Colin
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Car-dominated environments aren't accessible! They are inherently anti-accessible. It's not accessible to require a $5000+ vehicle to get around. It's not accessible to have cars parked in every curb cut and crosswalk and destroying sidewalks by rolling across them.
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@bigmoodenergy
I got $1000 in a settlement with Apple once because I happened to put some stickers in the iOS store at just the right moment, absolutely incredible stroke of luck
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It pains me to say it but it was absolutely a boomer who invented "lol". Even gen X would have been way too young.
Compression of history is a very real thing.
It has occurred to me that millennials invented all the early online abbreviation words like lol and Lmao
But for whatever reason g2g has not survived. That was a staple once
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@marcusjdl
My favorite part is when I open Outlook and it bounces me through 7 different app switches, a face ID prompt, I have to type in a code, face ID again, and then switch apps 7 more times
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@MarcinKawka
@_madisontayt
Because the US hates laborers and has codified it into law (Google: "tipped wage"), and we all hate this system but also don't want to screw over servers
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@backlon
Colin liked "If you’re on an SMS thread with iPhone users and one of them uses the emoji reaction currently you get a whole SMS text. Google is going to hard code Android message to turn those texts into emoji reactions.
A lol/sad/incredible hack”
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@the_transit_guy
For every hypothetical disabled person that carbrains love to drop, there's a thousand real-world cases like this.
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@panzer
"Every single user has a dedicated Mac mini in a data center" seems like a pretty terrible solution for scaling
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This is the fastest Java has ever run
Indonesia just finished its first high speed rail line!
It runs 88 miles across the island of Java, at 220 mph (so it takes around half an hour).
It was completed in 8 years at a cost of about $8 billion
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@KylePlantEmoji
This is funny because im a lifelong Apple fan and I’d truly rather jump off a bridge than go into an Apple Store.
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@xkcd
This is one of my favorite examples in Philly. Where two roads intersect on top of an interstate with off-ramps.
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@clairelizzie
Our "big shopping trip" for two which usually includes a lot of nonsense has gone from about $170 to $310 easily
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@buitengebieden_
@siracusa
@Rijkswaterstaat
The fun epilogue to this video from 2016 is that the road the tunnel is for is still not built
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Walking an increasingly narrow tightrope between submerging myself in holiday cheer and having a total breakdown
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@showupforthis
@Steve_El
Interest is a blessing when it’s working for you and a curse when it’s working against you
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What do you want us to do? Send everyone a test? Use the massive wealth of our nation to prioritize public health? Do the most to try and stop this pandemic? Idiot.
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@PhillyGov
I don’t know what the implications of a union pension fund building a building are
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@ginKerafleW
Dad can’t even work at Domino’s anymore. He has to be an “independent contractor” for DoorDash.
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@nahhhlina
First, I am sandwich man. Second, shoutout to carrot man for rocking those black tights.
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Make sure you’re at the same stadium before you start trying to meet up
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@Chelsea_Fagan
Any movie that wants to be longer than 90 minutes should have to go before a tribunal to make their case
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Counterpoint: no, you don’t
"On a typically quiet Sunday morning outside Tenth Presbyterian Church in Rittenhouse Square, a local group of bike safety advocates gathered for a protest party." Thank you
@_RosaCartagena
@PhillyInquirer
. Read more:
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@hondacrvthe3rd
Wait, that’s an actual person? I thought it was fully AI but I assume he’s writing all his replies with AI?
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Notice how no one even *questions* whether spending a few billion more dollars and another decade slightly shifting 95 around through S Philly is worthwhile.
It's simply a given that we must spend money on this fucking highway, Boulevard Subway or Navy Yard Extension be damned.
PennDot is planning changes to I-95 in South Philly. Most changes will improve access and connectivity for all modes of transportation (foot, cycle, and car), but the ball fields at 7th and Bigler could be removed. Learn more and voice your concerns:
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@Grosdoriane
Literally happened to me. Got a full neuro assessment and no treatment of any kind. Came in dizzy with 165/110 BP. Left with the same. Nurse said “how are you feeling?” at discharge. Exactly the same!
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@_lanabelle
Younger. Last thing to focus on “millennials as rising demographic” before Gen Z hit.
