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The British public is genuinely more angry at Prince Harry marrying a mixed race woman than they are at Prince Andrew literally shagging kids
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Absolutely nobody would care about this if Kasper Schmeichel had tackled Dale Stephens
"It is putting other players in danger..."
Mark Bosnich thinks punishments should be harsher for footballers who inflict a serious injury on an opponent - possibly to be out for the same amount of time as the injured opponent
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Honestly, how many men are considering just shaving their head now, to see what it looks like? Got to be at least 5 million
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Ask someone who has 0 idea who either of these people are “Which one of these men is a convicted paedophile?” And I’d guarantee you that 100% of them would be wrong
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Burnley are going to have All Lives Matter on the back of their shirts
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Best way to punish the clubs, assuming you can’t kick them out the league, is to manipulate their fixtures. Oh you’ve got Barcelona away on Tuesday have you? Unlucky chaps you’re playing Norwich at 8pm on the MNF the night before
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Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
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One of those rare games tonight where the neutral simply cannot lose. All outcomes are funny
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The Queen sat there in an empty 500 room palace with unimaginable riches in her possession but we should be going after Andros Townsend and Billy Sharp👍🏻
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On balance, still the funniest thing that has ever happened in the entire history of this planet
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I mean yeah Man City being horrifically corrupt financially and being owned by a state who literally torture people is bad but have you ever thought about how much worse Liverpool winning the league would be?
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Truly the most bizarre gang on freaks on earth
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This Iwobi v Haaland Player of the Season race could be closer than I thought
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Hope not
Christian Eriksen is 'the heart and heartbeat' of the Denmark side, insists manager Kasper Hjulmand
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WFH last day before Christmas
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That fella at the back with a pair of sondico ankle protector shinnies on his arms 😭
Imagine freaking out over a wrench in a country where this is ok
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NEW: Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are travelling to Balmoral Castle. They were supposed to be doing a charity event in London this evening.
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Imagining Dyche being photographed like this
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Ah well, only the footy innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death
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🚨Dorival Junior accidentally called up the wrong player.
He intended to select Murillo of Nottingham Forest but called Murilo of Palmeiras.
(via;
@globosport
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Walking off the pitch in tears because he got booed by a crowd of about 12 people 😂😂😂
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Seems to me the only truly fair way to resolve the season is to relegate Liverpool
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Sorry but this is blatantly one of the funniest things ever
Growing outrage after a zoo visitor tossed a lit cigarette into an orangutan enclosure, prompting the ape to pick it up and smoke it. More than 1M people signed a petition to shut down the zoo after the incident. The zoo says it regrets that it happened.
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ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS
I’ve been working from home and continuing to lead the government’s response to coronavirus.
Stay at home, protect the NHS, and save lives.
#StayHomeSaveLives
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That’s sad about Jack Charlton. Love how he used to pay for his pints in Ireland with cheques as he knew full well the barman would never cash it but would keep it as a souvenir. Big dog behaviour
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Imagine that fucking geordie scruff walking back onto his coach in a Dinosaur costume 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Well done to Lewis Hamilton for winning the cars. Nobody is arsed. Grow up
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Now that’s a head of hair we can turn grey
Everton have approached Marcelino about potentially appointing him as their new manager if they were to sack Marco Silva. (Source: Candena SER)
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There is genuinely no excuse for having an American in your team at any level of football
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Nice for Mo Salah to get some goals when it doesn’t matter. Unfortunately he’s let his entire country down and is now best mates with a war criminal. Very sad.
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Imagine getting in the dressing room 8-0 down at halftime and Tom Davies is trying to sell you vegan chopsticks
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Why didn’t Courtois just save that? With his big arms? The fucking Sesame Street cunt
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Least fascist Liverpool goalkeeper
🗣 Pepe Reina: "Vinícius? The less you provoke the rival fans and the less you protest to the referee, the more respect you will have from everyone. He's becoming one of the best in the world but I think he must mature in behavior and have more respect for his rivals."
@marca
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"Please ensure Jordan Henderson and Adam Lallana have bedrooms next to each other" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@FA
@WeAreTheFSA
Glad you’ve called off grassroots footy. An under 9’s 7 aside game is basically akin to pissing on her grave. So much respect 👍🏻
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About time Nottingham negotiated with a Union
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚:
#NFFC
are signing forward Taiwo Awoniyi from Union Berlin.
