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Look man, I'm just tryna get through the day.
Joined September 2022
Look I'm just tryna make you laugh amidst all this bullshit.
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Imma be real with you dog, you pull up on Alaska and we're gonna put our fingers in you.
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These fucking retards are lining up to deposit a bad check at the ATM and then withdraw the cash. completely oblivious to the fact their accounts will be woefully over-drawn come Tuesday morning.
people are currently lined up outside a Chase bank in New York trying to do the new viral glitch to get free money ππ
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The Intel CEO is posting scripture.
βLet your eyes look straight ahead; fix your gaze directly before you. Give careful thought to the paths for your feet and be steadfast in all your waysβ Proverbs 4:25-26.
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Put me on that jury and he'll be home by supper.
Florida man arrested for shooting down Walmart delivery drone, believing it was monitoring him. Follow: @AFpost
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TFW you singlehandedly ended breakdancing as an Olympic sport.
Breakdancing will not return as a sport in the 2028 Summer Olympics
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AHHHH TRUMP DIDN'T PICK A 4-STAR LOCKHEED MARTIN BOARD MEMBER FOR SEC DEF AHHHH
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If I'm ever killed by an illegal, I am officially authorizing each and every one of you to use my death to spew more hatred towards illegals.
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Your dunk really falls flat when you realize Alabama has a higher average IQ than India.
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"I studied the Nazis for 4 years"
I studied the Nazis for 4 years just in case we found ourselves in this moment. I am ready for what's coming. Follow me to stay ahead of it all, here and on the blue place.
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@WallStreetApes I own a construction company. More illegals come in looking for work than Americans do. Americans donβt want to do hard labor anymore and some illegals are willing to do anything just to provide for their family. Huge difference in work ethic to. Itβs not that the jobs are going.
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it has been foretold
Declaring drug cartels terrorist organizations allows trump to wage war on Mexico with zero congressional input.
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And when they came for the Somalis, I said make sure you get all the Somalis.
BREAKING: Rep. Brandon Gill promotes petition to arrest and deport Ilhan Omar to Somalia.
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Motherfuckers dropped half a mil or better on some fucking oxygen theif that murdered a kid at a high school track meet and you want me to clutch pearls over a woman that said the gamer word?. Yeah, get fucked loser, the worm has turned and we're not playing your games anymore.
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Maybe you should do another 8-hour hunger strike you fucking dork.
Fire Elon Musk. Use every legislative, judicial, and public pressure tactic at our disposal until we get it done.
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No, it should not. I don't want apartment people in my residential neighborhood of single family homes.
This small apartment building just got built between two single family homes a few blocks from me, it should be legal to do this in every neighborhood.
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You called us domestic extremists like 3 days ago man. .
While we may disagree, we are not enemies. We are neighbors, friends, co-workers, citizens, and β most importantly β we are fellow Americans. We must stand together.
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"Americans dyed potatoes instead of eggs this Easter"
Trumpβs White House is using 30,000 real eggs worth over $15,500 for their Easter Egg Roll. Meanwhile, Americans dyed potatoes instead of eggs this Easter to save money.
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Yeah this woman is a runner and diver and whatnot but I don't think there is even a theoretical plane of existence where a 41yr old woman is physically capable of successfully completing BUDS.
Wannabe GI Jane sues Navy after her dream of becoming Navy SEAL comes to a crashing end over age
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Imagine serving 20yrs in the US Army with deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan just to be reduced to "former Fox news morning show host" by this fucking lump.
Former Fox morning show host:.
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There isn't one because they're not deployable.
@GovTimWalz For all those who object to transgender people can honorably serve in the US Military-- pick the coffin that contains the remains of a US soldier who's also a transgender.
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It's insane that we don't require elected officials to be natural born citizens.
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don't say it out loud.don't say it out loud.don't say it out loud.remember, I have a wife and children. don't say it out loud.don't say it out loud.don't say it out loud.it's okay to think it but I can't say it out loud.
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That's an F1 car with Max Verstappen at the wheel and the drone is keeping up. Now imagine that drone chasing you with an RPG strapped to its nose.
