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Hi again everyone!
I've written a rather extensive overview of tomorrow's Serbian elections, the parties and politicians taking part, and what its results could mean.
Please read and share if you're interested!
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Trying to be racist but accidentally showing they're being creative as they're using ground to starve out the fire when water isn't available
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When the AI takes over I'll be executed because I'll still be laughing at the "salmon in a river" prompt response
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Yet another Biden accomplishment
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Lmao the white American trads are horrified of actual cool white traditions
Devil worship in the streets of Austria. They celebrate evil as if it is good.
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The comments
Biden to propose 25% minimum tax rate for billionaires like Musk, Bezos, Gates in State of the Union, aiming to reduce debt
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This is the funniest community note I've ever seen ngl
Jesus Christ. What the fuck happened to Star Wars. George Lucas must be turning in his grave-
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Yeah his kids might actually talk to him after they move out
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497 year old city in Serbia still serves water the old fashioned way
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Your brain is completely ruined by porn, you cannot even function in a normal world
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You know that women do shave right
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This was the most progressive position in existence in 2011
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I was 22 years old when I made the definitive guide on whiteness in Europe which got me death threats in 20 different languages
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The only conspiracy theory I believe in is that Disney's Trump animatronic for Hall of Presidents was originally made as a Hillary animatronic
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This is like 1890s racism
Blacks are a tropical species, whites are not
Tropical species do not have "must store food / wealth for winter / hard times" as a core drive but evolutionary pressures don't just *stop* so instead they have "must show off portable wealth"
There's a converse "bling gap", too
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Lots of conservatives in the comments declaring that this is how Broadway went woke
Have they, like, ever heard of Broadway before???
Dylan Mulvaney is in talks to play Saly Bowles in “Cabaret” on Broadway, Page Six reports.
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Notable non-colonizer, Spain
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Today is the seven year anniversary of the greatest typo ever
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Every picture of macron with other world leaders looks like a happy gay couple
Le web brésilien compare les photos de Macron et Lula en Amazonie à une répétition de mariage. Et c'est vrai que c'est troublant.
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Do you think the average person could afford rent in Florence in 1469 lmaooo
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As a bisexual, what the fuck is that abomination, get that second triangle OUT
On
#TransDayOfVisibility
, we celebrate London’s trans community as they strive to live authentically and safely 🏳️⚧️
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The Great Firewall is truly a tragedy because every Chinese meme that slips through is a pure gold
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Where do you think cancer usually comes from
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The modern conservative straight man hates sports and attractive women
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This strongly implies that Gruncle Stan is trans
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I always love this section of the map
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As a European this seems like a pretty good price for 4 liters of orange juice???
7 dollars for orange juice??
Oh yes everything is fine 🙄
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Will never get tired of posting this
It’s 7.2% of US Adults identifying as LGBT. The trend keeps increasing which will tend to 10% of higher soon.
Woke indoctrination in schools isn’t helping contain this trend at all 🤷♂️
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Look if Joe Biden had sex where he wore a gag at age 80, I would just want to vote for him even more
What is going on in the White House?
Did Michelle Obama pay a visit?
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BREAKING: Kanye West has been BANNED from the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Ayatollah Khomeini has stated that "while I strongly support his antisemitism, I cannot stand by a man who hasn't dropped a good song in a decade"
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I love how most of these are minor benefits at best and the last one is "effectively extend your lifespan by 30%"
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You used to be able to joke about your job. But now you can't. Because of the anti-woke
DEI and its consequences. You should be very concerned.
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“This tweet has been deleted.” makes tweets x10 funnier 😭
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Just hours after Pearl Harbour.
FBI - Japan
Mayor - Japan
Governor- Japan
Roosevelt regime - Japan
Imperial Japanese Navy - Japan.
Me - thanks, now I’m positive it wasn’t Japan.
Just hours after the bridge collapsed.
FBI - accident
Mayor - accident
Governor- accident
Biden regime - accident.
Me - thanks, now I’m positive it wasn’t an accident.
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Doing anti-black racism as the embassy in South Africa is insane
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"Telling the AI to generate an image and then getting mad at it" is becoming half of conservative politics
This is a perfect encapsulation of current year. The black man smiling while stealing, the white people oblivious to the broken windows, cheering the negro. Yes! Steal our technology! It's Your Turn!
The Norman Rockwell style is the most iconic aesthetic of peak Americana.…
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JOE BIDEN SHOOTS CHILDREN WITH DEADLY DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE CHEMICAL, LAUGHS AT THEIR AGONY
Joe Biden with a super soaker at the Biden Beach Bash
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"Trans women are just so pretty, they have an illegal advantage in beauty pageants"- conservatives, apparently
Here were the 10 finalists for Miss Netherlands 2023.
The guy on the far left of the picture won. 🤮
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Bro never met a Latino or Irish person in his life
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Lil Nas X after being informed he's to gay for the black state and too black for the gay state
‘THE PURGE 6’ would follow an America being broken into states based on ideology, sexuality & religion.
“You have your Black state, your gay state, your white evangelical state. And it’s really a broken country.”
(Source: )
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He was actually cooking with this one
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>go to Starbucks
>order COLD coffee
>specify 5 times in French and English I want COLD coffee, because I know few people order it now
>see them taking a hot cup
>say again I want COLD coffee
>he says OK
>gives me hot coffee
What is wrong with the French
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You're laughing. A dragon has swallowed the sun and you're laughing at people calling it an emergency
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The Roman Empire reached its maximum territorial extent under an Emperor who had sex with men.
