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@hydromerchant
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4 months
DAILY REMINDER THAT DONALD TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT.
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@RRR0BYN I can't stand these types of posts with your kids. He's going to grow up and see his most embarrassing moments preserved publicly forever by his own father.
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@Morbidful You banged hot Russian stewardesses, Mr President. We have you now!. "Yeah it was fucking hot amirite".
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@cryptolyxe Slavery is the level? Fuck you.
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@Tr00peRR @nypost your framing here is disgusting. You use slaughter to describe Mr. Vawter's intent but merely killing to describe what Pettis did. We don't hate journalists enough.
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@magills_ Tell me you didn't live through the 90's.
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@aedison I read a story about Brosnan on a plane in the 90's. A little girl across the aisle saw him and asked her dad if she could talk to him. He said yes, so she leaned over and asked him in a whisper if he was James Bond. He leaned over with a sly grin and whispered back "don't.
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@TheBattlecock Hell of drinking story. "Hey bro I ever tell you about how I got shot in the head".
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@CoachFrost7 Green flags like a mf.
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@kristinforWI Maybe you should have hired Americans.
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@DogRightGirl Private firefighters just sitting around watching paint dry, waiting for the call?.
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@FlorioGina "You were the plan B in case I couldn't get any one better".
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@uncledoomer HE SHALL KNOW YOUR MEMES AS IF BORN TO THEM.
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@9mm_smg It gets fixed when the consequences become evident to even the dumbest among us.
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@Sanilac_J Are you indian?.
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@CaribbeanRythms Man who jack off into cash register soon come into money.
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@Scott_Wiener How do you get Monkeypox, Scott?.
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@kimheller3 No black or Arab person is indigenous to Europe or America.
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@Aristos_Revenge Imagine going to Waffle House and not wanting bacon.
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@lucy_guo @scootykins He wears a brave face. But inside he's dying.
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@jtimsuggs "She was given every opportunity to grovel at our feet and condemn her sins to the Communist Party".
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@PopCrave That's a man with a bunch of plastic shit.
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@rubirosarevival He's in his own kitchen. What did you expect him to wear?.
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@KILLTOPARTY Dental assistant was the first clue.
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@ShriThanedar How about we deport you instead.
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Women are incentivized to mislead you on this subject. This is training you to be a good boy.
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This is making a lot of boys really mad. Clip from my appearance on @triggerpod
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@Babygravy9 You're watching child abuse happen on video.
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@BillKristol Your tweet reads better in the original Yiddish.
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@DelusionPosting How you can tell they have never talked to a woman in real life.
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1 year
@RenOfMen I do business with many Indian people and companies. One of the best people I had for a boss was Indian. But Will is right on everything he says. The world, the real world, isn't a larger version of It's a Small World After All.
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@merissahansen17 Social media is tull of girl bosses, man vs bear, TERF's, 1001 ways to hate men, Daniel Penny is a racist murderer, etc. Only reason I can think of why men don't do anything. Because women have collectively screamed fuck iff to men. Can't have it both ways.
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@m_ballesteross Why do you have the Mexican flag in your bio? If you're so proud of being an American, why is there a Mexican flag there?. Your actions and words don't match.
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@KingAmadDiallo Thousands of years of selective breeding, animal husbandry, and shaping the world around us. Dogs, tomatoes, corn, sheep. We've altered them all to suit us. We are stewards of the earth.
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@eshamanideep @deedydas Why don't you live in India?.
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@ethelfiles That's a man.
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@RonFilipkowski You're a stupid fagggot.
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@breakingbaht The purpose of a system is what it does.
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@WorldWarNow_ He's not gay he's French.
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@9mm_smg Now let's examine her voting record.
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@jeremykauffman This study has actually identified the actual American nation. That's why it's so different from everyone else, and why America itself is so unique. The American nation is 18th century white Christian Englishmen. "Our British brethren" from the Declaration of Independence.
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@UPTOWNBUF We reject your ridiculous emotional blackmail. Your guy there isn't entitled to act like this with no consequences.
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@eisingerj Ah so then you put two and two together, realized West Point lied to you about easily verified information, then thought "wow that's crazy" and then went on about your business?. No journalistic curiosity as to why West Point would do that?.
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@RichardHanania I would accompany my daughter to the car place so she doesn't get ripped off.
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@uncledoomer Women don't lie about uh anything.
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@IncelsCo Bullshit. You're lying to young men who don't know any better.
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@JeremyKonyndyk It's money laundering, just like the $600 toilet seats in the 80's.
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@MikeLevin You know that Stalin was one of the Allied Powers right? Stalin killed millions more than Putin did.
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@GiaMMacool I can say from experience that when she has the proper reaction, it's pure rocket fuel. When she goes above and beyond it's a nuclear blast. If you want your husband to run through walls for you, follow Gia's advice.
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@iDerrickShields @lporiginalg Pleasantries are gay.
