nakba is literally living memory, not a story, you cumrag. people alive today have documentation for their homes in what is now Israel. it’s their own literal keys to their own literal houses. it couldn’t be more clear what that means. you are the corniest motherfucker alive.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
i have seen this exact video, 20 times now, by 20 different creators. y’all have created a fucking genre.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
@PfpDrawer @EverythingOOC this is the best bad drawing of a bus i’ve ever seen. definitely fridge-worthy.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
9 months
i see. so “done right” apparently means “looks sexually appealing to a typically heterosexual male audience”
@DemonicDgen
DegeneRealist
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There are hundreds of examples of buff women done right in anime. You can still tell they are women.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
4 months
*heavy sigh* once again
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
@NotABigJerk @thatoneguy2440 good at what? enough with this inane moralism, what is this institution good at doing?
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
10 months
@Atreides002 @Goldxn_Violin amphetamines to keep her awake for a back to back filming schedule, barbiturates to put her to sleep at night. from the time she was 13.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
3 years
The USSR literally promoted gardening as a means of preventing mass starvation during the second. The dacha system was created expressly to allow people to produce their own food through gardening. Why is creating food security beyond industrialization controversial?
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
10 months
lol. a spectre is haunting ML twitter.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
3 years
What’s your favorite piece of anarchist theory? I’ll start
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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consider for a moment that it’s not that kids can’t do the work, although that’s a also a perfectly valid reason not to do it, but that they are across the board becoming intolerant of what we are putting them through.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
8 months
can i please have a button that allows me to block every white person?
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
3 years
Ratio by a cervid
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@StraightGaySex
𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮𝙆𝙚𝙮𝙖𝙧𝙪
3 years
no you aren’t actually a deer, stfu
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
@fluoridebrain recuperating white supremacy is in fact not a good vibe. pretty rancid tbh. please don’t do it.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@NoodlesTori Putting this on people’s timeline set everything back 20 years.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@TeeExTee god forbid the guy who has consistently taken the piss out of political institutions not be in favor of those political institutions
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
7 months
libs be like “please choose the nicer genocide supporter, he’s not as brazen about being awful as the mean genocide supporter, i promise”
@timjacobwise
Tim Wise
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1/ Some folks are all “fuck Biden he supports genocide,” as if whichever Republican beats him (bc it won’t be Cornel West who does) will be an ally to Palestinians. Some of y’all are so narcissistic you place feeling good about your vote over the impact of your actions…
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
Also if you voted you’re wrong
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
8 months
actually don’t tell us your most right wing beliefs. stop sharing them. there’s nothing interesting in y’all confessing like good little catholics all the ways that you suck.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
9 months
i don’t think you realize just how little this will discourage anyone. we’ll take this and make a mascot out of it without missing a beat. she’s one of us now and she’s iconic.
@GorillaForces
Uncle Ben
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Me: "You will never be a woman." Haters in my replies:
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
3 years
There are actions that are accurately delineated by the word “authoritarian”. Liberatory actions aren’t among them. The absurdity of oppressors calling liberatory acts “authoritarian” only renders the word meaningless if you accept the legitimacy of their hegemony over language.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
10 months
@MostlyPeacefull working class grievances like how the Jew did both 9/11 and Jan 6th, there’s a secret child trafficking ring led by Joseph Hussein Biden operating out of the local WinnDixie, and people on welfare personally sabotaged my music career. everyday working class concerns, ya know?
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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Bad Empanada is an Aussie gringo living in latam operating under the delusion that he’s Che Guevara. His life is a ratio.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@CreepyOrg the only creepy thing here is how long she was kept in this situation without relief free her
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@Phlegmbuoy really fucking bleak that this is so difficult for people
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
9 months
i agree, communities need agreements about what is appropriate in order to establish trust. therefore, poor communities should form shoplifting squads that illicitly appropriate goods for use by the community.
@PresidentSunday
President Sunday
9 months
Shoplifting is bad. Not because it's stealing—as if the basis of Walmart's ownership of its product is anything other than naked force—but because it contributes to the thinning of the social fabric communities need to act in solidarity against those who take advantage of them.
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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reminder: anarchism is when you kill people
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
@AliceAvizandum i always liked this one the best but i’m not married to the alligator motif tbh.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
i love when people who would’ve snitched on anne frank are polite enough to loudly reveal themselves
@eva_kurilova
Eva Kurilova
2 years
Kinda mad at modern trans and queer activists for working as hard as they possibly can to absolutely obliterate the goodwill that same-sex attracted people non-insane trans-identifying people have built over the last couple of decades, not gonna lie.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
3 years
My latest monstrosity is dedicated to @ab0lishICE
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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you’re kid is putting on a fake smile and pretending to be thriving because you make him fucking miserable. what you have done is an act of extreme cruelty, not a kindness. he deserves better than you.
