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sebastian castillo

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the glass eye that stares at me in amazement from the bronze mantel, and will never be appeased

philadelphia, pa
Joined January 2011
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sebastian castillo
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the full spread is even better 🙂 fresh, green life will be out june of next year
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Soft Skull Press
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🍃 COVER ANNOUNCEMENT 🍃 Today we share the cover for @bartlebytaco's FRESH, GREEN LIFE, designed by @dedreytnien, with art direction by @nlcaputo. FRESH, GREEN LIFE will be available everywhere on 6/24/25, and is available to preorder now: https://t.co/LT7nw0lrDR
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sebastian castillo
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every public sycophant and world loser seems to love AI, majority of artists and other cultural figures with a modicum of intelligence is against it. it’s impossible to say who’s right
@CBSSunday
CBS Sunday Morning 🌞
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Ethan Hawke tells @thattracysmith that he’s “bored by AI,” saying he prefers real human connection. He calls AI a “plagiarizing mechanism” and jokes that while he knows it’s changing the world, he’s in “open rebellion” against it. https://t.co/LZ9EYLReGr
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2026 Standards of Care in Diabetes Published
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This world is so beautiful that sometimes I can hardly believe it exists
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sebastian castillo
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one of my favorite final lines from a book, from keith waldrop’s light while there is light. rip. reissued next year from nyrb
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Erik Baker
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This is a great prompt. My answer is Ulysses, but I would have a very hard time picking a runner-up
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sebastian castillo
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nyu party in 2012 i fell asleep at because i was bored the city was alive it was better than may 1968 or the paris commune or anything
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Apparently there is now a Gen Z TikTok trend where they are romanticizing being a millennial in 2012
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chat gpt tends to use em dashes like a journalist because that's how it's been trained. more common use (parenthetical, longer dependent clause toward the end of a sentence) still reads as human to me. sometimes i use em dashes, colons, and semicolons in a single sentence—for fun
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Nausicaa Renner 🍷🌑🌊
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sam kriss singlehandedly changing my approach to em-dashes. i've edited probably 20 out since last week when he pointed out they are a hallmark of AI because they supposedly represent smart writing
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favorite first watches of this year: the long day closes, my winnipeg, imitation of life, shoplifters, where is the friend's house?, good morning, running on empty, battle of algiers, female trouble. but my favorite thing i watched was the 1981 brideshead revisited miniseries
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i go outside and am accosted everywhere by the brutal cold and wind, the world itself now war, all men against god and nature. but i'm happy for you winter people
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sharp pins, great argument for if you write good songs that sound like all those other songs i already like then i'll like your songs
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art of the deal
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sebastian castillo
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just remembered i had a dream last night they rebooted john berger's ways of seeing and john wilson was the new host, except instead of european oil painting he talked mostly about street trash
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{overtaking a horrifying car crash on my bike} OK Vroomer 😭😤 {notices that my cousin is in it} Nathaniel!!!!!!!!!
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i needa one dance
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everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥
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what lyric felt like this first time hearing it
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anyone know a fun gift guide and/or made one
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christmas has come early
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beautiful essay
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My big review on Twin Peaks: The Return is out! Thanks to In Review Online. Link below
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funny how often academics in the humanities are portrayed as frivolous ivory tower dandies who write poetry by moonlight and have 6 months off a year when all those people are working like 50 hours a week and the academics with the actual cushy jobs are economists
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I get paid to give 90 hours of lecture a year and spend the rest of my time doing whatever I want as long as it publishes. Academia is not a job, it’s a privilege.
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this video used to frighten me as a child. but it really is remarkable, amazing use of the pyscho sample and probably my favorite hype williams video
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THE GODMUTHA ✦
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Gimme Some More • Busta Rhymes [1998]
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sebastian castillo
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i've been down lately about how, as an adjunct, i've made the same salary since 2016, which adjusted for inflation is less money every year. but now i realize i need to release 1997's sensational yet disquieting single "gimme some more" for success in my career
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Erik Baker
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Grad student stipend $15,000 Adjunct salary $40,000 Busta Rhymes appearance fee $800,000 Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my university is dying
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never thought i’d see this image referenced in a novel. props @bartlebytaco
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sebastian castillo
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positive things about my father
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Jessica Pin
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Feminists should start having viral movements over things their husbands, dads, boyfriends, and male friends actually did right. What’s the opposite of “I choose the bear?” It would be nice if women had a video or a photo of men doing nice stuff for them saying “I choose the
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