Grosdoriane
@Grosdoriane
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im awsome. Follow for more tweets that I tweet.
Joined May 2009
sir, your total will be $9.85, and peter griffin, sir, it is an honor to serve you today.
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please... my father... he's very sick. every night he goes to bed and doesn't move for 8 entire hours.
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Not that I give a shit about any of this, but I'm fascinated by the idea that a dog lying down for 4 hours is "strange" to anyone. That's like mostly what dogs do???? They're supposed to sleep that much.
You truly don't understand how bad the Hasanabi situation is. Here is a timelapse of Hasan's dog sitting in the same spot for 4 hours and getting shocked every time she tries to leave outside the view of the camera 😬😬
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Doing some research.... They actually make a really good point.
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update: In the 5 years following this post, I have found out actually a lot of stuff with regards to the fucking around, and it has actually been pretty devastating for my finances and social life.
I've fucked around literally for my entire life, and I have found out nothing.
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Herbert Lehr (left) and Harry Daghlian, Jr. (right), loading the first GameCube prototype into a sedan on July 13, 1945.
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We Asked a 100-year-Old for His Five Biggest Tips for Longevity. Out of an abundance of caution for our readers' health, we have decided to not publish any of these tips and chalk his long life up to good old-fashioned dumb luck.
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Well, we lost $1.65 trillion. But the good news is, we like losing $1.65 trillion!
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It is journalistic malpractice to not tell me what he's playing.
Bashar al-Assad now lives quietly in a luxury tower in Moscow, reportedly addicted to spending long hours playing online video games, according to Die Zeit.
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it's called the nobel piece prize because everyone gets to have a little bit of it
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If I ordered a slice of pizza and anything except for a NY slice came out, I would think "Oh, I didn't realize they just did novelty pizza here. I didn't know it was joke pizza. "
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I'd probably pick pancakes, a protein option, some potatoes, some sort of bread on the side, and then a drink
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Damn, Pete Hegseth might've actually had a point lmao
Members of the Texas National Guard have arrived in Illinois, according to sources familiar with their whereabouts and video taken of them at an Army Reserve training facility in a Chicago suburb. Read more: https://t.co/AkmU3diD97
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Wow, should we throw them a parade?
@keewa @Grosdoriane Not all landlords are born with money. Some people worked hard to afford property and then have option to rent it out. It doesn't always work out and some lose money. Insurance does not cover everything and must be paid before renters pay a single penny.
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The Chicken Fights are no more Family Guy crew confirms that Erine the Giant Chicken is permanently killed off after The Chicken or the Meg ends with Meg decapitates him
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For $100 would you go to the grocery store at midnight if you knew for a fact that there was a ghost there?
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I know God is omniscient or whatever, but I still feel like he didn't expect us to go to the moon like that.
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