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@GeebMinister Salary range: $50k-$75k depending on experience
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@bloodberry_tart @ComradeLuanne That's also a real life tip
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@mjkea If your kink requires a 4x4x4 apparatus and a connection to mains power it isn't mild
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@Forever_Wario If things were different they would be different
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@LegoRacers2 There were all kinds of shenanigans
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@doulbedoink I hear the pay to effort ratio of commercials is very good
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@bloodberry_tart If I was making a meaningless graph based on nothing I'd probably avoid implying I'm a pedo, personally.
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@borgposting I like to think these four guys were just driving around by this cotton field when inspiration struck
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@smokeismedicine She probably had such a hard time finding clothes that fit
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@tybuddhaboy Excellent point. Hadn't thought of that
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@FinessaFudges Fall right through the floor
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@Forever_Wario Doesn't every drug "cheat nature" the way this guy uses the term?
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@WiseTakes Please wikipedia "conquest of Siberia"
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@epicbirdguy1
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@ddaddydunks Ultimately people who post things like that feel like they don't have anything to really believe in imo. What they fail to realize is that the only thing those men in those photos really believed in was living to see another day.
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@lasshaley @Thom__Dork Jobs like that generally need a human to make judgement calls and communicate with boat traffic.
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@TolemustheGrey @me_im_chloe Fighter fighter ass name
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@RisenRabbit Imo In the Swedish mind there's a split between "he has his own phone and doesn't need mine" and "I would just call the ambulance in this scenario" The fatal flaw is a culture that's too literal
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@low_dosage The turkeys just wanna hang out
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@DerekPutin It's a black and white thinking trap for people who just need to learn how to have boundaries
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@FuzzyMarth @lib_crusher Being exposed to stand up in the workplace should be illegal I agree
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@polishXcellence They're weaknesses irl but weapons and armor online
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@ch1w33th3d0g Vibrating out of your skin by 11:30
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@pictureofagun This is just a normal conversation
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@Sturgeons_Law When they got a new CEO a few years ago he let individual stores have a lot of control over their inventory
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@s4m31p4n Grocery store weird beverage+grocery store sushi ftw
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@shrimp_delight Why's this guy dressed like a lesbian with terrible style
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@GeebMinister A lot of these guys think every conversation must last at least ten minutes
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@atomicthumbs Tech industry failing to understand something out of their wheelhouse despite great confidence? Why I never
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@Forever_Wario He's a powerful poster
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@bitchrespecter Sumos blessings be upon you
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@epicbirdguy1
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@allahliker This website is built to answer the question: how would you best build a positive feedback loop of self importance online?
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@epicbirdguy1
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@_erik_1991 @nemanjaYVR @meghaverma_art The gayest thing a man can do is be married to a woman and have children with her
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@ch1w33th3d0g Accidentally killing someone while having an otherwise normal day at work is a level 10 nightmare
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@my__name__was Did I miss the part where they own the means of production?
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@afrocosmist Barber before shaving your nape: "you on any blood thinners?" No but I just fed my leech
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@lceCreamSocial King of the hill deserves better
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@JohnJNJ1 @ebruenig @JeffreyGoldberg @TheAtlantic The state need not be crueller than its criminals. Capital punishment should be abolished.
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@lib_crusher I think a lot of people would get a better understanding of how the system works if they realized that companies don't discount things when people are buying a lot. Quite the opposite in fact
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@OptimizedElite @OrwellNGoode This quote is about eugenics
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@Richard57941301 I put coffee in the maker before bed and then it makes it in the morning before I get up
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@my__name__was It's controversial because you're making a non-marxist point about the relationship of labor to capital. Sure you can say that their lives are very different from people in the global south but that's true of most Americans.
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@ryanposting Ripped up from the deep reaches of the memory
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@lookabee83 @ObamaEraCons No other president ever played it
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@SweatieAngle Cows are beautiful creatures
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@JakeAnbinder You're a historian and you're annoyed that people are providing citations? Come on.
