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collagen is the most magical superfood
studies on humans show it improves skin, gut, arthritis, sleep, muscle growth and detox...in every animal studied it boosts lifespan
but most are loaded with crap
that is why today I am releasing a ZERO GLYPHOSATE collagen
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I draw the line right here. Thanks for asking PETA
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Before the 1970s, everyone was hot & healthy.
People ate more, smoked more, exercised less and they effortlessly kept off weight. It was WAY easier to be healthy.
But since then, obesity is up almost 5 TIMES.
Something is poisoning us and nobody knows what it is.
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I draw the line here, thanks for asking PETA
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Everyone was hot and healthy before the 1970s. WTF happened?
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Watching porn destroys your prefrontal cortex, the part of your brain responsible for willpower, development, rationality....being an adult.
Porn turns you into a man child.
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kinda trippy how Adam and Eve ate the apple, the forbidden fruit, before the fall of mankind
and now everyone is carrying around a device with them with a bitten apple on the back
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is it just me or is everybody cool quitting alcohol?
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why is nobody talking about how just 125 - 300mg of magnesium per meal reversed depression in just 7 DAYS.
magnesium is incredibly cheap and has little to no side effects.
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Wow.
Women are waking up to what a scam the last wave of feminism was…and it’s happening fast
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Fertility is disappearing
According to Dr. Shanna Swan, humans now meet the criteria for an endangered species.
1 in 4 couples cannot conceive naturally and that number is skyrocketing. Sperm counts are down 60%
Here's what is happening:
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The real flex is saving your wife from working a 9-5 job and funding her to run a small creative business that loses $10k / month
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Chronic disease rates:
1930: 7.5% of people
2000: 45% of people
2020: 65% of people
Something is poisoning everybody and nobody is talking about it.
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huge fan of all the strange european quirks
refusing to use AC, room temp water, unrefrigerated eggs, walking everywhere, extremely long lunches for no reason, kissing on the cheek, taking all of August off work, not cooking with seed oils
what did I miss?
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This is the
#1
recommended baby formula...WTF
42% corn syrup, 15% soy, 11% safflower oil...
A baby's diet sets the tone for its entire life...this is absolutely criminal
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The more i learn about alcohol the more i want to quit
Alcohol poisons your brain, and that is why you feel drunk. It shrinks neurons, destroys your gut barrier, and leads to loads of inflammation. It depletes NAD levels, critical for longevity and ruins your sleep.
A thread:
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it's crazy how there are studies showing that saffron, creatine, magnesium, exercise, dancing and sunlight reverse depression and nobody is talking about them
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lucky charms is poison
it has trisodium phosphate in it...
trisodium phosphate is sold at Home Depot as an all purpose cleaner and paint remover
why the f**k is every big food company poisoning us?
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BREAKING: Scientists discover a technology that turns plants into delicious meat without any factories, synthetic chemicals or seed oils.
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Soooooo we got sunlight for millions of years and we were totally fine, sunscreen was invented in the 1930s and then all of a sudden melanoma started skyrocketing in the 1950s, but it's the suns fault? Logic 101 people.
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Hong kong has the highest red meat consumption in the world at 1.5 lbs per person per day AND the longest average lifespan at 85 years.
Red meat is a superfood.
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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, staring at nature and doing absolutely nothing is incredible.
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The human body is incredible
Breast milk is higher in cortisol in the AM to wake the baby up and higher in melatonin in the PM to put the baby to sleep
Formula could never possibly replace this intelligence
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pretty wild how 90% of the foods in grocery stores didn't exist 100 years ago...and neither did 90% of diseases
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PSA: the average 22 year old today has the same testosterone a 67 year old had in 2000
Testosterone is the MOST important hormone for male health.
This should be the biggest public health crisis.
Here's how to increase yours:
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sunscreen is a scam
birth control is a scam
fake meat is a scam
porn is a scam
casual sex is a scam
green juices are scams
kale is a scam
9-5 job is a scam
college is a scam
feminism is a scam
veganism is a scam
news is a scam
the modern world is one massive scam
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Pretty wild. Caloric intake hasn't increased since 1999, but obesity has increased 30%.
Something is poisoning our metabolism
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we've been eating carbs, fats, red meat and sugar for 100s - millions of years...but it's only in the last 50 years that chronic disease has skyrocketed from < 20% of people to over 60%.
