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Internet supervillain. Degree in something I don’t use it for. Shiftless young man. I already “seek therapy,” thanks
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@DeepDishEnjoyer
We’re all Sisyphus except for that we are granted the release of death
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@RavignonCh
lol someone took the time to draw that whole comic and never bothered googling whether the falklands ever had native inhabitants (answer: no)
what a joke
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@TaylorMod
Most famous people don’t roll with a whole entourage, doing that makes you way more conspicuous
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@Duderichy
That very well could be it. Do you think old people are fudging their age to seem wiser/just for the status of being 100 or do you think they genuinely forget like “I was definitely 20 when the war was happening… but then why didn’t Franco make me fight…?”
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@YoussefAyubbi
@TheOmniLiberal
all languges are other languages mixed together and all societies are fake. try thinking a little next time.
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@RichardHanania
I’m not gonna stop her, but I don’t want government-funded doctors to come to her house and make it a fairy tale for her, that just encourages other people to give in to despair.
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@patpat153817
@Taniel
@MarkMor96582515
It’s proper english, just a bit wordy. That’s how most ballot measures are.
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@mlscroggin
@starrbelIy
if you’ve ever used one of these prepaid flip phones you know those are there more for show than function
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@Sysex_Boyfriend
@starrbelIy
technically yes but you wouldn’t feel that way if you’ve browsed the internet or tried to send a text on one of these recently
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@OldDreyfusard
dsa was always cooked; their ~5 yrs of relevancy was a fluke set off by bernie’s 2016 run
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@queens_parents
@PaulGraziano19
Well yeah of course that looks like crap, you had a 9 year old draw it by the looks of it
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@patpat153817
@Taniel
@MarkMor96582515
The wording seems very intentional to me, but not for any sort of conspiratorial reason. Voters are *not* getting to chose right now whether Crook Co actually leaves Oregon, as they do not have that unilateral power. Writing the question that way, in fact, would be inaccurate.
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@thechosenberg
She’s either from Norfolk and means “beers” or she’s way too online. Either way, cringe.
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@ShaunBroadbear
No, the problem is that the case was 100% circumstantial. The documentary barely even registers compared to that miscarriage of justice. You’re just embarrassed you joined a lynch mob with no evidence.
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@nikicaga
The worst part is I agree that too many things are crimes but I’d much rather dunk on a corrupt congressman
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@patpat153817
@Taniel
@MarkMor96582515
They are using “represent” in an unusual, but not incorrect, way
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@MeganBitchell
oh so when a woman sexualizes cartoon rabbits it it’s fine but when I do it it’s “sexually harassing the performers at six flags”
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@jlundqui
@redstarcaucus
Sure, might be reasonable. But you have 0 leverage because your org is collapsing. So you’ll get nothing.
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@Bunagayafrost
@hyperdiscogirl
Mice, rats, birds, not to mention all the insects. I’m sure it’s a lot more than we think.
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@StatisticUrban
Look closer: I think whoever made this map put a tiny triangle of “Yankeedom” over Denver 😂
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@ProfDBernstein
@yuhline
I think she’s referring to the strawberries and coke as the snacks. She’s saying the challah was a gift, presumably to eat later, but that they took a pic of her posing with it as a memento of the visit. Not that her support isn’t superficial.
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@lookoutitsbbear
@Bikkuriman976
@ChrystalWRox
my friend, you have no core beliefs, just what is convenient in the moment
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@GarrettPetersen
Urinetown. Dystopian future, scarce water is rationed by a corporation which charges fees to use their water + toilets. Idealistic townspeople rise up to overthrow the corporation, so everyone can pee freely. They use up all the water + the town starts dying of thirst. End.
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@cwebbonline
@RobertKennedyJr
He’s sorry *if it upset his family.* He’s not sorry in general. It’s a good ad.
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@ImNotOwned
Their culture is very similar to ours but they’re stronger on the environment and government controls of speech/commerce so they view us the way blue states view red states. But we’re also a superpower with more material wealth / lower prices so throw some jealousy in there
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@lumbjackwharfie
Knowing CPD, process has probably been something like: get the surveillance video Thursday, go through it for the LP on Friday, now it’s the weekend so do jack, contact the furniture company Monday, and then maybe go to the driver’s house some time this week
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@Trainman2520
@BrieRussell3
This was a system used to force feminine males out of the ranks of “true men.” Really just hyper-patriarchy.
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@TheNotTurk
@WivesGuy
@Jayseki
@billybinion
@janecoaston
Billy is a fascist for… not wanting to lock up kids? O-kay…
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@RichardHanania
Okay now you’re not even watching the videos you repost. The man pulled out a candy ring.