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@dieworkwear you’re disappointed because it’s a poorly chosen outfit i’m disappointed because he actually is wearing pants we are not the same
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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some people are so online that they’ve never actually seen a woman just at home casually.
@PowowoCat
lea space agency⌬
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Some of y'all...
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@nihilistgf161 your group membership is irrelevant, this is a fascistic premise you are pushing.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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the world is not deserving of reason from the mad people it creates and anti-selfishness is a deeply overrated value. the violence off psychiatry, it only wants to deal with the responsibilities of the last links in the long discursive chain of madness, not the chain itself.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
11 months
good to see that haz has moved on to attempting to groom a new generation of school shooters. that’s really neat.
@jonnysocialism
jønny ⦿⃤🔻 🇵🇸 فلسطين حرة!
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Infrared is now making these "red pill" youtube shorts with game footage targeted at kids. He tells his followers to isolate themselves, and not to have friends. He tells them that sleep makes them weak. The isolation helps facilitate abuse, and ensure he maintains control.
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@TheAntifaTurtle andrew tate accepts gender as a spectrum so there can be more “weak genders” for him to abuse and exploit. pretty simple grift really.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
5 months
unfortunately, y’all have an inferior grade cynicism coursing through your souls, because if you look through the history of human societies, the bar is in fact much, much lower. you simply have too much faith in the inherent goodness of humanity for this to mean much to you.
@vivafalastin
sippin on that 🇵🇸
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i find it genuinely ludicrous that people think it’s heroic to refuse joining an occupying army. is it unfortunately not the norm, and therefore brave? sure. but heroic? good lord, is the bar so low?
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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if you truly think power only moves through some glacial dinosaur of an institution than you are already as good as dead. you deserve optimism much less than the people who see these fucking stodgy halls for what they are.
@constans
constans
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They’re never beating the accusations
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
3 years
The face when you categorically impel yourself head first into minimizing child trafficking.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
i’m transfem. i came to this conclusion recently. so from now on, i will tolerate no he/him or any masculine terms to refer to me. thanks.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
9 months
“compassion” isn’t what made those things happen, it was several generations of radicals who had learned that they couldn’t afford to wait for their oppressors to develop sufficient compassion for them. this belief in the progressive force of history is suicidally naive.
@acewizardnz
Whimsical Wizard🔆🦬
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@catgirl_beckett Civil rights, workers rights, women's rights, children's rights, etc etc and so on. History tends towards more progressive and more fair systems
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
This is not a joke.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
I’ll take things that will make me block you for 500 Alex
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
5 months
if Walter Benjamin is “bad Marxism” then anyone worth their salt should aspire to that mantle. i’ve not encountered a single “good Marxist” who could set alight as powerful a flame as he.
@vampireontitus
laszlo
5 months
Low key beyond a few essays do not get the Walter Benjamin thing. 90% of it is bad Marxism, hopelessly vague, or just not true.
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
Hot take: I don’t a fuck what the USSR was. It’s dead. Move the fuck on.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@emmabeforenone yeah, being adversarial won't work. i wouldn't say to should be shy about sharing your feelins or views with him. obviously that has to balance with emphasizing it not an attack. overall i'd stress continuing to be present and a positive influence and hope he comes to value—
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
4 months
still crazy to me that there are actual trans people who just up and made this guy’s criteria for which trans people he wants to fuck into a central component of their identity.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
9 months
no. that’s not what happened. bi women weren’t even mentioned. this is orders of magnitude removed from incel shit. not even in the same galaxy.
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@dklmarxist
Marxist Lynchist 🇳🇬🇵🇸
9 months
It’s kinda funny how lesbians on here will just tweet incel stuff about bi women choosing men
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
10 months
people are responding to this as if the suggestion is “make everything into a commuter suburb, keeping building new suburbs, center all social activity in suburbia, never change the social reality that spawned the suburban environment” which is not at all the case
@AllNaz1s
🇵🇸 All 🇵🇸 Nazis 🇵🇸 Are 🇵🇸 Nonces 🇵🇸
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
@Yaenatrice @dasuperbackup @krazeking11 you probably should have stopped at “i wasn’t asked”
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
8 months
i’ve watched through the eyes of my siblings as the control measures in schools have gotten harsher. at the school i went to they lock the bathrooms until the end of the period. during lunch they are fenced into the common area and the exits are guarded by teachers.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
@exiliaex i for one am incensed that the respectable name of the pornographic profession is being tarnished by association with philosophers, the real sickos.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
9 months
oh. so basically you were to cheap to install an A/C that was fit for purpose, they did it themselves, and now they’re taking their air conditioner with them. sucks to suck i guess.