Red Bull shot a video of Max and RB20 in a wet Silverstone lap with the world's fastest drone. And it looks insane π€©.
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Your periodic reminder that men fresh from a brutal and costly brother war were able to reconcile, whereas, 1st generation immigrants to our country are apparently unable to 160 or so years later.
Lee was a traitor to the Union. What is this?.
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"I'm a fucking moron, don't you find that relatable?". -Tim Walz.
Walz: "JD Vance is a venture capitalist cosplaying as a cowboy. I don't even know what a venture capitalist does.".
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Imagine traffic with 50-100M fewer people in this country.
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Admittedly, it took me a minute to see the logic in mandating manual transmissions in semi trucks. On it's face it makes no sense. Automatics are more efficient and easier to operate. And then it clicked. Semi trucks should be manual only.
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No American should have to settle for less in order to give a 3rd worlder a shot at the American Dream.
Actually, it's better to do an honest day's work managing a chain restaurant than to become an online pimp
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If you don't understand why Americans are cheering the true Brits rising up, you don't really understand America or its people.
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You think Vivek has any idea how much damage he did to the Indian community in this country?.
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No surprise that you retards would think rural and or southern identity boils down to a fucking hat.
Thatβs the genius work of this one small bit of Harris/Walz merch: the camouflage hat reclaims the rural and Southern identity that mainstream Democrats have long ignored. Dems are finally embracing country music fans:
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"I drove a $25 car and replaced it with a $50 car after it failed". just shut the fuck up.
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We all owe Vivek a debt of gratitude for his Christmas crash out.
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In fairness, it's not terribly difficult to account for a $78.97 budget.
Yes but itβs important to note that one branch if the military doesnβt F around
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Oh wow, the guy that gave away the Panama Canal and sold out Rhodesia died.
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Here we have an American governor signing artillery shells that will be used against a country we are not at war with. And if that wasn't fucking stupid enough, you filmed it.
We must all do our part in the fight for freedom β from the workers in Scranton who make Pennsylvania the arsenal of democracy to the brave Ukrainian soldiers protecting their country. We stand with Ukraine in their just defense of their homeland in the face of Russian
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"Indians must now look at USA as a place to visit". Yes, exactly that, visit. America isn't your escape plan. It's our home.
The straw that broke the camelβs back. Officially there is no reason left to settle down in USA. Your child will not even have a US citizenship unless either parent is GC or American citizen. Nobody wants to put their child through stress of visa. Indians must now look at USA.
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Nah, fuck that and fuck you, you're all going back.
Ohio Haitian community leader argues βAmerica should be an open country for everybodyβ
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KJP with the "he's always been retarded" defense.
KJP: βBiden has gaffed names his entire career. It is not uncommon that he has done that.β
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@David_J_Bier So the woman that voted for the guy that ran on deporting illegals is upset that the guy that ran on deporting illegals is deporting illegals?. Is that about the jist of it?.
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Clarence Thomas with the leather Daytona 500 jacket?. He really is our guy lol.
Justice Clarence Thomas, Donald Trump and Melania at the 1999 Daytona 500
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If you can tow your navy with a half-ton truck, you don't have a navy, you have a boat club.
Today there is a huge and unprecedented alert by the Houthis and they have transferred large naval weapons to the Red Sea, missiles, sea mines and explosive boats. It seems that they are preparing for a major event and it is expected that a major naval battle will take place in
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I am of the firm belief that Jose Ibarra should be executed in the exact same manner in which he murdered Laken Riley.
BREAKING: Jose Ibarra found guilty on all 10 counts in Laken Riley murder trial.
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@EmmaVigeland When you say "look at the pain on her face", all I see is the pain and anguish on Laken Riley's mother's face as she was told that her daughter had been murdered. So your feeble attempts at emotional manipulation fall on deaf ears. They have to go back, all of them.
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Whispering "soon" every time I walk by a Guatemalan at Home Depot.
