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TRUMP: “Sometimes taking away someone’s ability to use a phone is a good thing. Sometimes if it happened to me it would be a good thing.” 💀.

“The window was in my way, Father.”

🚨 NEW: Peter Doocy asks Trump about the mysterious object being thrown out of the White House window. Trump says “That’s fake. That’s AI.” 😂

🚨 TRUMP: “Baltimore doesn’t need housing. What they need is to get rid of the criminals. These guys are criminals. They’re hardcore. They were born to be criminals.”.

🚨 NEW: Trump says “Black people want Trump to come to Chicago.”.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump says “We’re going in to Chicago.”.

TRUMP: “I have spoken with President Putin and there have been some very important things that I’ve discovered that I will announce.”.

But the internet tried to say he was dead.

Barron lost in Fortnite and tossed the computer out the window.

"They keep saying imagine the smell. What smell? I don't understand."

"We haven't put a sexbot avatar in ChatGPT *YET*.".

Statement from the guy:

The London police considered a comedian saying "punch him in the balls," a direct call-to-violence and warrant for arrest. The UK is 100% turbo-cooked.

At this rate 50+% of X is going to be locked up. They'll convert Alligator Alcatraz into a shitposter detainment center.

These were the tweets that got the comedian arrested in London for posts on X 💀

“Remember that time you called me a clanker online?”

One day later