@natfalconi
Natasha Falconi
9 months
Tenant is moving out, I stopped by to pick up the keys. Me: What happened here? Tenant: What happened with what? 🤦🏻‍♀️ #multifamily
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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you people are so excited to be fucking owned by the state and its sad as shit
@ShinjiTheCuban
Shinji 🇨🇺
8 months
Honestly based Albanian government, if the state is paying for their education it's the least they can do.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
Max Stirner circa 1851, colorized
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
@Qara_bihoa @Psilocervine @JUNlPER imagine committing so hard to misogyny that you become a perpetual self-cockblocking machine.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
7 months
crazy that there are anarchists who think Christopher Hitchens, a man who pretty fervently supported the US invading Iraq and Afghanistan, is a role model.
@anarchistart_
Anarchist Art
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
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@CrownOnMyFrown @Fawfulthgreat64 @PinkNews hey there real quick, shut the fuck up until the end of time.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
10 months
if people actually want to know what’s going on here and not just be miserable online to score cool points from strangers here’s the website for this project.
@dogfightin2
Undetached Rabbit Part
10 months
Jesus Christ
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
11 months
@berriesgmd @Weegee0DRONZER why? why can i not be merely as horny as the next cis person?
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
5 months
i do not know this person, i do not wish them any ill will, i DO NOT want anyone to bother them based on what i’m about to say. what i do have to say is, from what i have witnessed so far, many of you trust them unduly, and it’s gonna bite you on ass one day.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
8 months
and this environment, which would already be intolerable without these measures, is what they’re expected to work in. and they’ve learned that adults will only overreact if they lash out directly, so of course they have to rebel more quietly.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
9 months
does not understand that fashion is a system of cultural signifiers deeply entrenched in daily life and worth learning about in its own right. ⬇️ beyond that, fuck you mate, every moment of each individual’s time is “their own time”. mind your fucking own, clock cop.
@ShinjiTheCuban
Shinji 🇨🇺
9 months
@hyttenhoof Do it in your own time, school is for learning not a fashion show.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
7 months
as an actual transfem, and i mean this sincerely, fuck off. i’m not choosing between people actively trying to murder us and the cowards who let it happen. none of them are for us, so unless you plan to do something very illegal to them on our behalf don’t. fucking. speak.
@The_RadicalDino
The RadicalDino
7 months
As the lover of two trans women I simply cannot fathom how many leftist, even American ones simply don't understand the consequences of a Republican victory?! Not voting will never work but giving up your power, as well as voting for a third party in an US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION
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🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
little will convince me that all this “discipline” horseshit i’m seeing isn’t a (barely)stealth reconstruction of the hegemonic “professionalism” discourse
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
4 months
you will note that those apartments buildings on the right are more livable than a pile of rubble
@boom_tentpeg
disgruntled goat
4 months
what gen-z pro-palis think the average israeli home looks like vs what they actually look like
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
10 months
there is no desirable political order
@politunes
*ೃ༄ 𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚 🎀🫧🇺🇸🎨
10 months
Political opinion that’ll make you end up like this go
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
22 days
as a women of culture i simply cannot make a choice. both. 🗼
@NativePreacher_
Seiyefa The Bayelsan
25 days
Which are you picking 5'8 or 6'8?
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
4 months
in a system that alienates people from the product of their labor, the consumer is also alienating from know of production. including food. if the norm is that food is acquired from a grocery store, one will come to make some faulty assumptions about that food’s production.
@b_e_a_n_mom
🫛mowmow beans🫛
4 months
This girl has a lemon tree at her house and she didnt know she could use those lemons to eat
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 years
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
5 months
“you didn’t disclose to me that you’re not a natural redhead before i creampied your bussy, that’s rape!” how y’all fuckers sound
@cnviolations
community notes violating people
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
11 months
it’s always “they’re coming for your kids! they’re coming for your kids” nah fam i’m coming for your parents. by the time i’m done your mom’ll be a he/him lesbian and your dad’ll be begging me to cuck him again. i’m gonna be your new mom. bake me a mother’s day cake bitch.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
9 months
personally, the first person of any gender that ‘hons’ me and comments negatively on my appearance will be summarily punched extremely hard in the tits.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
2 months
show a fat person just existing and suddenly everyone is a fucking physician. like clockwork.
@Laborwaveart
Vladimir Trillyich
2 months
Outfits aside, A true communist party should have an outright ban on obesity in its rank and file. It’s embarrassing and repulsive This person needs help. If they don’t make an immediate course correction, they can expect to shave a full 10 years off of their life expectancy.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
1 year
@merylstreep2003 moving out right when you turn 18 is a rarity that is seen as strange in most places in the world. the places where that’s normal are few. “maturity” is not universal.
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@SamMongoose
🌬Sam(antha), aspiring lesbian housewife
6 months
@IwriteOK i actually wrote this story once, but the thermonuclear exchange was just the background and the actual plot was about a man learning to accept his wife as a polyamorous bisexual
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