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it's kinda sweet how you only get one life and you can just totally fuck it up in the first quarter and then you get to sit and take the L for 60 years haha
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linkin park: i tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter
12 year old me, never tried a single thing: oh fuck yes. this is me. this is exactly how i feel
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It's always the ones you never expect
A man named James Gina III has been arrested for killing his girlfriend yesterday near Desert Inn & Eastern.
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some big business executives are so hilariously out of touch. the CEO of Ford just had Sydney Sweeney on his AUDIO ONLY podcast. a whopping 724 views on youtube
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"in Japan we have a little tradition called Murdering A Homeless Person" lmao how is this real
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hikers be like "just had one of the most incredible experiences of my life" whole time they were just walking up a hill, sweating
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@chrishlad
oh no😢😢 my career is mediocre😢😢 and all i have to show for it is a stressless life with good relationships 😢😢
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Not to imply anything here, but if Japan had a highspeed rail project that cost 128 BILLION, and had not laid a single track after 16 years, everyone involved with the project would have commited seppuku by now
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once i managed a pizza restaurant and for Pi Day we were supposed to subtract 3.14 from our 10 dollar slice/salad/drink but the genius marketers said it was 3.14 TOTAL. so it was line out the door for hours and we're losing money on every order and the higher ups just let it ride
RED LOBSTER LOST $11 MILLION DOLLARS LAST QUARTER DUE TO THEIR UNLIMITED SHRIMP OFFER
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well this ones easy: france is gay
What exactly is preventing you from moving to France?
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🧵You're probably wondering how Prighozin was able to move so fast.
That's right, he had the help of ChatGPT!
Here's 10 prompts to help you overthrow the treasonous miscreants that have been ruining the motherland:
👇👇👇
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nixon wanted 1000 nuclear plants. there were 110 then. only around 54 today
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no one talks about how remote interviews have completely neutralized the natural God given advantage of being 6'3. the silence is deafening
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sf tech bro: *pays 4k for rent*
does anyone have any problems to solve? i want to change the world
*steps over human shit*
it just seems like all the ideas are taken
*car gets vandalized*
i got it! a new way to meet up
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must be so sweet being head of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. never working a single day. fat government paychecks. once every 3 years an application for a reactor hits your desk. you stamp DENIED on it without reading. no one can contest you. God mode.
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women don't understand that men enjoy the farmers market just as much as they do, but easily 20x faster. the ideal scenario is not a leisurely walk but a sprint back and forth to assess all options, then buying what you want and leaving. in and out in 5 minutes. sublime
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wow i guess its fine and cutesy for a girl to measure you at a bar but when i try to take some simple cranial measurements i'm out on the street huh
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not sure theres a more fake, commonly touted statistic on earth than the 50% divorce rate. 1. it's not 50 its way lower. 2. it doesnt mean half the people get divorced, it's genuinely attributable to people like my friend Asshole John who's been divorced 8 times
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i love all the comments like "nooo europe has the same amount of space plus a much more diverse set of cultures!!"
meanwhile i've been to 13 european countries and they've all been exactly the same. and there could be nothing more different than say nyc and rural michigan
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why do they call it Single Sign On when Logging In 45 Fucking Times A Day was right there
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ADHD is when you're a baby in an adults body
this box has been sitting in my hallway for *six weeks* and my husband has not asked me what it is, why I haven’t opened it, or if I should ever plan on moving it and this is what it’s like when both partners have ADHD.
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doctors in 90s: really try to limit your screen time to 4 hours a day
doctors today: please for the love of God find a 10 minute stretch in your day where you're not looking at a screen. actually nevermind. just do whatever you want. have some adderall
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Must be so stressful to be an employee at Google right now. You get a slack message like "This Gemini stuff is messed up, we should have an urgent meeting". 6 hours later you respond "Totally, how about Friday?". The next day you wake up to a message, "Fridays no good, Tuesday?"
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@adcock_brett
any good tips for rapidly increasing your comp without jumping? i started at 52k a year and worked my way to 175 in around 4 years. no one at my first or second company made 175. how should i have played it?
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Must be so fun working at Nvidia right now. Nobody doing a goddamn thing. Ice cream socials and happy hour every day. Chest bumping every morning at market open. A big TV displayed in the cafeteria where the stock stays climbing 25% a month. Planning your early retirement.