Forest will pay £17.5m to make Awoniyi their first summer signing.
- talkSPORT sources understand
📲 Listen ☞
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Liverpool have played Porto in midweek and Norwich at the weekend every week for the past 15 years
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2 defeats in a week and they’re all there sharing inhalers and coughing all over each other trying to get it null and voided. Sad
Liverpool midfielder Xherdan Shaqiri has tested positive for coronavirus, the Swiss Football Association says.
More:
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Fucking spare me the spiel about Rishi Sunak. He is yet another, piece of shit, vermin Tory bastard who doesn’t care about you. Fuck him
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Being 3-0 down to a League 2 team who are bringing someone off TOWIE on for a 5 minute cameo must be truly demoralising
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Sean Dyche playing two 6”4 strikers up front in a 442 against Arsenal on Super Sunday
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Hands down the worst gang of mings in the entire world
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Taylor’s birthplace gets closer and closer to Old Trafford every time he refs Liverpool. By 2026 it’ll be widely accepted that he was born in Lou Macari’s chippy
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If you’re gonna get beat by Lyon at home at least go down with one of your fans punching their goalie
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The most pathetic nation on the continent. An absolute laughing stock.
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Wanna know who else slipped
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Jarrad Branthwaite and James Tarkowski that is two MONSTROUS centre half performances. Virgil Thee Stallion I hope you brought your notepad👍🏻
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Worst goalkeeping mistake I’ve seen since...*flicks through calendar*...Saturday May 26th 2018
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Well done on suddenly selling out away ends 👏🏼
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Derby next week lad
"Embarrassing. The worst game of my professional career" - James Tarkowski 🔵
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I’ve seen City lose this exact game about 10 times in the past 2 years
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Keysey, I beg you, please, just miss once
"I think Vincent Kompany is taking liberties with Burnley"
Do you agree with
@Richardajkeys
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#beINPL
#TwitterClarets
#BURMUN
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Replace crowd noise with a live feed of Roy Keane in the studio plz. It’s after the watershed, surely no issue
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Trying to think of everywhere I’d rather be than that Jamie Webster gig last night and it’s nestled just below being on the 104th floor of the World Trade Centre at about 8am on 11th September 2001
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Taking a 6 month old baby to a Monday night away game is absolutely insane behaviour lets be honest
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Fucking insane that the footy gets called off isn’t it. As if she was on her death bed whispering in Charles’ ear “for fuck sake don’t you dare let Harrogate v Carlisle go ahead this weekend”
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Me and the lads, 2034, quoting this list, we will be there
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has become the Europa League's all-time top scorer.
He has scored 31 goals in the competition, surpassing Radamel Falcao's tally of 30.
#UEL
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If you’d told me in September, that in March I’d be saying “win our next two games and we go above West Ham”, I would be absolutely terrified of where our season was going
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Knocked out the cup by Mark Hughes on a cold Tuesday night la can only assume I was a paedophile in a past life to deserve this
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Me thinking about the monarchy on a normal day V me realising we might get a bank holiday for the Royal Wedding
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Yes lad, welcome to the BOSS podcast, with my mate Jamie Webster and me, Paddy the Baddy, I’d like to thank our sponsor Supreme CBD, and let’s get into Episode 1: FOREIGNERS
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Imagine how much Ajax must have fucking pissed themselves when we offered £25 million for Davy Klaassen instead of any of their 25 good players
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Reap what you sow you fish bastard
"I’m a staunch supporter of Boris Johnson... Now I’ve supported him, come on Boris - come and support me."
Ironbridge resident Vic Haddock appeals for the PM to visit the flood-hit community in Shropshire.
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That 20 minutes of Eden Hazard’s personal mission to physically twist Jordan Henderson inside out was very, very enjoyable
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Fair play to Barcelona for somehow managing to get ripped off in the Eric Garcia transfer, which cos them £0
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My most toxic trait is having absolutely 0 happiness, but pure resent, for people who win bets like that
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Maybe you should've simply got more points than them in those seasons then
We’re currently on 86 points… man united have won the PL title on less points than that SEVEN times before 😭🤦♂️
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*Donald Trump voice*
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Big Sam ends the season with more trophies than Jurgen Klopp then. Lovely stuff
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