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@upzone_CA
@lonely_lil_vamp
you seem to be glossing over the “death, cancer, and organ failure” part
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@RichardHanania
So instead of being a racist, you’ve decided being an (anti-mother) sexist is a better use of your time. Big upgrade.
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@LinkofSunshine
Okay but when you can’t tell whether you’re drinking Prosecco or Champagne anymore because they’re all cross labeled, don’t come back whining about it.
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@CougarSpider
Cultural similarity between the colonists and the imperial power, plus an imperial power weakened by years of civil conflict and the Seven Years’ War.
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@LeaMaric
I think it’s mostly makeup and clothes styles. My only irl friend in the late 30s-early 40s neighborhood looks worse than this but also he doesn’t take care of himself lol
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@BrewPubMike
@north0fnorth
can tell you’re from Florida because you’re telling boomer jokes everyone has heard before
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@jessachandler
@TrekBikes
Just bring the bike inside I bet they have one in there making you look silly
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@poetryalpastor
@DROzone718
It’s a card you can swipe at any grocery or big box store to buy any food item (and it takes off sales tax). How exactly is that not money for food?
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@alexanderc1003
@neontaster
Ahh see I skip the filler episodes of Twitter Drama, leaves me out in the cold on inside jokes like this
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@Halalcoholism
Well, don’t feel too bad. Lots of people got duped by the incredibly shoddy and manipulative early reporting on this (and continue to be duped, as indicated by other comments)
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@bartlebytaco
if you look at something and feel the need say “that’s not art,” that’s proof it’s art
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@CPD1617Scanner
@SPOTNEWSonIG
Not surprising that he tried to take the coward’s way out; this crime displayed the magnitude of his cowardice. But death is too good for him right now. He needs to live with what he’s done. Maybe through decades of repentance he can earn his rest.
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@HanThocku
@starrbelIy
None of those devices can go on Twitter or Instagram or Tiktok though which I think is the point. Anti-doomscrolling measures
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@dieworkwear
they’re just afraid of being that guy with the bright yellow socks flashing when they sit down
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@fakegreekgrill
I remember watching a rebuttal movie called Fat Head where a guy lost weight eating nothing but mcdonald’s. I think that turned me heterodox
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@Noahpinion
22-year-old me walking up to the encampment in my keffiyeh with a weed vape and a pack of condoms, seeing this sign:
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@deadsnorlax1
@This_Spicy_Man
@iin2ectz
@maxrwag
That’s a good excuse for if your parents ask if you’re unemployed
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@patpat153817
@Taniel
@MarkMor96582515
Well yes, the ballot initiative isn’t binding either way. That “should” doesn’t really change anything. But no, I’ve used the same definition for represent/representing of “states or makes clear” the whole time. I think you’re just confusing yourself.
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@assignedmedia
@jessesingal
How is this a recommendation “against any support for social transition?”
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@sam_d_1995
@vanillaopinions
I once met a girl who told me she was giving up her dream of teaching underprivileged youth unless she could go somewhere they were all white because it would be racist for her to teach black children. These are not serious people.
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@north0fnorth
Hey now Kenilworth isn’t pointless, its existence ensures that the ultra-wealthy people of Winnetka don’t contaminate the ultra-mega-super-wealthy of Kenilworth
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@miss_nyxms
I don’t know whether she did it or not, but I find the fact that she was convicted and sentenced to life on 100% circumstantial evidence deeply disturbing. That is not how a modern, civilized justice system should work.
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@mattyglesias
are you telling us you’ve never heard of the 1987 Sharjawi coup d’état attempt?
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@TByrne75
@JohnJojaboy
@AlwaysLegitWhit
The slaveholders actually wanted slaves to be counted as a full person to increase their political power. The 3/5 compromise was an attempt to limit the political power of slaveholders.
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@crackcobain__
well good thing the country doesn’t give you your credit score, TransUnion, Experian, and Equifax do
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@DanielDenvir
I already caught one with a snickers bar on a string, the rest will follow soon.
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@kittypurrzog
For once it’s actually a good thing. The boss is saying basically that her zoomer employees are comfortable enough with her to use lingo, and also that they communicate their needs well.
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@jessesingal
My dad showed me this and I liked it but I’d say it’s an accurate depiction of the situation in the US, but not in Israel/Palestine
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@wanyeburkett
Yes but its true that rich people’s children get many more opportunities to realize their innate talents than poor kids do. If Willow Smith had been born to a regular family but with the same genetics she’d probably have gotten a much slower start to her musical career, if at all
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