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Very Legal & Very Cool. I'm a New Deal Libtard
Joined June 2020
i would enlist to defend the sphere from enemies foreign and domestic.
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WHO KEEPS BUILDING WEBSITES FOR RESTAURANTS THAT HAVE EVERYTHING BUT THE HOURS AND MENU ???!!!!??? I DON'T CARE THE CHEF ANDY USES MIDWESTERN FLARE.
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people struggle to understand just how big the Vegas Sphere is.
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okay I've discovered jokes at JD Vance's expense are incredibly popular with right wing audiences for some reason.
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ah well
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the free speech:
The FBI visited my house today for free speech acts they knew were not crimes. You can see the shame on their faces. This is the Democratic regime manifest.
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sorry why did nobody tell me mexico has a fuck off massive intergalactic combined fleet headquarters building.
Mexico's first woman president takes office at the beginning of next month. Claudia Sheinbaum could be the country's most progressive president in history and will serve for six years. (photo via @Epipapu)
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BREAKING: NYC Mayor Eric Adams orders "every cop in the city" into the tunnels to "find their source"
JUST IN: Chaos breaks out in New York City after underground tunnels were discovered under the Chabad Lubavitch World Headquarters in Brooklyn. The incident below reportedly took place to prevent a cement truck from filling the tunnels. According to the Crown Heights Info, the
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I like that the Babylon Bee keeps a kidnapped Onion writer in the basement and forces him to write one funny article a week if he wants food.
Checkmate: Trump Hits Canada With Tariff Of Double Infinity Plus One
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For only $15k you too can live on a railroad junction with 1 coffee shop and 1 deli that is an easy 35 minute drive from Minot, ND, an isolated town so infamous in the Air Force that is frequently invoked as shorthand for a brutal punishment.
In Lansford, ND, you can buy this house for $15k. It's a little rough but livable. In the same town, Northern Plains Railroad is hiring for $25-28/hr for a Utility Mech. No experience required. There's no 'housing shortage' -- there's a shortage of imagination and flexibility.
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legitmentaly funny that Paul Ryan had a whole wing of the up and coming Republican party behind him, was factory made to be a respectable looking and sounding politician and then Trump came in and murdered everything he loved so he just quit.
this guy is the most normal person the republicans have nominated for vice president this century
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resist libs are still cooking
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beginning to suspect conservatives are too afraid to ask what due process is or why it exists.
The idea of granting the same due process to illegal aliens as American citizens before deportation is nonsensical. It's like catching a burglar in action but not removing him from your house until he gets a hearing.
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you know that for every guy on the Manhattan project wracked with guilt there had to be at least one other scientist on the team who was like "this kicks ass. I love my job.".
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Israeli conflict over
SAN FRANCISCO JUST VOTED 8-3 IN SUPPORT OF A CEASEFIRE RESOLUTION!!!. Itβs time for other cities to follow. β.
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YouTube executives picking up their red phone to reddit realizing every single content reaction channel is facing a Russia-cuts-all-oil-to-Europe level disaster in about 3 days.
livewatching the death of reddit. r/gaming has fallen.
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what the fuck is going on on this website.
Goebbels was in a situation every father hopes never to be in . As the Soviets marched on his bunker he heard they were raping their way through Germany . Knowing that they would torture and rape his children he decided to take matters into his own hands . He killed all five of
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kinda funny that the United Farm Workers have far and away the most fascist looking flag ever made
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you cannot convince me this isn't the funniest fucking humans vs robots video to come out in our time
@ArmandDoma will never stop laughing at the video where SFPD is trying to get a driverless car to not run over a firehouse and they start yelling at it like a bad dog while waiving a flare around to scare it.
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every 2 months some european farmers decide to come out and protest climate change on the side of climate change and leftists cheer the aesthetic while rightists pretend their last 30 tweets about protests were not "drone strike them if they block a road".
WOAH. Convoy with thousands of tractors on the German autobahn stretching as far as the eye can see. No farmers = No food. ππ©πͺππ©πͺππ©πͺ.
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this is not a shitpost, I just got served a paid advertisement from the RFK campaign where he talks like he is dying of emphysema while covered in bugs
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how major national security decisions are being made
"I WILL DO ALL I CAN DO ENFORCE 100% OPSEC," he texted directly to a journalist by mistake
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@100MillionMile @joshtpm You are dominated by your lower organs in both thought and speech.
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>no wedding ring.>Melania supposedly in NYC but Loomer is Trump's date to 9/11.>Trump has cheated on every woman he's ever married. Yeah, I'm thinking he's a Loomer Coomer
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the issue is that the left wing alternative to the rightosphere are people like Hasan who built a brand of "Democrats suck".
Hasan sounded the alarm about right wingers dominating the online space for young men. 47% of 18-29 year old men just voted for Trump
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why do people keep posting this map with the deepwater horizon marked on it.
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we were so young back then.
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for the love of God people please learn what a war crime is. it is not just "anything I don't like". there has to be a war. there has to be combatants.
mr beast being accused of committing a war crime should shock me but unfortunately it doesnt.
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one day I hope scientists and engineers invent a way to stack houses on top of each other.