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@drewisgooden
Anyone who works on captchas should have to use them to unlock their computer, and their computer should be set to lock every 4 minutes
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Eventually you hit a point with programming tutorials where you’re like, for the love of god please stop telling me how an array is like a backpack and just tell me the syntax I’m looking for
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@OnlineAlison
Can you imagine writing that many paragraphs back to someone who slid into your DMs to yell at you?
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Every single fast food outlet looks the same now, because they're no longer for the people eating the food, they're drive-thru DoorDash pickup hubs
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@reckless
My wife describes the front of lots of suburban homes as “congrats on the new garage you bought"
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@marcoarment
Just wait until they add micro transactions.
Next clean build available in 7 hours 36 minutes, or clean now for $4.99.
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@BenjaminCrew1
I was standing for a solemn moment of silence looking at the reflecting pools, and someone backing up to pose for a photo bumped into me. Most people are smiling and taking selfies. I found it kind of revolting.
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@marcoarment
Also, not requiring people to live in the most expensive area of the country is a point in your “commitment to diversity” column
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@eve_ettinger
@darth
Pretty much any organic matter that isn’t being composted goes in the disposal. Philly actually turns it into biodiesel.
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@ginKerafleW
It’s wild to me how the goal of every company in 2024 is to not make a product and to employ no people
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Remember when all the baby boomers told us to be careful what we posted online or we’d be unemployable?
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@CalicoKittencat
@VibezXBT
No, the 30% rule applies to digital goods, not physical ones. Digital goods need to use the in-app purchase system and go through Apple’s IAP payment processing. Physical goods can use any payment processing method (Amazon, Stripe, Shopify, etc).
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@tvaziri
What if your wife shames you for having been a film major and not seeing a lot of movies, asking for me
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@patwoodsisdull
I’m just doing a bit but now I’ve made it weird so I will acknowledge the trolleys even if I don’t respect them
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@MetcalfCostello
@techieshay
Both of them depend on a very important factor: most people have no idea of the actual cost of depreciation on their stuff
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I can’t wait until Parks and Recollection gets to this moment
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@MasonTheDummy
@stevanzetti
The front of the vehicle crumples under the impact which transfers far less energy into the passenger compartment and also decelerates the passenger compartment less abruptly
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@Chelsea_Fagan
When these come up on Twitter with no preview, I try to guess outfit, meal, or Marc before I tap
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This is blowing up. Donate to your local abortion fund. Call your senators and yell at them. Support transit.
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@TechConnectify
LEDs need to be taken away from gadget makers until they can prove they’re responsible. I added an 8-port USB hub and it illuminates my entire office at night.
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Whenever I get a little frustrated with the world of urbanism, I look at Frankford Ave on street view in 2009 and remind myself that change is possible, because it's all tire shops and used car dealers that are now condos
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Seems like a great week to remind you that you don't actually have to quote tweet or screenshot amplify shitheads into other peoples' feeds
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@ACABylonBee
There was an all time reddit thread from this guy who "finally built his dream deck" and the comments just absolutely shredded him. This was like a decade ago and I still feel bad for the guy.
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CBS Sunday Morning had a piece this week about a guy who sells fancy beer glasses on Etsy, and all I could think was, “he doesn’t ever have to think about Slack"
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@ryanjbell
I simply can't believe you have never known someone who chose to move into a nicer apartment.
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@oscarxray
@fsfmusic
@crassjerkneck
@RaxKingIsDead
Don’t forget the blackface. 30 Rock has an oddly high amount of blackfae.
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@FranzkeLA
Everyone will always be like, “Philly is gonna burn either way tonight” and that’s when I know that person doesn’t understand Philly. Philly only riots when it wins.
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@JoannaStern
“We could just store the schedule locally on the sprinkler controller”
“Don’t be silly, why wouldn’t the cloud be able to send a signal to it"
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After visiting multiple European cities, you quickly realize any argument about Philly’s “tiny streets” being an impediment to bus lanes, bike lanes, etc are basically nonsense.
London has a massive bus network that runs on a million tiny, twisty, not-in-a-grid roads.
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@TaylorLorenz
@tvaziri
I have personally enriched the deli up the street from me with hundreds of dollars since I went WFH.
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Tonight Action News did a piece on how to make sure your holiday gifts arrive on time for Christmas. One of their tips was “don’t guess the zip code”.
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