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This is Lawrence Herr. He was a 66 yr old handyman. He was murdered, shot in the back as he was installing a mailbox, by two black men that "wanted to kill a white person". Where is his gilded casket?. Where are the news crews?
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I don't remember the last time I saw a new Isuzu on the road.
JUST IN: Prime Minister Ishiba announced that Isuzu Motors will soon build a factory in the United States
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Get this fucking parasite out of my country.
"There's no reason to assimilate.". Eklas Ahmed, a policy analyst for Governor Mills' Office of New Americans, vows to "fight for Sudan" with all her capacities.
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Concubines?
Youβre not men. Youβre boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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Vivek Ramaswamy is a snake and you'd have to be retarded to even consider allowing him access to any levers of power.
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I'm not entirely sure that's a great plan.
My brother slept in an abandoned airport control tower last night and I've suddenly revised my plan for where I'm holing up when the igloo kicks off. Can you even imagine the overwatch from here?
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"Duty to retreat" laws are un-American.
π¨BREAKING NEWS: Minnesota Supreme Court Rules Person Under Attack or Threat MUST Retreat Before Using Deadly Force . Thoughts on this ruling?
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A Somali doesn't get to tell an American what it is to be American.
Ilhan Omar calls the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 "UN-AMERICAN" - it was signed by President Adams (founder).
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@elonmusk @AutismCapital Bro, I'm pretty sure that you understand that we voted, overwhelmingly, for mass deportations, right?. Yeah, that didn't mean we voted to replace the deportees with H1B's, sorry if we were unclear.
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One of these is perfectly legal, the other will land you in federal prison for a decade along with a $250k fine if you don't pay the tax man his $200 tax stamp. SBR laws are ridiculous and arbitrary.
Annnnd now I am mad at the stupid SBR/SBS laws again. Repeal! Itβs ridiculous.
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I watched a woman trade her one-owner 55k mile Ramcharger for a $1500 trade credit during Cash for Clunkers.
Sold: 1984 Dodge Ramcharger S.E. Prospector 4Γ4 for $11,500.
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Really takes the bite out of it when you see who is calling you a Nazi for being disgusted by the Olympics opening ceremony.
I see our modern Nazis are as triggered by Paris as the original Nazis were.
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Pull up on Alaska and we're gonna do weird shit to your bodies.
π¨π¦ Premier of Ontario, Canada, Doug Ford:. β I want to make an offer to counter Donald Trump, who advocates for Canada joining the U.S. How about we take Alaska instead?
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The right has been stuck with a knife in a gunfight for years, finally puts its hands on a heater, starts cooking, and we get people that are like "whoa buddy, that's a bit much!". Stop it.
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Nobody tips at McDonald's, retard.
Donald Trump trial team splashed out eye-watering $700 at Manhattan McDonalds during break in jury selection - but left NO tip for workers!
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Trump shows up at your lolbert convention and you boo him. He tells you he will free Ross Ulbricht, you called bullshit. Nov 5th comes along and you fall out for your fruity goober candidate. Trump just signed the papers to cut Ulbricht loose. This is why we call you.
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@jeremyfromga What is he going to do about an American prison gang that are in prison?. What kind of stupid fucking question is that?.
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@SenTinaSmith I know of two judges arrested recently, one was harboring Tren De Arugua gang members in his home, the other helped an illegal evade ICE. Which of these two judges, in your opinion, should not have been arrested?.
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They made a whole ass movie about black women sorting mail in Glasgow in 1945.
Kerry Washington leads an all-star ensemble cast in SIX TRIPLE EIGHT β the story of the only Womenβs Army Corp unit of color to be stationed overseas during World War II, from filmmaker Tyler Perry.
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Looks like it just came out of the wrapper.
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casual day at the range when the RSO calls "the floor is gay!"
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"What's the point in going after the little people, what's the endgame, what are you accomplishing?". This right here is the point, this is the endgame, this is what it accomplishes. They're locking down because their comments are now coming with consequences. It's working.