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@halaljew It's really interesting to see how your feelings are so hurt.
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@thetruthsucks12 Low IQ no spatial awareness.
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@pieterkrielorg As they are raping and slaughtering you and singing "Kill the Boer"? You're fucked in the head, kid.
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@DocStrangelove2 What the hell is wrong with those people.
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@GlomarResponder That suit is his authentic uniform.
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@GranTorinoDSA Never embarrass your boss.
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@equalityAlec You mean you're angry because now we see who's actually committing crime?.
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@LilaGraceRose He's right. He says it in a way that really cuts deep, doesn't it?.
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@minordissent So true. True equality would psychically scar them. The woman who cosplayed as a man for a year ended up committing suicide.
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@ItzDriftnet @FearedBuck @itsavibe Hoes don't get cold.
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@elonmusk Americans competing for jobs in America against foreigners is not meritocracy. It's steel dumping.
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@davepl1968 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Ok great my great grandfather bought a horse for that much too. How is that relevant? . Driving a car with no rear brakes? Are you a retard? Another oldtroon comeup story.
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@ferald_gord A communist Pope telling you you're wrong means you're on the right track.
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@usmc_colonel Commie traitor bitch.
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@KeenanPeachy Nation of immigrants is an oxymoron that was invented in the 20th century. It must be discarded.
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@StephenAIreland @stophateuk @SurreyPolice Hate is definitely on the menu fagggot.
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@SeriousLiamer @Howlingmutant0 @susiecubed @AutismCapital What are you going to do about it?.
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@LokiJulianus The rationale is that if we helped China liberalize and grow their economy into more of a market economy with help from us, they would see the error of their ways, and become less communist and more like us. Yes I'm serious that was the whole reason.
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@VivekGRamaswamy You must be out of your fucking mind.
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@MedGold_ Gary Glitter could not be reached for comment.
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@AP Why bother with elections if this is the outcome? Might as well put a king back in charge.
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@jarvis_best They just want the money, status, attention without having to actually do the job or be in danger. Always the same story in uniform.
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@RichardHanania @SwampFoxUS2010 Richard, you're more than welcome to get the fuck out of America if it's so terrible. Go back to your own country.
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@AmandaMilius @RealCandaceO Antisemitism is now just whatever makes Ben Shapiro feel bad.
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@baldridgecpa Recycling is not profitable so it doesn't get done. But they tell you it does so you can feel better about yourself.
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@DarrigoMelanie Happening in the UK now. Money goes where it's wanted and treated well. You're too stupid to know this, apparently.
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@Bushra1Shaikh Musk is literally British. His blood is almost 100% British. Your blood is 100% Pakistani.
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@seanmdav It also shows youvhow traitorous and cowardly our right wing conservative leaders have been for decades.
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@RepSuhas Why do we have congressmen loyal to India serving in the House of Representatives?.
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@realchrisrufo @PedanticKilljoy @wanyeburkett Oh wow that's just what dreams are made of.
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@shortmagsmle They're all such faggy whiny pieces of shit.
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@AlpacaAurelius Women are incapable of learning or evaluating 2nd or 3rd order consequences until it's too late, and even then it's not guaranteed.
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@Jugnuuu001 @DaveAtherton20 Simple solution stop fucking your cousins.
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@NapoleonBonabot VP Poaster knows the game.
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@ZachWLambert Every American raped and murdered by an illegal alien was your neighbor.
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@clairlemon Indians in India do not have the right to compete against Americans in America for jobs in America. Just so you can increase your profit margins a couple percent.
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@MarioNawfal It's amazing if you think about what they're saying. Blaming Russian influence on the need for canceling the election is really saying you're not allowed to get information from non approved sources.
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@Jbn3ex There are a million simps drooling on themselves for the chance to defend her honor and tell you how much better she is. I could do 12 miles with her loadout. I've been out for 20 years and I'm almost 50.
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@BasedTorba Guys like Penny and Rittenhouse who find themselves in these situations usually have their lives ruined while people just watch and shrug their shoulders. Andreesen Horowitz set the new example and it should be followed.
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@memeticsisyphus Girls just want to have fun.
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@SpottedElk7 Y'all can do anything you want to now, today. You always have. You chose to be lazy and whine about it on the internet.
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@amjunek You're a homosexual communist like she is.
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@KeenanPeachy That would cause enormous social upheaval and civil war, since those programs support all of rhe refugees, migrants, and asylum seekers (so called) across Europe. Like @Matt_Bracken48 and his EBT card failure example. Europe's leaders have backed themselves into a corner. Only.
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@memeticsisyphus Stop feeding Africa.
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@pearlythingz Attention is oxygen.
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@ArmandDoma How many American children were murdered a day ago on 35 in Round Rock by a drunk legal immigrant? Fuck you.
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@Baezantium "This week in ask a crackhead".
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