RUNNING OUT OF LAND: The Las Vegas Valley could run out of land to build houses in as little as eight years, and this is definitely cause for concern, the leader of the regionβs homebuilders association said.
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really wish there were less things going on in the world rn because the intractable and neverending Syrian civil war just ended in like a day and the new leadership is just a bunch of former terrorists immediately putting down their AKs and picking up the /r/neoliberal reading.
"I joined Al Qaeda because I was 19 years old, and there wasn't any other venue to take part in politics. Also because I want skills and experience". "I already built all govt institutions in Idlib before the offensive. This ensures we can immediately take over & prevent anarchy"
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strap in patriots, you'll love the sequel
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if they pick Beshear he needs to crank that southern accent up. I want full drawl 24/7. Dress him up like Glenn Powell.
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this is the beautiful time of year where every single fire department in America gets to expense $500 to make a video of how to make a DIY turkey napalm strike in your garage.
Here's why it's a bad idea to deep fry a frozen turkey, courtesy of Volusia County Fire Rescue. π₯ Brenno Carillo
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libertarians be like "everything is slavery except for actual slavery, which is fine".
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that marine is like 19 the only brown people he's terrified is his platoon sergeant when he saw that haircut.
just got traumatized for life terrorizing brown people gonna relax by taking a goth bitch to panera bread
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I'm sorry, "medals per capita"? Nice try, we don't use the fucking metric system on planet America
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damn wait what the fuck based as hell AOC says "please stop getting all your info from TikToks" and "being effective is the moral obligation of a political movement, not just being right"
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Every time it's like "We sat down with Mark Green, an undecided self described independent voter in this Ohio diner" and then 15 minutes later you find out Mark Green is the chairman of the Republican party in Cumberland County and under investigation for his involvement in Jan 6.
BREAKING: Last night after VP Harris' speech, one CNN "undecided voter" panelist said he'd now vote for Trump. We found his pro-Trump social media posts, including Trump's mugshot and disappointment that Mike Pence didn't overturn the election.
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biden doing what we all would taking a week off for COVID
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2% of Harris supporters are like "fuck yeah we rigged it and we'll do it again"
"Did Biden legitimately win the 2020 election?":. All:.Yes: 62%.No: 38%. Trump Voters:.No: 78%.Yes: 22%. Harris Voters:.Yes: 98%.No: 2%. YouGov / Aug 27, 2024 / n=1555.
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red light cameras HATE him. One quick trick to AVOID fees
I just got a $100 red light violation ticket in the mail. At this point Iβll vote for any motherfucker who calls bullshit on this practice. People steal shit daily in this country and get away with it but you roll through a red light with nobody around and down comes the hammer.
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it worked once again
NATIONAL ASSEMBLY VOTED TO END THE MARTIAL LAW WITH ALL 190 IN ATTENDANCE VOTING IN FAVOR.
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HOLY SHIT
folks we have never been closer to the Trump N word post than we are right now. we are 3 minutes to midnight.
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this would tarnish 538's branding but have we considered passing a law that the electoral college has to add up to an odd number.
Every day of polling that passes this scenario keeps getting 1% more likely
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sweet Jesus the resist libs are committing political war crimes, what have we unleashed.
THESE GUYS ARE JUST WEIRD. JD Vance and his Project 2025 weirdos want to control your bedroom. Will you let them?
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>claims white families are under attack.>proactively destroys his own white family.
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My proposal: a 134 team super duper league called "Division 1" where the teams are split up into conferences by geography and historic rivalry. The best teams compete for bowl games and a championship at the end of the season.
A group of investors & ex-Disney executives have met with ADs at 30 power schools with a pitch: a $9 billion infusion as part of a 70-school football league. Looming over SEC & Big Ten meetings is "Project Rudy.". "The claim is everybody will be saved.".
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Barometer check: annoying Republicanish guy at work who has to show everyone the daily Biden goof clip hasn't talked about politics at all since Sunday.
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if ozempic doesn't turn out to cause horrific side effects soon we are just gonna start calling all weight loss Ozempic aren't we.
Ozempic is hitting the 0 viewers sitcom universe.
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"ghosts aren't real, they would be very litigious" written by a Chinese philosopher 2,000 years ago is absolutely amazing.
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taps the sign
The IRS played in everybodyβs face this year. You either owed or got a small amount back. Either way, most of us were all cheated.
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holy shit Grok has no content filters on the image generation rn lol
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I proudly voted NO on Jill Stein today.
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related thought but it's funny that educated voters just sort of accept that almost all politicians are secretly atheists but cultivate a fake religious belief for electability.
I love that the one of the single worst polling issues for Kamala is that she's a Baptist
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there may have been warning signs we missed
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This flag day, please consider the John Paul Jones flag. Captain Jones captured a British ship on a raid in England. he needed to flee to a neutral port but couldn't enter without a national flag, so his men quickly made one based off of poor descriptions of the American flag
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this u
Months ago, gun to my head, I'd have probably voted for Biden. Today, gun to my head, I'd vote for Trump. That's how bad Biden was last night.
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just got an ad for a Vegas nightclub that I thought was a shit post
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y'all always "organizing" but don't do anything. The fuck are you organizing? Organizing the group chat?.
