This is like one of those eyewitness testimony experiments. I was taking a picture of the police van to tell someone "that'll be what the road closure was about" so completely missed the clergy in the foreground.

Got photobombed by a bishop.

RT @QueerlyAutistic: That lease usually lasts about 3 years, and then they have to give the car back, and Motability sells it on as a very….

Watching with my miracle ted that the Internet found for me

I've said before about missing my dad when I'm watching cricket. Partly because I know a lot less about it. I thought the pitch might liven up a bit today and you're never too old to phone your dad and find out why you're wrong.

Preempting the contractual excuses about Arsenal's conduct. If player contracts stipulate they may continue playing while under investigation for rape, then football has an institutional problem with how it regards sexual violence. Change it.

Had to go and turn the cricket on, didn't I.

RT @allforthanookie: “Ricky Gervais theory” lmao.

She's not even crying because she did a terrible thing, she's crying because she failed to do a terrible thing.

RT @hansmollman: Someone put Fix You by Coldplay over the Rachel Reeves clips.

Since hearing about Klarna for Door Dash, I keep imagining being riddled with regret over a pizza you're yet to pay off.

RT @stlbreadcompany: have fun at work losers

How is my ear this involved with my throat? Ridiculous!.

"Ear, nose and throat" seems a really weird medical speciality, until you get a certain type of sore throat and you're, like, no, fair play. They team up well.

RT @DrFrancesRyan: Pundits are framing the welfare bill chaos as Downing Street’s failure to communicate the moral case for the cuts - but….

RT @cjayanetti: What's playing out in the Commons is utter madness. We don't even know what the new scoring criteria will be when the new….

Wishing Dominic Calvert-Lewin a Very Look Nice in Suits.

Sorry, didn't know the IDF was your boyfriend.

In bits here.

Wealthy landlord blames immigrants for soaring rents. I can't even . it's just too much evil in one place. It's gonna open up some kind of vortex to Hades.