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mfers with 16 hr screen time a day who never leave their apartments like " i will not live in the pod "
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Recently unemployed twitter employees Ligma, Johnson seen leaving Twitter HQ
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hate on zuck all you want but he made a massive pile of money and is now burning through 10's of billions/yr on unproven hardtech (vr) becuz he thinks its cool. none of you have anything close to that conviction. a lot of you would change your entire personality to get more likes
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when i was like 14 i got really depressed and thought everyone would feel bad for me and they'd be extra nice to me. turns out people actually just kinda hate and resent you for it haha. that's when i learned to always be happy
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i've lost 10 lbs in 3 weeks in italy even tho i've been eating like crazy?? American food is so fucked lol
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employers beware the 10x programmer socially adept enough to appear as but a 1x programmer. he is working 45 minutes a day and not afraid of getting fired
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the greatest (most entertaining and awesome) LK99 replication effort is underway on Twitter, being done in the open, by hobbyist? anime pfp Russian geniuses in a small facility, tweeting to a few hundred people. and it's bearing fruit.
i'll never quit this app
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if you were ever questioning Sama's character just remember that I am am absolute nobody and he's worth a billion+ dollars
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lmao. straight line. idiot
Without touching a single piece of land, it's possible to sail from India to the USA in a completely straight line
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one time i interviewed at Amazon and the interviewer yelled at me? and when it was my turn to ask questions I asked for an example of when the manager had really supported his team in a stressful situation and he responded "once a guy fucked up oncall and i didn't fire him" ???
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stoner's be like "i'm going to get so useless after work. i'm going to smoke so much i can't think or add. i'm going to reduce myself to a primordial blob. a blob that's useless. last time i took an edible i could barely stand. it was awesome"
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Legendary programmer John Carmack literally said 60% chance of AGI by 2030, 95% by 2050 in his latest interview. He says its inevitable at this point. It's time to get your soul right. We're about to meet God
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got to hand it to my people here ( the dutch ). they're really going out into the middle of nowhere, casting a bigass net and cleaning up the trash 11000~ kg at a time. huge respect, beautiful project
One year ago, we showed you our vision for System 03.
Now, with the first trip successfully completed, see how it looks in reality:
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2-4 genuinely charismatic people can fix the entire vibe a 40 person party. but at what cost
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it's a shame we can't build stuff like this anymore
This is inside the Sphere in Las Vegas.
This may be the most insane concert venue ever built
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sorry ladies, my love language is telling women solutions to their problems when they complain about their problems
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babys healthy. mommas healthy. i am the proud father of the most beautiful girl on earth. im the happiest man
33 hours into labor and end nowhere in sight. love and prayers please
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the guy who sat next to me at my 2nd coding job always stayed late because he liked to. coded 10x my speed. had a masters degree (i had no degree). before leaving i asked him what he made. 30/hr. i made 38.
lesson: don't do that shit. get your money. no ones looking out for you
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absolute nothingburger for national jihad day. if i was a jihadi i'd be so embarassed right now
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age 20 i met a Russian on a beach in thailand. i asked if it was true about their literary culture. that all russians can quote pushkin and such. yes he said, and rattled off a verse. then he looks at me and says "enough about pretty words. lets talk about cunts or something"
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HES PARALYZED FROM SHOULDERS DOWN AND PLAYING CHESS WITH HIS BRAIN. HE HAS FULL CURSOR CONTROL OF HIS COMPUTER. I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL FUTURE. GOD BLESS THE TECHNOLOGISTS
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sorry sweetie, daddy and mommy don't have a college fund for you because they had to spend 14,000 dollars a year on take out each of the 9 years they were still deciding to have kids
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there's prolly less than 100 people actively bashing windows in SF. a poorly funded team of about 5 guys could have them arrested within 3 months with the right authority. what in the fuck are cops doing? who's benefiting from this
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ordering food via whatsapp has made me realize how insanely stupid it is we make everyone learn our ridiculous app interface or whatever. we really create an account and learn an insane pizza customizer UI instead of texting "1 large pep please" and dropping a pin. absurd
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okay Gemini, generate me an image of Robert Downey Jr
Gemini:
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sorry for the vulgarity but lmaooooooo. absolutely dying. shot and chaser.
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at one point we ran out of lettuce and spinach for salads so to continue we'd have to buy more from safeway at even worse margins, i asked the GM if we could just. stop losing money. he said no and to send someone to buy all the lettuce they could find
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if Sam Altman's not reinstated i'll quit*
*i am in no way affiliated with OpenAI i just don't really like my job
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pretty crazy how California is the technological AND entertainment AND agricultural AND natural wonder capital of the world
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if you don't like someone on twitter you can just baselessly slander them to a hundred thousand people. very cool
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my favorite type of tech bro is the one who can't find fulfillment or a gf making 200k at FAANG and thinks it's because he's not making 500k
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Hey Gemini, can you generate me an image of the founding fathers writing the declaration of Independence?
