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Alcohol, dirty malls, Pensacola, Florida bars

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Americans: Lucy Letby is obviously innocent, the UK justice system is insane, I would *never* go there America:
@billybinion
Billy Binion
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This story has my stomach doing somersaults. A guy called the cops to report his dad missing. So they interrogated him for 17 hours, withheld his meds & threatened to KILL HIS DOG if he didn’t confess to killing his father. So he did confess. Turns out his dad was alive & well.
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@_teecarts Shag her granddad
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@jeds0808 @The_Write_Type He does look deep undercover to be fair
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@HeWhoSmoketh lol. He’s not gonna get his assistant to ask you out on his behalf bro
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Quite fitting, as you do all belong in a hospital
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I realise I’ve not mentioned the blankets. At the beginning of The Queue (about a thousand years ago) we were all given light blue blankets to keep us warm. When worn on mass they give off almost a post-apocalyptic vibe, as if there’s been a mass escape from a hospital.
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@BernieTranders Keir not willing to rule out he’d do the same 🤷🏻‍♂️ Hopefully there’s a future where trans men and trans women are left alone and not used as a political football
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@cookingstats @bencsmoke Working hard doing what lol
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@suewrite I’m not saying she is. It’s ok.
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@michaeljswalker If I did not want my wife's memory to be used as a political football, I would simply not use my wife's memory as a political football
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@Channel4News Correct Suella, they’re full of people who hate seeing innocent children get blown up
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@plsitsnotme Take home pay has increased by 9.5k a year there. What’s the issue?
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@JoeStephenson96 Difference between middle class in the north & middle class in London blows my mind. I see myself as being from a middle class family (went to local comp, but parents didn’t do working class jobs) - in London middle class means fee paying school & 2nd home in south of France
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@NetflixUK @rickygervais Cheers for the heads up, that will make it easier to avoid
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@Tierneyshayla Tbf, that’s not really the point I’m trying to make
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@tiffusss @MrPostsGood Get on the live chat and they’ll refund the lot. It’s an absolute pisstake that you even need to do that and they’re obviously banking on the fact that a lot of people won’t
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Some timeline
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@imgrandsure What a game it is too. Like Worms but 3D
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@andreajenkyns Andrea, I’ll level with you. I’m really scared
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@Gustyweather Here is the pulse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Here is your finger, far from the pulse
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@adb0wen Only another 10 years and you’ll be old enough to vote yourself
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@CM2408 @lizziedearden no, it's the fault of the tories and everyone who voted for them when something better was on offer
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@JoeStephenson96 I was worried I’d imagined it, but alas, no
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@edward_w97 lol, never crossed the line that has it
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@BBCNews If I was a doctor I’d probably try and look a little bit less like Shipman but that’s just me
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@Peter_Shilton @ScottySkyBlue1 if you loved your country so much you’d have thought you *might* have bothered jumping against the little fella in Mexico
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@drkatedonovan @RoyalFamily This, but without the respect
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@langho Jesus. Might make a man from Chorley reacts to 9/11
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@Janekelly25 You know you get to choose your profile picture right?
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@Herring1967 Yep (No aviation knowledge just a blind faith in the Die Hard cinematic universe)
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@Antisocialsoc19 Ever used google before? Yeah, easy innit
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@jamiealanhayes I’d rather my tax pounds went to treating this kid than Hancocks’ mates sham PPE companies. But that’s just me, a normal person, as opposed to a massive bald prick 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@CswMatty Just a guess but I reckon you’ve never seen a woman naked
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@jamesrbuk Oh no, the weird ugly cunt who is constantly wrong about *everything* thinks I’m a terrible person
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@Roemeister86 @derbygooner10 lol does it fuck ya clown. Doubt there’s a person alive who’s seen their own club at all 92 grounds.
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@serenabarksing Someone who’s cold and horrible came across as cold and horrible. Well quelle surprise
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@hadar_lit You don’t come out of this well.
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Heard a couple of people say “Manny” recently (meaning Manchester obviously), and let’s just cut that out shall we
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@RonJichardson Still though Jon. They were both as bad as each other weren’t they????
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@TheFreds The bald agenda
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@FreddyQuinne 1) don’t take a baby to a comedy gig 2) the comedian in his right asking her to take crying baby outside 3) men in crowd shouldn’t be shouting at her to get out and comic could have handled that better (taking that text as gospel) The end
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@lmharpin @itvnews @johnirvineitv Ooooh I wonder what their findings will be
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@marknelsoncomic How long this been in the drafts?
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@JosieLong The people most vocal about how bad the tories are, are people who spent 2019 saying “they’re both as bad as each other” and I can’t put into words how close to insanity it puts me
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@nobodytoknow @fesshole 🙋🏻‍♂️ 34 next week here. Still happy to pay my share of tax to provide public services for all and a helping hand to those who need it more than me. That won’t be changing anytime soon. Just need people who can afford it even more than I can to pay their fair share too.