Something is poisoning us and it's not those things.
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"The vegan diet is the key to health & longevity. There is no evidence that avoiding meat and eating seed oils is bad for you", four nutritionists from Norway, aged 26-28
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Vaping is destroying a generation of men
studies show that it lowers testosterone up to 50%, causes lots of oxidative stress to testicles, reduces sperm count and fertility labels.
Put the binky down.
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Crazy sh*t is happening to our health.
2 year olds are getting diagnosed with cancers that only 80 year olds used to have...People in their 20s are having strokes, in their 30s getting alzheimers...
we are being poisoned
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Everyone was effortlessly hot and healthy until 1980. Then something massive changed.
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Psychiatrists watching their client start to change their diet, take magnesium, creatine & taurine, go to the gym, get more sunlight, sleep 8 hours, find a higher purpose in life instead of refilling their antidepressant prescription.
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Cold plunging daily is one of the dumbest things you could do.
Sure, do it every now and then. But it's not the panacea it's made out to be.
Cold plunging is the most stressful thing you could do to yourself.
Your body doesnt know you're in a nice LA studio cold plunging...it…
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The average 22 year old today has a lower testosterone than the average 70 year old had in the 80s
This is the biggest crisis we face
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This chart should terrify you
Obesity rates are up 30% in the last 20 years even though total caloric consumption hasn't changed.
Something is poisoning our metabolism and causing us to gain weight.
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Waking up before 6am is an absolute gamechanger.
Many ancient religions talked about the hours between 4am and 7am as magical.
You can feel it.
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Ladies can only get pregnant 6 days out of the month. You can track this naturally.
It's criminal for a doctor to prescribe birth control without telling women this
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In Europe: eating whatever you want, not lifting weights, sleeping 6 hours, smoking cigs, drinking aperol spritzes and you feel healthy and alive.
In America: drinks water, breathes air, sleeps 10 hours and you’re tired, fat and sick all day.
WTF is going on
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men were getting bombed in trenches just 80 years ago
now they have a panic attack saying hello to a girl in public
we've fallen so far
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there is no single food better for your health than steak.
it is a multivitamin, loaded with critical nutrients like selenium, potassium, magnesium, copper, b1, b3, b5, b6, b12...
it also has bioactives like taurine shown to improve diabetes, longevity, dopamine…
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Grocery store aisle with no plastic in the 80s.
I don’t think people realize how much worse things have gotten in the last 40 years.
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Friend just texted me that he went to Europe for 2 weeks, drank like an animal, ate whatever he wanted and lost 10 lbs.
Europe proves you can be a degenerate and still be healthy…there’s something destroying our metabolism in the USA.
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Imagine if there was a pill that could:
- lower blood sugar
- improve skin
- decrease blood pressure
- lower cholesterol
- boost testosterone
- improve mood
-give you dangerous sex appeal
It would make almost every medicine obsolete
This is why it's demonized
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Almond milk production killed 4 billion bees last year.
Meanwhile, cows enjoy being milked.
Veganism is a CON.
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poison free 2023
no seed oils
no birth control
no tap water
no vapes
no toxic cosmetics
no touching receipts
no getting blackout drunk
no weed
no phone in your pocket
no plastic
no fake milk
no aluminum deoderant
no polyester sports bras or underwear
no toxic veggies
you in?
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Weed makes you fat, lose your hair, docile, obedient and weak. This is why it's being legalized and normalized.
Stop smoking it.
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the mediterranean lifestyle is the playbook for longevity.
eating traditional foods, meat, cheese, fermented sourdough breads...lots of time in the sun, barely working, play, community, laughter, walking everywhere.
this is how you live long...not keto, cold plunges or fasting
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WHY HAVE 50 COUNTRIES BANNED TRAVEL TO ANTARCTICA!??!!
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men used to go to war for women now they split the bill on their $41 first date
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weed is not healthy. it is very clear that smoking weed decreases men's fertility.
it also increases prolactin, a hormone that reduces dopamine, lowers libido, lowers testosterone, can cause hair loss and is associated with a number of cancers.
stop smoking it.
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Why were the Americans in the 1950s much skinnier when their diet also consisted of hamburgers, fries, pizzas, and white breads?