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Which war and to whom lmao
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I have a lot of respect for him for sticking to his weird centrist beliefs instead of selling out to the far right
This dude fumbled the bag harder than anyone I’ve seen in so long lol
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Wait till you see this
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Ah so they've integrated into the local culture
These guys live in Poland but they speak very badly about it.
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Among the numerous attacks on trans people in recent years, it's dissapointing that the worst one came from ACLU
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We killed like 80% of the bugs in the last few decades
what happened to moths?
growing up my great grandparents smelled like mothballs constantly, they were terrified of moth damage to their clothes
you never smell mothballs anymore, yet moths eating your clothes is never a problem for anyone
seems like moths lowkey fell off
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Probably not good that 10% of people are just insane with permanently broken conspiracy brains
This is the apparent path of the Solar Eclipse on April 8th.
That’s a hell of lot of coincidences right there.
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Yeah AI is going to completely change the trust we have in literally anything in at most a few years
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I love that film world collectively decided in the last year that we already have the answer to "What if the Rock was a good actor?"
Dave Bautista will voice the villain in the ‘AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER’ movie.
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The Congo-Rwanda conflict is so funny because you'll never guess which one of these is a genocidal imperialist state occupying large parts of its poorer neighbor in order to steal its mineral wealth
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The guy staring directly into the sun is clearly ready to be American, give him citizenship IMMEDIATELY
Illegal aliens and Border Patrol agents enjoying the solar eclipse together
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This is the most hilariously fake thing I've ever seen
If you actually think that being in a square with high IQ means that you have high IQ than you probably don't have high IQ.
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Poland's GDP is growing so fast because a single drone can do the work of 300 Poles
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Wow. What is France doing so differently than all the other states in Europe? If only it was some specific form of energy reactor others could also build
Impressive price difference between Germany and France tomorrow
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What are they asking for now
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Insane that the right has already started lionizing someone who murdered two people for no reason
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The life of an online conservative
Here were the 10 finalists for Miss Netherlands 2023.
The guy on the far left of the picture won. 🤮
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This is the funniest conservative conspiracy theory because it's racist, misogynist and transphobic and they won't shut up about it, but even if it was somehow true it would have like zero consequences
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Because he was clearly not trans, had a history of being incredibly homophobic and just claimed he was trans as a further way to "troll" us
Flashback: In November 2022, a
#trans
nonbinary suspect named Anderson Aldrich allegedly carried out the deadly mass shooting at gay nightclub, Club Q. The shooting was quickly blamed on the right by left-wing activists, Democrats & Antifa. When it emerged Mx. Aldrich is trans…
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The most insane part of Percy Jackson lore is that Hitler is canonically a demigod son of Hades and many of the Greek gods supported the Axis
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Found the most racist man alive
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There is no insane gay Bavarian king willing to bankrupt the state to fund it?
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Americans really fucking hate kids and teens
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Thankfully, elderly Germans have never done anything wrong in their lives and are free to judge the gays for street parties
She knows it’s all over for Germany and she cries inconsolably. Too late. Crying won’t fix this.
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Being a public nuisance shouldn't carry the death penalty
For years before Jordan Neely was killed in New York's subway, the city had its eye on him. He was on a list informally known as the Top 50, a roster of people who stand out for the severity of their troubles and their resistance to accepting help.
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The right is literally telling the AI to come up with things for them to be mad at
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The very phrase "Italian people are people" seem to admit in its construction that Italian people are not people because if they were people, why are you calling them Italian?
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This is what I imagine most American homeschooling looks like
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White people need to stop writing borderline incomprehensible threads about how they hate white people
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People barely even think of YouTube as a social media anymore, it's simply omnipresent in our lives
wait this is insane LMAO ppl talk about tiktok so much but youtube is at NINETY FIVE
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Live footage of Donald Trump enduring great pain to save American people from President Pence
This forced me to remember that Trump refused anesthesia during his colonoscopy to avoid a temporary transfer of power to Pence
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I think about this every single day
Yes, it’s much easier to be a queer for Palestine than a queer in Palestine, not body doubt that, not only because of Hamas…
But even more because of you.
Because your bombs don’t differentiate between queer civilians and non-queer civilians. You murder them all.
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I'll hand it to them on this one ngl
Weird: Man Becomes More Conservative As He Regains Brain Function
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News article title: "Mohammed is now the most common name for newborns in Scheisseburg, Germany"
The intended message: "WE'RE BEING REPLACED!!!"
The correct takeway: We must teach Arabs that there are more than three male names in existence
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Simple, white genocide isn't real
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I can't believe Joe Biden made filet mignon expensive
What part of Bidenomics is $50 meat at the grocery store?
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Jesus, tuna sizes have shrunk greatly due to fishing, so this is incredibly rare to see. It's sad in a way honestly, like killing an Old God
Giant bluefin landed solo by woman off the coast of Hampton Beach.
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Oppenheimer has gotta be one of the first scientist biographies where the actor is simply not as attractive as the real person
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It's absolutely crazy to me how many creationists there still are in the 21st century
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This is the worst version of this map I've ever seen
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