angie
@teaxtarot
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Joined March 2017
It's so sad how I'm spending my early 20s dreaming of financial stability like "WOW imagine being able to live in a one bedroom apartment". as if that's not the bare fucking minimum we all deserve.
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If a $7 latte is what will motivate u to get out of the house then it’s not a waste of money.
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My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me.
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Normalize starting essays with “okay so” and ending them with “and yeah”.
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Blowing on dandelions was one of the first manifestation tools we learned.
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I WILL say “first of all” without there even being a second of all.
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I WILL romanticize my morning coffee thank you very much!!!!!!.
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Stop wasting ur 20s complaining about how it’s hard to make friends and start screaming “oh my god I love your bag” from across the street.
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If u think I was born into this world to clock in 5 days a week for the rest of my life ur out of ur fucking mind.
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I deleted his birth chart 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 it’s ok he was an Aquarius anyway 💔💔💔💔.
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When will you realize the problem isn’t their zodiac sign the problem is they are MEN!!!!!!!!!.
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Religious people are like “I don’t manifest. I pray” . but that’s. nvm.
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I love how astrology went from sun sign horoscopes to everyone knowing their entire chart.
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Me: I need a day off to do nothing. Me with a day off to do nothing: I need to do something.
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Libras are like "omg how did u know I'm a Libra" meanwhile they're irritating me.
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If ur man is an Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, or Pisces u should dump him.
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i give st*rbucks 1 more year before they start pumping out zodiac sign frappuccinos.
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Being in ur 20s is getting bored then looking up masters programs abroad.
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I FEEL SO BAD FOR LIBRAS LIKE IMAGINE WANTING A ZODIAC SIGN TATTOO AND UR ONLY OPTION IS SCALES LMAOOOOO.
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Cassie fucks her friends bf and gets slapped. Elliot fucks his friends gf and plays a 2 hour song.
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My life isn’t perfect but at least I’m not a Scorpio with a Scorpion tattoo.
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ITS ARIES SEASON????? If u see me fighting someone please mind ur business!.
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A tiktok tarot reader will look u in the eye holding the 3 of swords and tell u love is on the way.
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Intuition will really make u look like a bitch sometimes. I don’t have a reason for not liking somebody. I just KNOW!!!.
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Men are truly terrified of women who are upfront about what they want it’s hilarious.
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People think spirituality is just buying crystals and reading tarot but it’s actually cleaning ur house and talking to urself.
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I don’t want to date a man who knows anything about astrology. I need to be able to say something as simple as “the moon is in Libra” and he looks at me like I’m an all-knowing witch.
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“MeMeS aRe rUiNinG aStRoLoGY” how many people knew their sun, moon AND rising 10 years ago?? Exactly.
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Tarot is funny because you know it works but for some reason you’re shocked every time it comes true.
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What they don’t tell u about ur 20s is that one day u turn 23 and suddenly ur buying self help books.
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Earth signs don’t tell u what’s wrong they just clean the house for a week straight.
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If ur into astrology now it means u cheated ur way thru math in high school.
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Of course the Leo full moon would be one of the prettiest moons I’ve ever seen lol . .
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How did 2015 beauty influencer culture get us to all wear makeup like that? Why did I own 6 palettes? Why did I think it was normal to have ikea dressers full of makeup? And now don’t even wear makeup….
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I asked a guy on tinder if he’s a Virgo and he said “I’m not but I have some in my chart” … you know too much for my liking.
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Nobody told me ur 20s is just making the same 3 pasta recipes over and over again.
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Water signs don’t communicate they just post songs on their Instagram story.
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I’m paying thousands of dollars in tuition I have the right to know my professors zodiac signs.
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Scorpios are not the ones u need to be scared of. it’s the Virgos.
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ur quality of life goes up by 100000% when u turn off ur notifications.
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Air signs will call u everyday for 2 hours then disappear for a year.
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Virgos will say they have high standards then date someone who dresses like Adam sandler.
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Being burnt out is actually one of the worst feelings in the world.
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Astrology is REAL!!! Notice how every man u hate has a sun sign??????.
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I hate those phases where you only ever attract one zodiac sign . like I can’t handle another virgo.
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Virgos act like they have high standards then u see who they’re dating and it’s a train wreck and a half.
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Everyone always says leos have a big ego but have u ever met a Capricorn?.
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Me at the slightest inconvenience: “what the fuck sign is the moon in rn?”.
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It’s Pisces season so if u see me staring at a wall please let me be.
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If you ACTUALLY use planners for the whole year please tell me ur sign.
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The BEST zodiac signs .Fire: Scorpio.Earth: Saggittarius .Air: Aries.Water: Aquarius.
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Living with a Virgo is both a blessing and a curse because yes the house will be clean but at what cost.
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When u see rejection as redirection life gets a little bit easier.
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I’m asking him what his zodiac sign is as if I didn’t find his Facebook a week ago.
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Capricorn culture is watching a sad movie alone to release built up emotions 👍🏻.
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Ur telling me EVERY WEEK I have to WORK??????????? For the rest of my LIFE?????????? And for WHAT!!!.
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