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@thestaveros Here’s a stat: 100% of people think you’re a fucking clown.
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@GordoManchester You were saying… 👀
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@scottygb Literally *everyone* has been affected by cancer. Including those making jokes / finding jokes funny.
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@_andrewkerr_ Literally said this yesterday. The height of sophistication when I was a kid (in the circles I moved in at least). But so many brands have surpassed them now while they’ve stood still, no idea how they exist.
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@davidschneider You were a *lot* less desperate to see the back of the tories than a lot of us buddy
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@gamray Daft bint is a great insult and one of my go to’s - not sure it’s quite warranted here though tbf
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@BBCSport 3 horses died at Aintree. Only one in a race after protestors. What caused the other 2 deaths?
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@Reverend_Makers Terrible finishing
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@PaulBasnett @WritesBright Keir Starmer would say “we understand the government have a tough job on their hands but we would only reduce UC by £15 a week”
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@kftwt @G_mble9 Nice form you got there, would be a shame if anyone uploaded some comedy answers to see if they slip through the net 👀
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@SamBirdyy @JoeStephenson96 Ryan Vintage in the northern quarter used to have rails of old football shirts (plus a few from other sports) - all £10 each. Before the retro shirt craze caught on. I have this bayern shirt from there for a tenner, admittedly bought in about 2006. Just seen it for £125 🙈
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@BritishDean I agree Dean my ol’ pal. Tories came into power in 2010 and country has got shitter and shitter since hasn’t it?
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@CrackingAAces @HCLPokerShow Do people genuinely not understand what he was thinking about?
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@iammightor @Danny_McMoomins Surprised they’ve said “women” rather than “not men” tbf
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@Tierneyshayla Essentially “People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” it’s not about Letby. (FWIW: I think Letby is probably guilty, she was found guilty by a jury who heard a *lot* of evidence. That being said, I’m not an expert, I wasn’t on the jury, and miscarriages of justice exist)
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@Dreamager @Salsafights @I_amMukhtar Bet we could save / make a lot more than £8m if we fucked the royal family off, booted them out their numerous palaces and charged tourists to look round them instead
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@IrkthePurists @WhenIsBirths That might not be remotely fair in terms of the teams picked though? Which is actually fairly important
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@RosalindBeck Sounds like you need to cut back on avocado toast to me Rosie
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@jncgregory Yes, the time is this weekend and the place is anywhere that royalist little slugs are
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@wideawake_media Every time you go for a long drive, I walk somewhere I would have previously driven. Just to cancel out any effect you falsely believe you’re having
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@PolProfSteve It’s actually incredibly annoying to be right when you’re saying “these guys are going to help fucking nobody” Being wrong because this Labour Party turned out to be the radical and progressive government the country needs would be much more preferable.
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@The_Paris_Angel But on the flip side, if you do vote Labour how do you *ever* get something better? If you accept this Labour Party, which is fucking atrocious, that’s the best you’ll ever have. That’s not good enough for me.
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@RedSoledGooner It’s about that but mainly the response to that by other Americans. It’s easily available in the uk by using websites to get round the Geo lock. (I haven’t read it)
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@TonyPhi22783361 @LucyABeaumont If she’s put in danger over this tweet then she’s already in danger
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@Danny_McMoomins Just done my weekend shop 🙌🏻
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@revoltshesaid @FakeHeadteacher Can only assume you’re going to become a teacher after all this is over considering how cushy it sounds?
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@olvrlstr Really don’t seem like it pal.
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@mrianleslie I founded Monster Munch earlier today
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@RalfLittle I can’t see this going overly well
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@playoffbron23_ @fesshole Cheap umbrellas are
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@bp22 I heard it was this guy. Please confirm/deny
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@JoeStephenson96 Paul Sinha on Richard Herrings podcast about 8 years ago: “Shaun is called the dark destroyer because casual racism is still alive and well at ITV & Mark Labbett is called the beast cos he fucks his cousin”
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@jfwduffield Looks like you were let down by your parents too buddy - brought up to be an absolute prick. Either that or you weren’t and they’re ashamed of you? Which is it?
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Adam Crafton *get* football just once challenge
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@JoeStephenson96 I love that this looks like an update from you unless you open the picture fully
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@Nick7076 Not at all. Go for it.
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@richardosman Gareth Thomas is probably my favourite ever contestant
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@Politics_co_uk Don’t let anyone accuse him of not being in touch with the youth of today
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@nejafeja I don’t know what your point is, or what you think mine is 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m not trying to define what middle class is or isn’t. I’m *just* making the observation that lots of people who consider themself middle class have wildly different experiences - which I guess you’ve just backed up
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@RATW_official @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer It was decent but not as good as the normal series
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@gssharon Never been to the uk have you. Keep it that way.
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@Anna_Soubry Stop pretending/thinking/believing you’re any better. You’re not.
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@Steve_Mac112 Sounds like you made some bad life choices then buddy
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