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Writer. Podcaster. Liability. Sexual swear words are those of my employers. she/her

Joined February 2009
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RT @IrisDuane: Someone is going to die and the government and the parliament will have blood on their hands.
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The radio comms clocked the 7 mins of injury time a bit late, so wildy yelled "AND THEY'VE BEATEN MANCHESTER CITY, POSSIBLY".
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You should be able to serve the prison time before you commit the crime, so you can really relax and enjoy it.
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I know it's Saturday night, but I'm doing essential admin, have 3 audible credits, and my brain needs nourishment. So, any book recommendations on medical science, medical history, pharmacology, or funny yet informative books by comedians?. Thanking you kindly.
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🎵Shouting .Garner, Garner, Garner, Garner .Shouting🎵.
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A Premier League team bubbling with creative flare, but defensively frail. You will never guess the manager.
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4 days
You have to say, Jack Grealish is very good at football.
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🎵Because after all .You're my Dewsbury-Hall🎵.
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6 days
But ain't that the way of all social platforms? From Bebo to Tiktok, it's sandcastles all the way down.
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6 days
RT @sensiblehuman96: Base / Superstructure
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6 days
So, yeah. Hi, everyone! I miss you, but this place was corroding my soul.
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6 days
I do miss a lot of my mutuals on here, but the frequent high profile meltdowns, constant low level conflict, and my inability to ignore these elements, makes it difficult.
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6 days
I'm hardly on here these days. Partly it's how objectively unusable EM has made this site, but also that I can't be trusted not to check the accounts of the worst people in the world. Some weird masochistic voyeurism that makes my soul queasy.
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6 days
Unless anyone wants to make a case for the breakfast wrap (with extra hash browns on the side)?.
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6 days
The large veggie breakfast is actually *slightly* too large, but as long as I pace it right we'll get it done 💪.
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6 days
The in-laws are taking us out for a spoons brekkie on Saturday and I'm already fantasising about it.
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6 days
Me too. They tend to be small with higher voices than adults.
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7 days
This is proof Manchester United can beat any team in League Two.
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16 days
I initially found them calling to ask when I can next donate a bit pushy, but it was actually really useful to speak to them about it.
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@SamWhyte
Sam Whyte
16 days
Hey all! I can't donate blood at the moment coz I'm anaemic, so I'm flying the flag instead and reminding you it's a fab thing to do. If you're a fellow A+, A-, or AB- you can also donate platelets!! . You can book here:.
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blood.co.uk
You can book an appointment to give blood as soon as you register as a blood donor, but the next convenient appointment might not be straightaway.
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