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i can have an expansive consciousness, i can make real contact with people, i can come into the knowledge of many things
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excuse me... but this feels like a threat
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so, im getting the impression that this event was run by perhaps a single guy trying to see if low effort, ai-assisted entertainment event planning was a viable business model
one of the actors said there were no actual organizers on site, it was all directed over email (!)
Police were called to an 'immersive event' inspired by Willy Wonka in Glasgow after furious parents complained about the quality of the event.
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@mechanical_monk
what if they spoon hips but then twist around like an owl to look you in the face
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Marcus Aurelius bar for bar
sex is ridiculous. he is literally just poking himself in and out of you, making some stupid face, until some goo comes out. and if he's wearing protection the goo goes into a little plastic bag, and then he has to go dispose of the goo bag. it's not a serious endeavor. grow up.
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YOU HAVE TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS TO FEEL DIFFERENT YOU HAVE TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS TO FEEL DIFFERENT YOU HAVE TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS TO FEEL DIFFERENT YOU HAVE TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS TO FEEL DIFFERENT YOU HAVE TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS TO FEEL DIFFERENT YOU HAVE TO DO DIFFERENT
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what do I "do"?? bro I have a rich inner life
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@Epilleum
@SCHIZO_FREQ
because it's not the real text it's a tumblr meme from a few years ago lol
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there are a small percentage of idiosyncratics who will always warp metrica by doing this kind of thing on the Internet. the weird little guys constant
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i like jordan peterson's funky suits
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I [22f] got the ick for my husband [24m] when our village was raided and he let himself be taken as a slave rather than killing himself honorably. I'm glad he's still alive and there's a chance we could be reunited one day but I just can't see him the same after that :/ Advice?
Celtic men would kill themselves rather than be taken as a slave
They valued their freedom more than their life
Is there even one man alive today who would do this?
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poor male hygiene is offputting to women not just for straightforward disgust reasons but because it taps into the ultimate female ick
primal fear of ending up stuck with a man who is worse than useless - another thing that needs to be managed, tracked and taken care of by you
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I don't understand how people do hook ups. Like how does it happen at a basic mechanistic level. You're normal and then you can just...start kissing?? How?? It's like, to do that you'd have to get your lips halfway to their lips, but then first you also have to get halfway to th
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me with the lindt 70% chocolate bars. i ate one virtually everyday for almost a year. sometimes a batch just was not hitting or had a distinct weird flavor
this reminds me of the time I became so attuned to the flavour of white monster energy drinks that i sensed micro changes between batches and sometimes could not finish it if it wasn't just right
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my mom speaks - with zero irony - with what
@sympatheticopp
called "independently derived shitpost syntax"
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good morning... thinking about this image constantly
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"icarus also flew" is an incredibly evocative 3 words
I often think of this poem, which I first read during my last breakup
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yeah self-conscious, like you're painfully aware of how everyone is watching your every move, but don't worry, they're not. oh wait
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@solarsystern
@RPLongSW
it feels so nice when older people admire you but clearly lack any designs on you, you can tell by the vibes. it's wholesome
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wtf just found out "Baader-Meinhof" is the name of a terrorist organization, not the last name of some psychologists
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Flooding the internet with bull shit crap content in attempt to scramble for a piece of the ad revenue pie, bleak stuff imo
Faceless YouTube channels are one of the best ways to make money
ChatGPT's Code Interpreter just made it insanely easy to start
Here's how to make faceless YouTube videos with AI & make $20,000/m
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type of guy who realizes obsequiousness is actually offputting and tries to become more selfish, so people will like him more
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it's so fucked up that stress makes you ugly. another one of god's little tricks
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a face with averaged features =/= a face representative of the average person, in fact they are going to be substantially more attractive than the center of the distribution of real people
When you put an average male face against an average female face we can notice a few things:
The average female, a 7-8 is substantially better looking than the average male, a 5-6.
It is socially acceptable for women to artificially enhance their looks from this point (makeup,…
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let's check in on what's going on on tiktok - oh good , neetpilled schizoposting large language model hyperstitous memetic warfare has made it onto the platform in the format of the aesthetic girlie video
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still funniest dm request I've ever gotten
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im just finding out that the germans cut their bread with table saws even at home
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@CartoonsHateHer
everything about the way it's written sounds fake af
& if this makes any sense "i know it's higher than average but i wanted to have fun and enjoy new experiences" makes sense for someone with a body count of maybe 10-15 to say, FIFTY EIGHT you have to be dedicated 2 the craft
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I recently read a reddit post about "paying the adhd tax up front"
basic idea is, if buying eg pre-chopped veg will make you more likely to actually eat them instead of letting them rot, it may actually be less costly to do so, even though they cost more up front.