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Guys, if you are in a relationship, you need to be actively working on making your woman healthier:
- get her off birth control and tracking her cycle instead
- morning body temp to ensure her thyroid is functioning appropriately
- non toxic tampons
- feed her beef liver…
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Under sink water filter after just 3 months…
Tap water is toxic filth loaded with heavy metals, medicines, PFAS, BPA, pesticides, bacteria…
Avoid at all costs.
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Imagine thinking the metaverse can compete with this.
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If your doctor doesn't ask about your diet & lifestyle before prescribing a drug, he's a drug dealer not a doctor.
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in 1939, men were a whopping eating 3500 calories a day and only weighed 150 lbs...
families were eating 4 pounds of sugar a week, up to 10 pounds of meat, up to 10 pounds of flour, 10 quarts of milk, 2 dozen eggs...
yet less than 10% of people were obese vs 40% today
our…
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever bought 50 acres and rescued a woman from a 9-5 job to help you start a completely off the grid and self sufficient homestead?
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Cows literally make milk, ribeye and beef liver out of grass and then poop out psychedelic mushrooms…and you don’t believe God exists???
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you all realize that canola oil was used as engine lubricant in world war 2 and afterwards they had excess so they convinced everyone it was heart healthy food...
and to make matters worse it comes from a plant called the rape plant
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sunscreen is a scam
birth control is a scam
fake meat is a scam
porn is a scam
casual sex is a scam
green juices are scams
kale is a scam
9-5 job is a scam
college is a scam
feminism is a scam
veganism is a scam
news is a scam
modern world is a massive scam
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If your pan looks like this, you’re going to cause yourself major hormonal issues
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1930s NYC
Not a single overweight person
Yet all these people were working corporate jobs where they were largely sedentary
What gives?
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You need to be going on egregiously long walks. 20,000 steps for no reason. Wandering with no idea where you're going. 8 hours. Drenched in sweat. Nodding at all strangers. No phone. Totally lost in your surroundings. This is how you clear your mind from all the bullsh*t
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you're not depressed
20% of your diet is just engine lubricant
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Everyone is searching for peak climaxes — orgasms, insane parties, psychedelic trips — but the mundane is so beautiful & where you spend most of your life. Tea in the morning. A sunrise. Saying hello to a stranger. Home cooked meal. Petting a dog. A rainfall. Cheese.
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the masculine urge to save a woman from a soul sucking 9-5 job and move to tuscany
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Merry Christmas to everyone except those people who say steak is bad for you
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"Most people die at 25... we just don't bury them until they are 70."
— Benjamin Franklin
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Bill gates says cows produce as much toxic exhaust as a car.
So I have a proposal.
I lock myself in a garage with a cow overnight and he locks himself in with a car.
We discuss the results in the AM.
Thoughts?
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In the 1950s Americans were eating ~4000 calories a day from ice cream, sugar, meat, fat, jello, bread and obesity was rare.
But after 1990 obesity 4xed
1990: 10%
2000: 20%
2010: 30%
2020: 40%
Americans didn't just become couch potatoes.
Something is poisoning our metabolism.
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good morning to everybody who tans without sunscreen
here´s how to protect yourself
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If your depression goes away on vacation you don’t have depression you just have a shitty life.
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lemon juice consumed before a meal leads to more digestive enzyme secretion, faster gastric emptying and lower blood sugar spike
incredible hack to improve digestion and motility
lemon water first thing in the AM >>
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stop smoking weed
stop watching porn
stop eating seed oils
stop using AirPods
stop drinking tap water
stop touching receipts
stop toxic sunscreens
stop being vegan
stop using birth control
stop having casual sex
stop blue light at night
start becoming who you were meant to be
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Whenever I see someone wearing wired headphones I wonder if they’re cheap or if they are based and know the truth
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her: "I am infertile at 25 which makes no sense"
also her:
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The average persons grocery store cart looks like this and people blame disease on grass fed steak
clown world
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Sooooo we ate red meat for millions of years, had way more cattle and bison, the environment was great and heart attacks were virtually unknown until 1912…now heart disease is the leading cause of death and it’s red meat’s fault? Logic 101 people.
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Legal to market this to children, but raw milk is illegal and we're worried about cow farts ruining the world.
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