Lee (Greater)
@shortmagsmle
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So shall perish whoever shall over leap my battlements
Joined June 2023
Like a true Italian, Luigi Mangione's fatal error as an assassin was giving himself away by stopping to flirt with the cashier at the cafe before going to work
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Guy was so focused on not breaking 180 that he forgot to check his corners
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Told the girl at McDonald’s my order was wrong and she started doing the Haka.
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I’m pretty pro-Trump but tbh I can’t believe they’re deporting this guy just for being an illegal alien with an existing deportation order and several violent convictions including an arrest for rape.
Martin Diaz came to the U.S. as a toddler, fleeing cartel violence. His family had proof of the danger—and hope for safety here. He married a U.S. citizen, and after years of waiting, their visa case finally moved forward. Days later, ICE showed up at their Spokane home with no
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The aura from Trump/Vance is shocking to the left and much of the rest of the world because the masculine policy of “I pay the bills around here so I have the final say” is basically a foreign concept to them.
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Incredible how Melania dominates the visual hierarchy. In this photo are the wealthiest and most powerful men on earth and some of the most consequential politicians of the last century—but when some student opens a history book in 500 years and sees this image, they’ll pick out.
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lmao this is like a cartoonish level corruption. “Uhh yeah you guys can inspect everywhere except my gift room”. “Your WHAT?”. “Oh, uh…nothing”.
Chicago cops block inspectors from ‘Gift Room’ filled with Mayor Brandon Johnson’s ritzy freebies: report
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Ngl bros it feels so strange to see a vote go in and watch a result come out.
U.S. border agents have been instructed to summarily deport migrants without asylum hearings, officials say.
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Locking your knees to get out of having to stand at parade rest while Garth Brooks covers “Imagine” at Jimmy Carter’s funeral is peak E-4 performance.
WATCH: A soldier's condition remains unknown after he collapsed during funeral service for Jimmy Carter Thursday
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I know this will be unpopular but as a veteran of the Iraq war it really pisses me off that a hyper-partisan political climate makes it so that Suzie forgot to mention this dude lost his residency status after shooting a pregnant woman in a drive by lmao get fucked retard see ya.
This is Jose Barco a 39 year old Iraq Army Veteran that was awarded the Purple Heart during combat in Iraq! He has lived in this Country almost all of his life. He was detained by ICE and is now awaiting deportation to Venezuela. He served this Country & now being kicked out! 😡
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Virtually ever single male Chinese of fighting age is the last of his bloodline, so jot that down first.
Watch this clip and tell me how the West, which includes Australia, can possibly defeat China in a war?. The Chinese will crush us like a bug. Those who tell us the West can win are the same people who claimed that Ukraine was winning against Russia i.e. completely delusional.
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Okay but really — why do we have a political system that lets 58-year-old women scream at an Army Ranger about how he’s a sexist prick for not wanting nursing mothers in rifle platoons in front line combat, something that has been understood since the dawn of time by intuition
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In both cases the prohibition is actually because you’re visibly insane.
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“The girl you like’s fat nagging friend will be there” is an interesting marketing strategy.
BREAKING: Democrats have engaged Olivia Julianna as part of their strategy to bring young men to the Democratic Party.
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Woah man guys watchout the cartels are like super duper navy seals we shouldn't even try to oppose them they're like way too strong trust me bro the smart thing to do is let them continue to flood the streets with cheap drugs and casual violence btw stay strapped sheepdawgs.
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Tech bros really think they’re setting “boundaries” by making other men click through an acceptable use policy before plowing their girlfriends lmao come on dawg
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A reminder that real art has ships or horses or canons and that this is just gimmicky slop.
This guy is an incredible artist who creates stunning paintings using unique and innovative techniques. 📹callenschaub.
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Elon / DOGE need to re-hire the staffer. We can't move forward if the lefty journalists still get to call balls and strikes by doxxing people from deleted social media accounts. The whole point of this is that the Old Way is done.
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You always leave one alive so they can tell the others the horrors that await them.