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It's 300 miles from London to Paris. Reflect on that for a moment. A European travels 300 miles and finds the people speak a different language and the cheese tastes funny. An American travels 300 miles and they're still in the same damn state they started in. America is not.
@MattWalshBlog Horrible take Matt, think of Europe, (one of the only things they did right) you can get from Paris to London by train. Makes Europe feel way more connected and accessible. No reason why we shouldnβt have this in some capacity. We need less cars on the road.
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If my son drinks milk straight from the carton, I admonish him for doing so. If a guest in my home drinks milk from the carton, they're getting thrown the fuck out of my house. This post is not about drinking milk from the carton.
There should never, ever be a foreigner present at an American protest. Ever. Americans can protest. Thatβs our right. Foreigners should be arrested and deported immediately at the slightest provocation.
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Garand Thumb's MK12 video he dropped yesterday has more views than Kamala Harris' appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast.
NEW: Kamala Harrisβ appearance on βCall Her Daddyβ turns into massive flop as the YouTube segment barely received 100k views in the first 16 hours with mostly negative reactions. At the time of this post, the segment on YouTube has 4.9k likes and 11k dislikes, meaning it has a
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Dude seems like a legitimately cool guy. (that's King Abdullah II)
President Donald J. Trump and King Abdullah II of Jordan πΊπΈπ―π΄
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The answer is always "the cyclist".
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I'm gonna switch my VPN to Brazil and shitpost at the Brazilian government on X.
BREAKING: Brazil's Supreme Court says anyone using VPN to access Elon Musk's Twitter/X is subject to fines up to $8,874 a day.
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So with zero immigration we'll hit 1985 population levels by 2100. I'm okay with that.
Without immigration, America's population will fall. Dramatically.
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You will regret passing on this truck for $2600.
Looking on Facebook marketplace and found this truck and Iβm extremely tempted to make a poor financial decision
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>been here 20 years. >no driver's license. >no ID. "a socially integrated grandmother"
@ag_lief I am not defending the fact she drove without a license. It is unclear whether she has one or not. Does it make sense to deport a socially integrated grandmother working as a dishwasher? Absolutely not.
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This is Kate Macer. She considers herself right wing and correctly identifies the battle we find ourselves in. Problem is, Kate would rather Home Depot granny be left alone though, because that's not "who we are."
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"Are you a Merry Christmas American or a Happy Holidays American?"
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the masculine urge to kit up to defend Clarkson's Farm.
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Pullman is a college town of 32k, what the hell do you need an MRAP for?.
The Pullman Police Department is proud to improve public safety response through the deployment of an urban rescue vehicle! . Learn more:
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What an awful day to have a functional understanding of how firearms work.
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"faulty welds that may have been made intentionally"
βShipuilder Newport News Shipbuilding, Va., informed the Department of Justice of faulty welds that may have been made intentionally on non-critical components on in-service Navy submarines and aircraft carriers, USNI News has learned.β.
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I would low crawl a mile over broken glass in a sheer singlet to vote against Vivek Ramaswamy were I a Ohio resident.
Would you vote for him if you lived in Ohio? π€
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how I sleep knowing I can stuff a mag in my Glock like a retard without breaking the gun
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"Gordy's gone, man. I'll be outside. Good luck."
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I'm once again reminding you that men fresh from a bitter brother war were able to reconcile and move on whereas as clowns such as this cannot. Speaks volumes, none of it good.
Road names at West Point now reflect heroes like US Grant who fought for this great country. Gone are those who chose treason for slavery!.Huzzah! .#history #westpoint #heroes
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@elonmusk America doesn't need H1B visas for hotel cooks in Key West to win. America doesn't need H1B visas for accountants to win. America doesn't need H1B visas for preschool teachers in towns of 6k people to win. It's one thing to talk about bringing in the highest skilled people,.
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bro, glass houses or something.
Bill Burr Warns The View That Elon Musk and the Nerds Who 'Don't Know How to Talk to Hot Women' Are Taking Over the World
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I know tons of people with MS-13 tattoos that have absolutely no affiliation with MS-13, so let's not jump to any conclusions here.
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