If you have a copy of "Van Helsing's Guide to Monsters and Dating" send me a photo from your state! I'm hoping to post Van Helsing across America. Be on alert taking pics at night, it's the book that vampires don't want you to read!

Every Wikipedia personal life section of a classic Hollywood actor is either "He loved adultery as much as vehicular manslaughter" or some variation of this

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The discussion is free to attend but the optional speed dating event is ticketed and includes a signed copy of the book. https://t.co/5wfhZDDyIC

Philadelphia! Thrillerdelphia is hosting speed dating for horror fans this Saturday after a discussion of my book. From what I saw, every attendee at the Brooklyn event met the love of their life (possibly). Come get a signed copy of Van Helsing's Guide to Monsters and Dating!

Streamers in 2010: Holy shit, you can watch this movie on your phone any time you want. Streamers in 2025: We have been made aware that every episode of our 4K restoration of Homicide: Life on the Street has the Studio Ghibli AI filter. Unfortunately, there is no way to fix this.

Not a mistake. This is from the famous episode where Don sees the production crew, realizes he is in a TV show, and then exits your TV and enters the real world to be your friend.

the new 4K transfer of mad men on HBO somehow does not have any of the post-production edits added in, which means you get stuff like this where you can see the crew member manning the puke machine after Roger has too many oysters lmao

Having a Goodfellas Christmas (so wildly irresponsible with money and purchases that someone has to kill me)

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Don usually deflects the racism/prejudice of fellows WASPs with humor but he is so speechless over this bullshit that he abandons the function.

Don Draper when he sees Harry Crane pull up in a Cyber Truck

Don sees Joan as a mirror of himself, someone who "isn't supposed to be there" but managed to rise to a position of power and influence anyway. They offer a rare peace, understanding each other without asking questions. He is her brother through circumstance and choice.

Every other holiday movie protagonist: I believe in the magic of Christmas 😁🌲🧑‍🎄 Clark Griswold: Please dear God let me cheat on my wife I wanna cheat on my wife so bad

Roger Sterling Sr: Son, the only important things in this world are money, cheating on your wife, alcohol, and smoking. Remember that. 1929 Roger Sterling Jr:

I don't think there should be a Mad Men prequel series but I will admit the episode where Cooper loses his testicles would make my world stop

Roger was born in 1916 which means he would have been 7 years old when Sterling Cooper was founded and knowing that now I still stand by this idea

Mad Men prequel series about young Roger Sterling in the 1920s but he is still played by 63-year-old John Slattery with zero attempt made at de-aging his appearance

this is what don draper saw during zou bisou bisou

The holidays are coming up and every wish list is asking for the same thing: "Van Helsing's Guide to Monsters and Dating" Give the gift of impulse ordering an illustrated horror comedy book from a self promo comment beneath an Epstein Files joke https://t.co/XDEebytVTi

"Good news, Lemon. President Trump is finally releasing what we have all waited for." "Oh God. The files?" "Jeffrey? I'll never forgive him for beating me as Cosmopolitan's "bachelor of the month" in 1980. No, Rush Hour 4. They want Tracy to play Roman Polanski's part."