Voting does not marginally improve conditions for everyday organizing work. Hope this helps.
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thought about submitting my two weeks last night as soon as I got my new job offer but thought "nah, it would be better to wait until tomorrow, what's the worst thing that could happen?". Dear reader, today has been the absolute worst day in my professional career.
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another update from the inexplicably least engaged voter in the country
update on the least engaged voter in the country
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if you guys were wondering what actually happens on Talk Tuah
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Leftists when there's like 4 neo Nazis in an Eastern European country: the SS battalion known as "Ukraine" belongs to Russia . Leftists when the terrorist militia allows slavery: okay so technically it's de facto slavery not de jure and if the west invested in the country. .
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THIS PROVES MY POLITICS ARE RATIONAL AND GOOD AND YOURS ARE BAD PLEASE CONSULT THE GRAPH
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UPDATE PATRIOTS
WHERE IS MY NEEDLE.
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why does my timeline look like this
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While Shapiro holds a home state advantage in Pennsylvania, Gov. Walz commands the 1st Minnesota Regiment which has a proven track record of keeping Pennsylvania Blue
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Reports coming in that thousands of NYPD officers and mutual aid officers from other cities have been deployed into the New York subway and sewer system in an effort to locate additional tunnels
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reminder politico has all of the trump campaign emails and has suddenly decided releasing them is bad journalism.
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laws of war according to twitter
this was an american war crime on retreating forces and civilians called βhighway of deathβ where a6 intruder jets bombed the front of the vehicle column to cause a pile up, boxing in thousands of cars they kept bombing for 10 hrs straight, you polish-govt-funded fascist freak.
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reminding me of the whirlwind 24 hours where Ossoff won his Senate seat confirming a Dem trifecta and then the next morning Jan 6th happened.
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Know the difference
NEW VANCE AUDIO: In an interview from 2020, JD Vance agrees with a podcast host who says having grandmothers help raise children is βthe whole purpose of the postmenopausal female.β. He also agrees when the host says grandparents helping raise children is a "weird, unadvertised
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Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling DeKalb.
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NATObros we are so back
The year is 2024 and NATO equipped forces are distributing humanitarian aid in Russian towns.
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BREAKING: With 96% of Clark County, Nevada Reporting:. Question 7: "Jill Ellen Stein".βοΈ YES - 3%.π« NO - 97%.
BREAKING: With 23% of Clark County, Nevada Reporting:. Question 7: "Jill Ellen Stein".βοΈ YES - 13%.π« NO - 87%.
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I love this little community on Twitter because you think there's gunna be a more interesting theory or debate and it's actually, unironically, "native Americans do not share a common ancestor with Eurasians and were created by their gods exactly as their creation myths describe".
THE LAND BRIDGE THEORY HAS BEEN DEBUNKED, COLONIZERS.
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Uh. Is anyone else worried about this??
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people for months: hey I think Netanyahu, who is evil, is deliberately spiking peace negotiations to draw out the war so Trump can win. Netanyahu: reveals he did this and ends the war a month after the election. Netanyahu hating leftists: woaw Donal Trump is amazing.
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Donald Trump is currently being forced to spend all day in a court room listening to a judge read wine mom twitter memes about drumpf lmao.
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Sorry, this person is undecided?
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right now Rear Admiral Jeffrey D. Goldberg is questioning why he's been kicked out of every single sensitive communications system in the Navy.
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one π state π solution π
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oh how quickly we forget the classics
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how I will tell my kids about today
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we aren't doing Activist Standard English anymore, we are voting for the cop
Democrats are really leaning into the βconvicted felonβ thing despite pressure from criminal justice reformers to dispense w that kind of language and acknowledge that justice-impacted people are also voters.
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new American flag proposal (based on Saudi Arabia)
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I'm not a full IQ truther like some folks but holy hell if you really think 60 IQ averages in poor countries is a real phenomenon and not an obvious limitation of the measurement then I think you are the 60 IQ person.
what do people even do in a country where the average iq is 60?!.like, how does it function?.
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There is a man in Council Bluffs who bought a house next to railroad tracks and has turned into one of those police auditor guys but for the Union Pacific Railroad, whom he believes has created a conspiracy to illegally harass him with their trains. He has uploaded 400+ videos.
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so like is anyone going to report on what Biden's been tweeting? He's still the president.
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@BryceEternal i mean this joke implies that he has fucked a couch and personally killed the Pope.
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not my first choice in shirt for this event tbh.
Ohio police officer, Geoffrey Parker, has pled guilty to possessing and distributing videos & images of nude children, as young as 4 years old, online.
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kamala if you are listening, automate the ports.
TEAMSTERS RELEASE PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT POLLING DATA. βFor the past year, the Teamsters Union has pledged to conduct the most inclusive, democratic, and transparent Presidential endorsement process in the history of our 121-year-old organizationβand today we are delivering on
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with rumors of Musk buying TikTok, I still cannot believe that Twitter correctly identified short form video content was going to be the next big thing with the rise of Vine, outbid everyone to buy Vine and then just killed Vine and hoped everyone would forget about it.
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