
Grosdoriane
@Grosdoriane
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emo till I die. Follow for more tweets that I tweet.
Joined May 2009
I will never, ever, ever understand the concept of buying a plate of food off of Facebook. Just not something that is a part of my life.
Don’t buy anything from this guy. He was selling boneless wings and a drink. And this is what I got. Charged me $15 up front. I tried getting a refund and he blocked me and said “Take me to Judge Judy “. I just wanted wings 😔
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Alright, real recognizes real here, this is a true, 100% no foolin' around alcoholic. Moving from beer to light beer to spirits in a zero calorie mixer is such a classic move. At that point you're fulling thinking utility. It's medicine, I know he can't sleep.
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idk how to explain it, but "1:1:1 Chipotle to Chick-Fil-A to Crumbl ratio" sounds like a racist dogwhistle.
This is the best real estate in the world. 1:1:1 Chipotle to Chick-Fil-A to Crumbl ratio. More HOAs per capita than anywhere on Earth. Only 3.5% property taxes. Only 45 minutes to downtown Dallas. Every house has a privacy fence. Current entry level price: $1.2 million
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I feel like it's kind of everyone's duty online (who is not a antisemite, presumably) to be able to look at an image and immediately be able to tell "Oh, a neo-nazi made this picture" and not post it. Like, what are you doing you fucking freak?.
Tomorrow is Holocaust Remembrance Day. Hope you're all ready for the galactic load of victimhood headed our way.
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I've only ever heard of two outcomes with laser eye surgery:. 1) It works really well for a while and then eventually your eyesight gets bad again and you need glasses anyway. 2) it's botched and the side effects are so bad that people kill themselves.
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huh. if homer isn't doing it anymore, i guess maybe i should stop, too.
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that's what u get for bringing elon on stage, sweatie 💅.
Damien Chazelle’s #Babylon bombs at the box office with $3.5M domestically . The film cost $80M to make
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@pervocracy Whatever money you were making doing that, I know for a fact it wasn't enough. I can't imagine how stressful that would be.
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@lonelypastaboi Hmmmm. I have a feeling that there is a group of people who would very much disagree with that.
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@ExileGrimm I'm a huge proponent of "saying things solely because I will think it was funny to have said it," but I would've kept this one to myself lol.
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@eatinginmycar Look. I'm gonna be 100% honest. I have literally never thought to go to the salad bar to buy just enough vegetables to put on a sandwich that I'm planning to make. But that's so much better than what I've been doing.
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@LateNightNelly Florida is "East Coast" in the same way that Alaska is "West Coast." Factually true, but surely not what anybody means.
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