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@RadishHarmers Releasing Hamas operatives labelled 1, 2, and 4
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@still_oppressed That's a very silly way to view literature
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@borgposting Everything I don't like is politically unaligned with me
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@epicbirdguy1
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@generalslug You can be broke at any income but that's not the same as poor
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@dklmarxist YOU CANT HAVE BRUNCH IN THE AFTERNOON
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@OkButStill I can't imagine wanting to change careers to something where I spend more time touching the computer
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@smokeismedicine I don't know where I stand with God because I got blocked on Twitter
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@bloodberry_tart @ComradeLuanne See if we were friends I'd crack a joke like "I bet you do" or "Yeah you probably don't see people irl very often" but we're not so I won't.
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@GaydolfJizzler They're straight up great it's just a fact
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@afrocosmist They look so upset that they're getting pushback on their civilian carpet bombing campaign
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@ryanposting This looks really familiar but I have no idea what it is
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@ComradeLuanne I hope she doesn't realize the artist is annihilating her in this game
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@low_dosage They hunted whales with spears in recorded history like, 150 years ago
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@laserboat999 Holy shit this show looks like it sucks
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@omelettehaver @NotABigJerk The best (most personable and we'll rounded) engineers I know have a solid academic background in the humanities
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@protestantwind The one not pictured: shallot
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@polishXcellence Yeah but if we're ranking them on pitching a baseball he's on top by a mile
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@legotrillermoth *after spending 50 seconds Express feelings* "I'm not going to express my feelings"
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@lookabee83 Euros absolutely cannot do Mex food (I did have some okay enchiladas in Sweden once)
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@buckadeath That's a star wars creature
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@ashlinaud @chiweethegod @websiteidi0t Yeah they run over that fast so they can agree with you
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@dieworkwear Stop revealing the Sweden real estate secret. I need it to not get super expensive so I can buy some eventually
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@EldraziOutlaw @_FleerUltra I ran into a former teacher of mine outside a bar when I was in my 20s and he tried to hide the fact that he was out there smoking
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@chiweethedog Is this the guy who wouldn't shut up about being blocked by that Christian streamer or is it some other freak
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@droobis Lolled at the kid having the same bearded head ngl
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@col_scoob @bartsimsonreal Neckbeard was definitely a common perjorative
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@AssumeNormality @bengrossbg If the speed of freight movement is contributing to higher rates of injury I think that's a big problem, personally. A lot of jobs could be done faster but are paced with safety in mind.
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@hangukhiphop @ampol_moment P sure that's William O. Douglas, the lone dissenter
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@jesawyer Prometheus is good even in theatrical cut 😈
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@BarrelJumpist Why do these guys all have Calvin pfps
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@DerekPutin broke =/= poor
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@AstuteCFO Proto Chris Kyle
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@epicbirdguy1
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@paynushurts They invented this peanut snack that sucks but is good for exposing babies to peanuts and one of the first effective MS medications that's still used to this day but that's had generics for a long time now.
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@NotABigJerk These people whine about no positive masculine role models as if This Old House doesn't air on every PBS station in the country
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@ZeroSuitCamus Maybe some of the people in the replies would be interested in buying the Brooklyn bridge
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@chiweethegod You can't lose with a completely correct opinion
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@bitchrespecter I'm not supposed to say it
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@my__name__was There's a lot of labor that at its end serves to advance imperial ends but demarcating lines in the sand about that seems largely pointless to me
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@ddaddydunks My grandpa didn't see combat. That meant he was happy to talk about his experiences, including the emotional weight of wartime. He was very grateful that the war ended before he was sent to the front.
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@AstuteCFO No I don't have a degree, I'm going to make a 3 hour podcast based on a 10,000 word Wikipedia article
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@epicbirdguy1
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@powerbottomdad1 Yep only ADHD people don't put stuff away. That's never happened to anyone else
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@PunishedHavoc Wait a minute i just realized he's admitting to using PEDs as a college athlete lmao
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@ProtonInspector Map literacy and spatial thinking are skills that need to be cultivated and a lot of people never do that
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@low_dosage Eroded by running fingers down the surface so they end up appearing longer?
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@paradoomer @Gritty20202 It's crazy to me that some people absolutely need there to be "good guys" here somewhere
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@s4m31p4n No because sorcery goes against the teachings of Jesus Christ
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