Traumatized USAID worker who survived DOGE bloodbath describes horror of watching everyone get fired
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Tbh something is fishy about this White South African thing. I keep seeing pictures, and there are a lot of women and children in the crowd, and many are waving American flags and saying "thank you". This doesn't match typical migrant behavior or demography. keep an eye out.
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They weren’t in this big of a hurry to reach North Carolina last year….
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*taps sign*
Look, I don’t want biological men in women’s sports, but I don’t think it’s appropriate to purposely be mean to somebody and misgender them just for the sake of it. Full episode:
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Undoubtedly true, and a naturally brilliant move by the Deep State to hang onto such a story until after Donald Trump has won his third election and been sworn in for his second term.
BREAKING: Epstein victim says there are Tape of Donald Trump having sex with 'many girls' recorded by Jeffrey Epstein.
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GATE kids realizing they’re all Twitter mutuals 30 years later
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Microwaving my rice and chicken gainslop in the break room, savoring every bite knowing that my meal planning is hurting global finance and costing immigrants jobs.
WSJ really out here shaming people for packing lunch and not doordashing burritos on credit in order to support the economy
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You know those stories where women visit India and get sexually assaulted at one place and then escape for help only to be molested again at the next place? That’s being a young male staffer from South Carolina bouncing between Nancy Mace’s office and Lindsay Graham’s office.
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They’re calling it “the everything app” because you have live baseball updates and also trans suicide resurrection/fakedeath parody accounts
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The Zulu didn’t have a written language until white people gave them one (around the same time the steam engine was developed btw) so maybe take the click-pop bullshit elsewhere.
White people in South Africa still cannot speak Zulu even after settling there for almost four hundred years.
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Jared I don’t really like your whole vibe but as a fellow wifeguy I’m letting you know that Ivanka is not getting what she needs from you and you are on thin ice (if it’s not already too late).
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Leftoids are so funny bc they’ll take a guy who’s stated goals are like “kill everyone in America and destroy all traces of civilization” and they’ll do this little “he’s really a nice guy though once you get to know him” routine because they’re all bad people who are evil.
Shut the fuck up you giant third grader, Mahmoud is by all accounts a kind soul and tremendous activist who has put his life on the line for what he believes. You get paid six figures to whine about iced over playground equipment.
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lmao come on man are black people really challenging people to a milling around competition 😂.
Why not let the Sun decide who's the native here by standing outside for one hour ?.
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I have been saying this for years.
Gas station food is ‘extraordinary’ and ‘hiding in plain sight,’ says top chef
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Chairman Mao, famously opposed to a domestic manufacturing sector.
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“Yeah, I mean, I would say I’m pretty in control of my bowel movements. Being gay doesn’t really affect that. Sure, I shit my pants 12, maybe 13 times a year, like anyone else. Nothing out of the ordinary. Wait—you don’t shit yourself, like, ever? Are the straights okay?”.
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I thought making “Dubai chocolate bars” was something Instagram girls did.
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That’s a lot of money for them.
REPORT: The WNBA has fined Caitlin Clark and Rhyne Howard $30 each for engaging in on-court gossip, per league sources.
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lmao this is somehow even more of a larp than the original photo. If you're packing knee pads, tent stakes, and tortillas in your "kit" then I'm sorry but you absolutely don't know what you're doing.
Bruh, try actually touching grass with this, you might learn some important lessons rather quickly.
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New idea: how about we DON'T turn America's wildlands into low-income housing projects and instead we send you to Gitmo.
We need 7 million affordable homes in America and 20% of America’s landmass is owned by the Department of Interior. Today, @SecretaryBurgum and I are announcing a partnership between @HUDgov & @Interior to identify and open under utilized federal lands for affordable housing.
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The most effective way to react to this is simply by saying “yes.” . An I okay with 50 middle-class white people showing up each year? Yes. Am I okay with 20 million Haitians showing up each year? No. That doesn’t make me the bad guy. It makes YOU the bad guy.
Isn’t it interesting that MAGA is for mass migration when it’s white South Africans?.
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