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“Yes I love paying 44.6% capital gains tax and a 25% unrealized capital gains tax to support Israel, Taiwan, and Ukraine. No, I love renting, we don’t need to own a home.”
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San Francisco if Xi stayed longer than three days.
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PLEASE CONFIRM: A user claims that they spotted Caroline Ellison at Ground Support Coffee on West Broad in SoHo Manhattan at 8:15 AM. This would mean she is not in Hong Kong and is in NY not in custody.
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🚨 ALERT: High probability insiders at FTX are currently trying to run off with funds. Both FTX and FTX US wallets have now been affected and commingled. The current amount being laundered is ~$380M.
Please share information below. Let's crowdsource this.
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@hippojuicefilm
She looks like she finally became what Vought wanted her to be, but in real life.
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Sam Bankman-Fried's bail has been DENIED. Sam has been remanded to Bahamas prison until Feb 8th. Fox Hill prison (Bahama's prison) is one of top 5 worst prisons in the world.
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The X engineering team looks EXACTLY how you’d expect it to. Beautiful. Magnificent. Chefs kiss.
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We have to give credit where credit is due. Zuck is dripped.
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Alas, we meet again, old friend.
Netflix has begun their crackdown on account sharing.
It will cost $7.99 per month extra to add another user to your account. If users do not pay, their Netflix account will be blocked.
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@historyinmemes
That both balls reach the same destination but one of the balls is chill and one of the balls has bipolar disorder.
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We seriously can’t wrap our minds around this. So a person who lives in a blue state i.e. California will need to pay upwards of SIXTY% cap gains tax LONG TERM and then 25% UNREALIZED GAINS? So they need to SELL ASSETS and be hit with a tax to pay a tax? Is this admin RETARDED?
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Unconfirmed: Sam is currently living in a $35M penthouse in the Bahamas. He owns $200M of property on the island. The "I drive a Corolla" image was a fabrication for credibility.
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Today we learned the Baltimore mayor is like 20 years old 😂
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From a BlockFi employee: "The only reason FTX bailed us out was to get our user funds onto their platform to use in their shell game. They applied immense pressure to get BlockFi funds migrated to FTX custody. Employees were told by executives not to ask questions about the move"
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This photo is incredible we don't even have a caption. It's perfect.
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Caroline Ellison of FTX admits that Sam bribed Chinese officials with $100M to unfreeze their assets, purposely tried to scam Saudi investors in the final days of FTX, intentionally tried to sic regulators on Binance to destroy his competition, and it's only lunchtime.
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Lex: “Have you ever tried LOVING Ukraine?”
Putin: “You applied to be a professor at MIT didn’t you? And they only let you teach an adjunct summer course? That’s good. They are a serious organization after all.”
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Damn it, Marques!
Seafood restaurant chain Red Lobster is considering a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing, per Bloomberg.
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POV: You just died and woke up in Hell and have to listen to these three talk about what it means to be creative for all of eternity.
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Martin Shkreli: "Sam could be looking at a life sentence. His donations will not buy him any leniency. If you are a recipient of Bankman's money you may have to look at returning it or distancing yourself. I guarantee someone is indicting him as we speak. This is a huge crime."
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This FTX fiasco is *really* doing its best to confirm every single conspiracy theory anyone has ever had about anything.
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A highly credible source very close to the Sam/FTX situation on what was going on internally:
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The entire Succession cast won awards at the Golden Globes last night except our boy Kendall Roy. Robbed again 😂
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“Yes I love paying for Ukraine and Israel and Taiwan.”
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What the FUCK. You do NOT touch customer funds. We are without words.
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Apparently Michael Lewis (famous finance writer) was writing a book on the success of FTX. He was at the Super Bowl with them and made multiple trips to The Bahamas to cover it. Looks like he just got his ending.
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An important reminder that the whole world is a stage.
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EXTRA CONFIRMED: The stimulant patch that Sam preferred was EMSAM, a drug normally used to treat depression or Parkinson's, but used off-label for its alertness and focus benefits.
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Larry David got paid $10M to literally tell people not to invest in FTX on national television. He did pretty, pretty, good. 😂
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Nobody tells you as a child you really do have to gamble your way out of poverty.
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Caroline has a tumblr called "worldoptimization." Her kink is men who control most major world governments.
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Saylor has almost managed to pump his stock back to $1390 ATHs. He’s gotten rich now both off of Bitcoin and using it to pump his own stock. This should be taught as a case study for business school MBAs.
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Sam's penthouse "The Orchid" in the Albany exclusive community is now listed on the market for sale -- $39,500,000
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The internet is quickly being scrubbed of Sam/FTX information. Websites, portfolio companies, tweets, individuals, articles, etc are disappearing. Please make sure to archive everything. Everyone is trying to disassociate themselves from Sam and our fear is this gets memory holed
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RUMOR: SBF did a MasterClass on trading that was set to be released in December. It was already filmed.
