Sam Whyte
@SamWhyte
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Writer. Podcaster. Liability. Sexual swear words are those of my employers. she/her
Joined February 2009
Delete the “Lol” at the end of your text and say what you wanna say with your full chest!
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I hate that we have to rely on informal rules and whisper networks because it's so unusual for these predators to be held accountable.
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I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/jHIZd90bVK
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The big purple foodbank van will be outside the South Stand tomorrow night. Please come and say hello and bring whatever you can, or simply make a donation. Help to prevent families and children being hungry this Christmas 💙🎄💙
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"I Wish It Could be Christmas Every Day" is a great premise for a psychological thriller.
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Click to donate.
A bullet-proof safe room designed to protect kids during a school shooter event.
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Today's the last day you can get a cold without it ruining Christmas. Concentrate, everyone.
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At the execution of Ceaușescu there was definitely centrist at the back tutting " you know it'll be a working class person who interrupts their Christmas to clean that up"
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Can’t believe how well my Rode mic picked up this European Robin’s song so clearly. The park I was in was loud, with traffic & parakeets, but the directional mic did its job. Wasn’t til I got it on my PC that I heard how well it was recorded.
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Ever since we saw Love Actually it's our Christmas Eve tradition to go out and proposition the child bride of a close friend. Excited.
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shadowbanned to hell but I still have the prophecy dodgeball
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He hates Christmas dinner almost as much as he hates films.
Stop what you’re doing immediately and watch this.
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When did this come in?
It’s now illegal in Britain to hold any views other than those of Keir Starmer (or the views he would hold if he had any thoughts or opinions).
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