To help people visualise with a quick mock up starting at Waterloo bridge, with an extremely generous road width and people packed in like sardines to maximise the crowd, this is how long a route you'd need for 2mil people in london. It was a <150k crowd.

A response to Matt Godwin's response to his critics! Firstly, his 'sources' seem to be … himself. I think most academics would agree that using yourself as a primary source is ill-advised. Secondly, I've read some of the paper he's based this around and by the second chart, he

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire

25 years ago 14 year old me knew the picture on the left was an Easter egg, even though Mackintosh never said so. Now, patriots and racists are so thick, makers have to write Easter on the packaging or get accused of 'cancelling Christianity' Boiling water may be hot - twats.

An Israeli entity interceptor missile reportedly fell just meters away, around 80 meters, from Al-Aqsa Mosque. And let's be honest... give it a moment, and they'll probably find a way to claim Iran was behind it… even when the danger quite literally falls from their own sky.

Oh boy! What a headline... Ask yourself: "What am I being asked to believe?" "Who am I being told to blame?" Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on. Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧵 1/21

Take the L. This guy was the best at sex of the lot of you.

Ok, Americans, I am beginning to realise how badly misinformed you are on UK politics so let’s blitz this. 1. There is NO “welfare” in Britain. There are specific allowances and support systems in place for the vulnerable and deprived, but we call this benefits/universal credit.

Hey @TRobinsonNewEra you should tell your Hobbit lookin son to maybe pipe the fuck down or he’ll ruin the grift!!! The apple as you say certainly doesn’t fall far from the cart. A whole family of lying, poncing chav cunts. I wish you both the very worst. 👍🤘👌

When asked if that was a no, you said obviously. Not surprised given your lack of reading ability tbh.

In Scotland we watched Django Unchained and had no idea what the fancy word that was being thrown around meant because we all live in huts and hunt haggis all day

Born and raised in Italy, catholic schools, catholic university… never seen this thing. Not even the pope. Whatever Americans touch becomes a circus.

He's planned this on FA Cup final day so when it gets cancelled due to policing, he can say the government are "silencing" him again Tommy Robinson is a massive fraud, it baffles me people listen to him

@I_amMukhtar Ooo, hang on, so he's migrated to another country to seek asylum and has left his family behind even though they might be in danger? Oh....

@PolitlcsUK It's a policy which has been in place for years. 'HM Government' is used only on things which apply only to England. 'UK Government' is used on things which apply to more than one of the constituent countries, and internationally. June 24 guidance: https://t.co/YeSr51AaYp

I opened a new Twitter account and selected football as the only subject I’m interested in. I followed one account, Fabrizio Romano. This is the For You feed.

Ok, let’s do this🙄 We’ll start with an explainer covering: 🕒What is a 15-minute city 🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford 👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article 🧵 1/25

Farage just called Reform “UKIP”. Says it all.

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What’s interesting about GLP-1’s is they don’t just reduce calorie intake. They reduce alcohol use, drug use, gambling, shopping, virtually all addictive behaviors. Almost as if the obesity itself is caused by *an addiction* to food. But when I say this I get yelled at.

Greenlanders are trolling the US by pretending to be fentanyl addicts.