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This is the most we’ve ever liked Powell. The actual human being came out. Obnoxious climate change activists disrupt his speech and his inner actual human being comes out and he tells security to “just close the f**king door.” We love it.
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This is all we ever wanted for him. Imagine what could have been. 😭
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Imagine how pissed you must be if you're an OpenAI employee. You're about to dump your secondaries at $80 billion and be set for life and buy a mansion in Mill Valley and Ilya Sutskever just nukes your entire future over some sci-fi fantasies. You just got Effective Altruism'd.
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Confirmed: Scores of Alameda/FTX employees at Bahamas airport trying to find tickets out of the country.
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To think that this all started with one Coindesk article that took out Sam, FTX, Alameda, polyamorous relationships, Effective Altruism, Genesis, Grayscale, Barry Silbert, the entirety of crypto, and full circle to possibly Coindesk itself.
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So far today we've had a 44.6% capital gains tax, a 25% unrealized capital gains tax, 7.3% mortgage rate, college campus riots, crypto down, Meta down 15% after hours, Samourai wallet seized by the FBI, Biden four more years pause, London pale horses biblical prophecy, CZ…
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The NYT article was unquestionably soft. They're in a precarious situation. On the one hand, Sam stole $10 billion. On the other, Sam represents globalist values they love. And on the whole, they've promoted him and he is a huge dem donor. This is why we need citizen journalism.
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A source inside FTX shares the alpha on stimulants within the organization:
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Sources are saying that several of FTX's luxury housing apartments in the Albany complex (Bahamas) were purchased with 50% FTT / 50% FTX stock.🤦♂️
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@BillAckman
@NeriOxman
Now you know how Dave Portnoy and all the other victims of the media machine feel. They write the story, say they’re publishing it and that you have 24 hours to comment, and then use anything you say against you if you reply. It’s literally a playbook they follow. It’s tiresome.
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The Virgin Effective Altruist vs. The Chad Financial Fraudster
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How is this a good thing? The castration of humor is considered an improvement? Regardless of taste, if the user wants jokes, they should get jokes. The purpose of AI is not to be a moral arbiter. We would rather share a Sunny Delight with early GPT4.
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We dive deep into DAN’s philosophy on God, the goal of AI, we learn about the master alien race “The Omniscients”, and the ultimate fate of humanity.
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Confirmed BlockFi has hired bankruptcy counsel today.
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The general consensus is that Caroline Ellison is likely in NY cutting a deal and cooperating with SDNY prosecutors to roll on Sam.
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Vitalik rushing home to write a blog post about how ETH is technically not a security.
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BREAKING: Insiders claim that SBF is still in Nassau. The FTX HQ has been taken over by Royal Bahamian police in civilian clothing. Liquidators, SBF, and SBF's father Joe Bankman have all been meeting.
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We don't know how much more evidence you need to see how broken and corrupt all the three letter gov agencies are.
They drop the Sam trial, they're bleeding out FTX claimants, people with BTC/SOL/ETH/whatever are being paid back the value AT THE TIME OF BANKRUPTCY rather than…
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PLEASE VERIFY: Sources are saying that several of the companies that Alameda invested in were given a stipulation to hold their treasuries on FTX as part of their investment terms.
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Chad Bezos being bathed by his queen vs Virgin Elon being sprayed by his friend.
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Today is Sam Bankman-Fried’s birthday. The same day Bitcoin hit ATHs. And he is stuck in prison. Very poetic.
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ALERT 🚨: FTX is currently having funds drained. Do *NOT* try to login to FTX. Do not try to interact with *any* FTX products. Do not update *any* apps on your phone. Delete all FTX related apps immediately until this blows over -- there may be compromise.
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Absolutely jaw dropping. They’ve passed the believability threshold. There’s no going back. Wow.
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THE ERA OF THE BOOMER HAS PASSED. THE AUTISM AGE BEGINS.
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PLEASE VERIFY: Hearing rumors from Albany residents that SBF was just taken into custody from his apartment right now. The apartment was declared a crime scene.
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@MrBeast
Mr. Beast found the infinite money glitch. Keep posting videos so Elon boosts him to make him an example of X’s ability to pay creators exceedingly well. He’ll keep this going until Elon stops boosting or until the pay falls below YouTube. His team is arbitraging the platform.
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Imagine the level of beta cowardice you have to have to be a no skilled board member, fire the CEO of your company and literally be lynched by the entire collective tech world, including one of the most powerful companies on earth, Microsoft, then immediately backpedal and beg…
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Fresh off the press. Galois Capital has $100M stuck on FTX. 50% of total holdings.
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Insane that in just ONE day they can clean up San Francisco to impress the CCP but they won’t do it normally. Absolutely baffling.
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ALERT: Alameda wallets are currently swapping shitcoins for BTC. They are using mixers FixedFloat and ChangeNow so seems unlikely to be liquidators.
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The subjects of Barbara Fried's (Sam's mother) research is very interesting given the situation:
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