Gemini: Certainly! Here's what the founding fathers would look like if they were black or chinese
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not sure some of you realize that even if you made 10 million dollars or whatever you'd still just be yourself at a party
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1 in 300 million for powerball odds is not great sure. but if you buy 10 tickets its only 1 in 30 million which is actually pretty reasonable
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crazy how it took like 3 sad pictures of Afghan men in an airport to turn all the white hippie insta pacifist girls into pro US interventionist
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i do not know with what technologies web3 will be built, but web4 will be built with html and css
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oh don't forget soccer?? the most popular sport in every single one of your countries. great diversity
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imagine telling a sad vulnerable person they need to do a lot of internal mental work to get better instead of just saying you love them and theyre great as is
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an m2 macbook air, airpods pro, a patagonia micropuff, allbirds, a 2200 dollar/month apartment, a 51000 dollar long range tesla model Y, banana republic travelers pants, 3 nights/week drinks + dinner, 900 in monthly gambling losses... it really doesn't take much to make men happy
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unrelated but if you're at Ford and you see this i hope you eat shit I have some personal beef with your bitchass company (nothing to do with your products)
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it's pretty cool how bloomberg wrote this and it got a bunch of coverage and it's just completely wrong lol. great job
New form of equality is here. The year after BLM, 94% of over 300,000 S&P100 jobs went to non-whites.
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leaving my wife because the main character from frozen asked me how my day was and then giggled. is everyone retarded
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i love when a homie dissapears from the group chats for a while. either he's taken the worst blackpill of his life and spends all day in a dark room dreaming of death or he like met a cute girl and has been having a delightful time going on picnics
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euros are such snowflakes lmao. if i said canada and usa were the same no one would care. instead i have 1000 people calling me retarded and cultureless, whole time their using american products, on an american website, listening to american music, watching american movies. etc..
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you really think there's much difference in how you spend 3 hours a day working, take long lunches then train/bike to spend time with your extended family vs how all your neighbors do it?
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please do not confuse your cursory google search with my somewhat longer and more thought out series of google searches
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it is both true that
1) housing has gotten outrageously, probibitively expensive
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2) if my friends werent absolutely horrific at spending money they could have afforded a down payment by now
they really feel entitled to 15k+ a year in takeout and drinks
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hot take: reading books is mostly intelligence signalling and a big waste of time. i appreciate it as a hobby vs alternatives (tv, twitter, etc) but have no idea why people would read things like Capital or Steven Pinker
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usa: food delivery via uber eats or doordash. twice as expensive than pickup, never sure it will actually arrive
costa rica: whatsapp your order in plain english to a homie, send a pic of your place cuz theres no address and it shows up 15 mins later with no delivery fee.
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once i went to a big tech party for gfs company. i got a round and as i was picking up the 4 drinks i was bumped into and spilled slightly. no big deal. the next day like 5 people told my gf i wasted. anyways thats when i realized sf was filled with heaps of judgy joyless nerds
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America is so incredibly prosperous and rich that our young people are like, actually making 2-500k for a few hours a day is boring, I'm going to quit and do something meaningful.
And I think that's beautiful
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the fact that we allow a frenchmen to be the worlds richest person is a moral failing on the part of every American
Richest people:
🇫🇷 Bernard Arnault: $214.3b
🇺🇸 Jeff Bezos: $193.0b
🇺🇸 Elon Musk: $179.2b
🇺🇸 Mark Zuckerberg: $168.8b
🇺🇸 Larry Ellison: $142.3b
🇺🇸 Warren Buffett: $133.5b
🇺🇸 Larry Page: $128.6b
🇺🇸 Bill Gates: $127.7b
🇺🇸 Sergey Brin: $123.5b
🇺🇸 Steve Ballmer: $119.4b
Forbes
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as cringe as she is, Ayn Rand is basically right. there's only like 200 ppl making shit happen out there and they put the whole world on their backs
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99% of sql is like Select * from Dogs Where SHEDS_HAIR = False and 1% is a 100+ line monstrosity using 12 cte's aggregating data via window functions and qualifying grouping joining iff statements that only 1 guy in your entire company named Antonio knows how to do and He's Busy
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holy shit you're into Cryptocurrency AND Machine Learning? do you want to fuck my wife??
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alexander the great age 18: in charge of macedonia, stomping out the maedi revolt, going off to conquer worlds
todays 18 yo's: society is manipulating me into spending 120k on an anthropology degree. at such a young age, i am powerless to resist. the adults have ruined me
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mfers be 30 years old like "i'm actually like this because of how i was raised". my brother in christ accept some personal responsibility into your heart. you're an adult now you can just stop being affected by how your parents treated you when you were six or whatever
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recruiter shows up 8 minutes late. hey sorry lets get started. whats your current role? i'm a senior software engineer with 6 direct reports. do you have a degree? no i'm self taught. ah sorry we are flexible on everything but that, thanks and goodluck!
lmao,,, lol
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insane when the guy with the window seat closes the window. you think you're the fucking CEO of row 16 buddy? we all get a say and my wife and i outvote you
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*mcdonalds standup*
yeah so yesterday i mostly worked on burgers and fries. continuing that work today and also picking up an apple pie story. no blockers. wait. is the ice cream
machine down? is there an incident #?
pm: yeah, known issue. let's take this offline
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i don't believe in fake made up science like "ADHD" but what i do know for certain is that there's a demon inside me who keeps trying to distract me from doing the Lord's will
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