Ryan 🥣
@ryanposting
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I have a number of set phrases to use around the office that I can string together as the needs of Coworker Hexameter dictate.
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RT @selontheweb: you misunderstand. all these sundry characters are "the simpsons." but the core quintet more so, more acutely, more profus….
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Palming a $20 bill with some words I coined written on it to the OED editor.
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The TLS got a guy named Christopher Shrimpton to review a novel about shrimping
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RT @hastifliche: Up early and well vittled at the public house of one McDonald, whom I gather is a rich man & quite pouerful, but presents….
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RT @pavementarchive: Stephen Malkmus performing Spit on a Stranger at La Fontaine de Belleville (Paris, 2019)
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Would love to walk around with a clipboard here.
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I feel like a genius at work when I do simple arithmetic while listening to Steve Reich.
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You can’t even tell someone to clap your hand say yeah anymore.
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