You can have all kinds of funny debates or semantic arguments or jokes and stuff about race and who is or isn’t American but man you really do absolutely gotta keep the Somalians out.

Romans outsourcing northern border security to the Gauls to save a few silver talents.

RT @_putonthemask_: I'm happily married. If you want a healthy son it's the only way. If you don't want to be dominated by your wife you ha….

Normally not opposed to eliminating journalists but this does feel a little on the nose.

Took a week off but it’s finally chest day again, Anon. Put on something soothing and get under something heavy. You need to be getting bigger.

RT @realhumanschwab: If you had predicted this headline in 2020, or even said it out loud, you'd be called schizophrenic. .

The best way to clean up Lady Liberty would be to remove that stupid Lazarus poem from the base of it.

RT @MikeBenzCyber: We mostly brought Somali immigrants here for a military purpose: helping US proxy networks prevail in Somalia’s 50-year….

Gonna go ahead and predict that infantry rifle companies having access to both ATAK and AI anime waifu software will lead to new types of SHARP classes previously unimagined

There’s already an ethics department and it’s called the KJV.

Reminder that any job or institution with an “ethics department” is, without fail, doing something evil.

The plantation is a pretty good place to be if you aren’t the slave.

RT @DHSgov: Remember your Homeland’s Heritage. New Life in a New Land - Morgan Weistling

When she say she ain’t a ho but she knows how to upcycle reclaimed barnwood

E-zine called Maximum Slop & Droll.

Would be funny if Eric Adams comes out and agrees but not because of anything involving “the carceral system” or “systemic racism” or “for-profit prisons,” but simply because “man you know these hoes always be trippin about little shit too much”.

RT @The_JBS: @LokiJulianus Whales are ontologicaly evil, but modern man doesn't want to talk about this.

For instance, the ultimate hack for Teens to get unlimited free stuff is just to tell the judge or the jury that “I ain’t got no money and I wanted the item I stole” and they’re released immediately.

The American judicial system basically only jails someone if the perpetrator seems to understand what they did was wrong. That’s why Certain Demographics get caught committing serious crimes and walk free, ending with 90 arrests before some “vigilante” kills then in self-defense.

Really not a fan of conspicuous displays of “individualism.” Too many grown ass men walking around with goofball shit like painted nails or novelty hairdos. Tacky, weird, disgusting.