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thinking of how early in our relationship i jokingly told him to "drop and give me 30" and HE ACTUALLY DID IT with no hesitation and completed it easily
I can't say this was *the* moment that sold me but commitment to the bit AND competency?? pheww ladies and gentlemen...
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WTFF it works like that?? never seen a machine quite like this... so many tools combined into one fluid functionality instead of a set of batch processing steps
this video goes so hard. the fluidity and speed of motion. my brain was doubting my eyes at first
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small sample but amusing poll result from my alt
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after countless exasperated pleas for a simpler and nicer world where people don't play games with each other, i realize i may have autistically failed to account for the fact that many people *enjoy* playing games
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i can't get over the phrase "calorie arbitrage"
has the most "dieting: tactical version for Him" vibes possible
18 grams of protein.
169 Calories.
The average man could get a 6-pack eating this 10 times per day.
And, it takes less than 15 minutes to prep.
Recipe below.
The ingredients listed are the only reason this calorie arbitrage is possible.
Bookmark this post so you…
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"apologize and repent" for a bad take on twitter goes so hard
@dkayofficial_
You are mistaken, apologize and repent.
Nothing wrong with taking nature photos. If those were photos of him or others I would agree with you.
May Allah guide us all
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some ancient languages nerd on tiktok did a bit where he recited a Vedic curse to damn some food creator to eternal darkness for suggesting lettuce as an alternative to chips and this caused me to uncover vestiges of superstitioness in myself as it actually made me uncomfortable
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help how do i restructure my entire mind
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just received terrible news
apparently you can't actually think your way to being socially competent
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can't sleep just keep thinking about Him (Darius McCollum, the autistic guy who is obsessed with NYC subway and has been repeatedly jailed for impersonating mta employees to drive the trains in a very lawful manner)
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@demiurgently
Just be so easygoing your preferences are the satisfaction of other's preferences E.Z.
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I was confused about someone's use of an idiom so I went to google it but instead I googled "I am confused about this" and then stared at the results page, confused
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when I was in college my roommate had a bf in his mid 20s who lived with us in the dorm suite (against the rules) and would buy alcohol for us while we were underaged lol ... she would surreptitiously fill up gallon ziplock bags at the dining hall to feed him
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trying to share a meme with a boomer only to have them respond "? who is that in that picture" feels like those anecdotes about anthropologists talking to remote peoples and finding they are unable to reason with abstract hypotheticals or whatever
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am i insufferable or are you just bad at suffering ✋
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@galgracen
@DavidFutrelle
"damn, our usual sax player didn't show today and this is the last day we booked the studio!"
"it's ok, I'll fill in for 'im!"
"you play sax?"
"Nah but how hard could it be really?"
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just using fb marketplace as a seller for the first time and it's chaos. a good third of replies are scammers. people offering 20% of asking price. a man has formed a parasocial bond with me by commenting overfamiliarly across 5 different listings even though I've barely replied
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one time when i was a kid my brother & i were in the room when my straight laced and mild mannered dad answered a call from one of his old friends on speaker only to be greeted by "heyyy Lieutenant Cumguzzler!"
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my mom is a true master of subtle Catholic shade
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"careers" are a scam dreamt up by the industry industry in order to sell more industry
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type of guy who is so in his head that it's impairing cognition & decides to become Embodied just to think better
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the way that if you accidentally press "Delete for you" instead of "Delete for everyone" youre just screwed
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getting the ick from the piteous way my husband tugged on the servicing rope
reading about precolonial native american culture has been fun. one account was of a chief that had little ropes leading to each one of his wives beds, and when be wanted one of them to service him at night he'd just tug on the corresponding rope
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@drethelin
lol, i saw a video where one of the actors hypothesized that, and that "The Unknown" was the AI's self insert OC
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why does "one night stand" sound like a heroic military mustering
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@empathyhaver
i don't find it weird and inappropriate in the context of having been inappropriately subjected to listening to it
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seem to have located this device in a man's apartment that turns you into a dad
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talking with my mom, brought up the subject of ai advancement and how it might threaten the job security of some in our family and she essentially told me idk that sounds fake plus you should be more worried about other things, like the fate of your Immortal Soul... uhh based??
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@Richard_Vixen
i actually think this is in a sense true for most people but in a kind of trivial and fine way that should not lead to the conclusion of gender segregation, but that should be understood and acknowledged
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good morning... thinking about this image constantly
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a big problem I have recently is I don't know how to reliably have conversations even *I* find interesting
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@tifafanaccount
after graduating cut off my main font of self esteem (the praise of professors) i actually found myself coming up with questionable justifications for emailing my old professors , just to experience a fraction of the rush of their approval again 🙃🙃🙃
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You may think I'm joking, but I'm sorry to inform you that, at least in vibe, I am dead serious
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Why this most lascivious of words on the sexy European oreos...
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the lesbians are trying to reclaim romanticizing not being able to make you partner cum from the straights. stolen valor!!
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humans are really so endearing
Still thinking about this sculpture of a dog which has a golden glow from thousands of people petting it over hundreds of years.
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It's funny how Dutch is just like English but spoken with a German accent and written wonky. I can totally just read it. "Rocking is dudelike - stop now!"
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remember: real people, intersubjectively plain on the grand scale, find each other devastatingly sexy all the time. every day
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@visakanv
primal fear for women that you can't be sure what kind you're going to get until it's too late
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guys there is still alpha in social dance (swing, lindy hop, etc)
every class or even ive gone to had a shortage of people who wanted to lead (usually males). have fun, move your body, and meet girls in a setting that lets you smoothly display physical competence
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this sounds questionable... somebody crunch the numbers pls
Also, AC units are basically reverse heat pumps: if everyone in Britain suddenly had one, the ambient temperature of the island would go up probably by a couple of degrees Celsius. This, of course, would make the AC units run harder... and so you get a feedback loop.
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a man who has to be asked or reminded to do basic acts of hygiene is not a man you can count on to keep the ship running
it's like the more visceral, even worse version of not knowing how to just do the dirty dishes in front of you without waiting to be asked
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@benlandautaylor
(half-shitpost) what if career ambition is bad and LSD is good because it helps people come to that realization
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this phrasing stuck with me
things to me that feel like growing up:
• realizing ur parents are human
• realizing ur teachers are human
• realizing ur therapist is human
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when hes hot but has a psychologically implausible model of the nature of belief 😔
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seen in the wild: bushwick community fridge that has no food in it but textbooks on critical reasoning and microeconomics. sounds like someone's idea of a joke
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me and the tizzed up baddie i pulled by being autistic online
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you know something weird
despite being a 6'0" girl I didn't realize until like 2 years ago that being tall is considered unattractive in women and attractive in men
it never occurred to me to be insecure about it, which I guess is a good thing
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babe i showed you the Evil in my heart, please respond
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topically for the catcalling discourse, I just experienced a man on the street raise his hand and wait to be acknowledged before starting to speak, as though in class, and then compliment me preceded by an "excuse me,"
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in an incident inside a barbershop this morning, a young man's hair was tragically cut short
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me retreating into the bath room at a party
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this is actually a sublime banger , one of my faves
i’ve told two people irl the origins of this phrase and they both did not believe me until i show them this lmfao
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said to a good friend, affectionately, "you're my best friend 🥰" followed a moment later by "well actually i guess you're not my *best* friend, as the phrase implies there can only be one, in that case my best friend is clearly [different person]"
aaand her feelings were hurt😭
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caution !! i found out both Alexander's technique and Victoria's secret , and now the CIA is after me ,
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@Kirsten3531
honestly i have never been impressed by any arguments of this general form "if you've thought/worried about x, that's really strong evidence you're y"
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hi friends , my life is in a period of flux and im looking for new avenues for supporting myself, starting from ~zero (i have a BA and a small amount of library and nonprofit experience, high verbal & rudimentary coding )
would welcome suggestions, even very off the wall ones👹
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until they're cute and i can lay on their chest or gaze into their eyes sparkling with enthusiasm while they tell me facts, they will never replace the guys
the tragedy of ChatGPT and copilot and etc is they’re obviating Guys Who Know a Lot Of Facts
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